Originally Posted by jacko

how you can tell your from hartley pool

1 you brag that your car is realy low but its on bricks
2 you think the monkeys from the tea advert are plotting something
3 your statis in the comunity is denoted by how big your dog is
4 you go to seatan crew on holiday
5 you spend half your dole on getting a tan then the rest on big earings
6 you refere to hartley pool as the pool
7 you have your own football team but seacretly you root for middlesbrough
8 you welcome some one into your home with the fraze awey in
9 your family tree does not fork
10 your mam had to stop school before gcse,s for anti natal classes