Originally Posted by Dicko&Sarah
Signs that you're a Smoggie
1. You always refer to Middlesbrough as The Boro
3. You know someone who knows someone else who knows Chubby Brown
6. You call everyone "mate" (pronounced "mayert")
7. You know what a Parmo is
10. You beat up anyone who refers to you as a Geordie
11. Anyone from Sunderland is a right c**t
17. If you've been out to dinner, you tell all your colleagues the next
day what you and your fellow diners had for each course.
18. You refer to your food as "scran" and blokes as "gadgeys"
Im a smoggie and can hold my hand up to all of those (although the Chubby Brown one is true as pete who works in the funeral directors in town used to be Chubby Browns bodyguard ...hes HUGE as well
