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I've basically just upset a bloke I know because we were having a pre-xmas-meet-up-emailing-marathon with some mates from Uni [he wasn't included as we didn't know him then].

I thought I'd start a new mail continuing the dialogue [it got a bit long] about the particular ladies that had all figured in our tally... obviously the one that everyone had shared.... except me and one other mate..... the particular girl who this blokes living with....

So I started the new email by saying I'm getting T-shirts printed up with "All my mates had a go on XXXXX and all I got was this lousy t-shirt".... and enquiring if I asked him nicely that he might let me catch up....

And included him in on the email

Is it my fault he's got the same name as someone I MEANT to include

He's rung me 4 times saying how upset and angry he is

So what's the worst you've done? I have to admit I've been on the receiving end, I was seeing a girl years ago when people were just starting to get mobile phones and she text me thanking me for a wonderful evening and something about underwear but I hadn't seen her in a week

 

Someone at my work took a call on my phone and the person gave them a hard task so she put the handset on the desk and then pressed the hold button on her phone and called the guy a wanker!!!!! Not realising she had pressed the button on her phone and not mine.

Oh the backtracking she had to do that day!!!!!!!!

Was very funny as she went scarlet.

Someone else in the office suspected two people of having an affair so sent an email to her pal saying how stupid they were having an affair etc etc but actually sent it to the girl being suspected

 

Makes you cringe

 

had one SIMILAR.

there was this joke email distribution list that about 50 people were on and shared jokes etc.

somehow a conversation got started on it (with everyone hitting reply to all), which turned into an argument between 2 people who had had an "affair" (everyone knew they'd been at it, apart from the girl's boyfriend ofcourse!)

anyway, once they got to the point that she'd ALMOST admitted to sleeping with him, he added her boyfriend into the TO list (mainly because i told him to )

that on its own isnt too bad, it could have been faked... but her next REPLY TO ALL kind of gave the game away

this email convo carried on for about another 20 emails, each one incriminating her further.



...funny thing was the girl's boyfriend didnt beleive it, she blagged it somehow

 

You evil cunt

 

how typical is that!

a few years back me, the missus, one of my borthers and two mates were in a night club in the town where my other bro lived with his missus

pretty much our whole family hates this fucking wench, anyway, there we were in the upstairs part of the club, when low and behold i spotted the old slapper on the dance floor snogging the face off some bloke, that wasnt my bro as he was working nights in london...

anyhow, i fookin loose it go and confront her, soooo close to giving the fat bitch a slap round the chops when my mates stepped in lol

i later found out that she slapped my missus when she had a go too lol, if i had seen it i would have fucking floored her! (the bint, not the wife)

anyhow, we end up getting a taxi home to mum and dads and tell them whats been going on, said i was gonna ring me bro etc but they told me not to as he finished work at 3am and then had to drive back to wiltshire...

so at 4.30 am the cunt comes in on his way home and wakes up demanding to know what the fucks been going on, she had rang him all upset and told him that this bloke came onto her and she was trying to push him away etc

which was utter bollocks and it told the idiot that....

anyway they still together and got a kid of their own now (she already got a girl from someone else)

i try best to avoid em now as i cant stand her, only seen their kid, my nephew once too

anyway, fuck all to do with this thread, so carry on

 

 

ooo yes !!

I cant remeber how many times i have text a mate tellin them i love them,
when i am drunk and meant to text the misses..

 

And everyone has put kisses on the end of a message for a mate out of habit.

Its habit, honest

 

haha ye wasnt sending my ex a text saying couldnt wait to see her at the weekend this that an a few other things an sent it to one of the lads,

done the same a few weeks later sending the ex some dirty texts an sent it to some random lass i met in a club, she texted me back an i just egnored it saying i didnt even know who she was, haha,

 

Called a girl before and was the wrong one
Strange but had the same name and
asked about going out tonight saying yer soon 3 miins later i said more then clicked said that not whatever from wereever and she said no

was a good convo and shame very nice just wondered what she looked like !!

 

I tried herbal ecstacy once. It was utter wank

I sent "This herbal ecstacy is wank. I'm sticking to the real stuff in future" to my aunt instead of my mate Alex

 

Called a girl before and was the wrong one
Strange but had the same name and
asked about going out tonight saying yer soon 3 miins later i said more then clicked said that not whatever from wereever and she said no

was a good convo and shame very nice just wondered what she looked like !!

 

only did this saturday

 

i got a mate who puts kisses on texts ON PURPOSE he's not gay either

 

Got hold of a mates phone...

I went to write a text saying


" Right, this is a bit hard for me, but ive been feeling like this for a long time, and I need to let it out, Im really sorry but i need to tell you, Im homosexual "

Or very similar, I cant remember


Sent it to 14 people, got a few replies..

His mum - Actually thought he was bent

His 'mate' - sent back a reply, something like " thats ok mate, Ive been feeling the same, fancy meeting "

most of the other replies was something like " yeah ok... "

Funniest was the mum, when she rang

 

 

A few years ago i sent an email to my girlfriend at the time and accidently sent it to some student. Didn't know i had done it and he realized i never knew so thinking i wouldn't know it was him sent it to everyone every other day for weeks. All i had to do was check my 'Sent box' and it told me exactly who i sent it to. The fat cunt regretted it when some months later he forgot to log his computer off when he went for a break and i sent an email from his computer to all the tutors with links to child pornography and then deleted all his work for good measure. Sadly he had a backup of most of his work but he still got in shit for the emails i sent.

 

oh yes done that classic a few times

 

It was a touching story though mate.

Brought a little tear to my eye.

 

was texting my missus who has been away modelling all week, shes on her way back on the train and we was texting , i was texting all this shite about cant wait to see her etc when shes back tonight , just text it the 1st name in my phone book by accident, and hes one my good mates hes not replied yet though !

 

i have done this - see my thread from a few month ago - fookin funny

 

Think i'm doing it right now on here! Check my last posts!

 

part of the reason most cruisers hate me down her is cos i accidentally pmd one of them all the things i thought about them and was planning to kick off at them, instead of sending them to my best mate who also hated them (basically a load of keyboard warriors kicking off and we decided enuff is enough), i sent it to the wrong person didnt i who then forwarded it to everyone

after that its all downhill lol

edit: another bad one is when u think of a class chatup line and some sexy words, and try to send it to a girl called Muna (african girl, fit as fuck) and send it to "mum" instead

 

When I went "officially" Crazy at work one of my work colleagues wrote a text for a mate who asked how things were and wrote " yeah, he's gone crazy, he's a proper fuit loop" and accidentally sent it to me!!!

 

Child porn is harsh as they are victims. Normal porn or gay porn might have been funny.

 

you're a cunt

 

One of my mates who was working in vienna for a while had text me when i was stood outside the hospital waiting for my son to be born.He was due home and text to say "see you in the week".I then got a further text which read "hello gorgeous,fancy a shag on thursday"and then proceeded to detail what he was gonna do when he got hold of his missus.(Ithink it was meant for her?)For a while I contemplated what i was gonna do.Option A= nothing or B=tell him coz I felt a bit embarrassed for him.Anyway I decided to let him know that I got the text.I think it was his way of letting her know he was coming home and wouldnt it have been class if she didnt know he was on his way and he walked in on her humping the milkman? I just replied "no ta mate your not my type you yorkie git".Within a minute he phoned me.He was embarrassed as hell.Give me all the excuses under the sun for his phone playing up.