One of my mates who was working in vienna for a while had text me when i was stood outside the hospital waiting for my son to be born.He was due home and text to say "see you in the week".I then got a further text which read "hello gorgeous,fancy a shag on thursday"and then proceeded to detail what he was gonna do when he got hold of his missus.(Ithink it was meant for her?)For a while I contemplated what i was gonna do.Option A= nothing or B=tell him coz I felt a bit embarrassed for him.Anyway I decided to let him know that I got the text.I think it was his way of letting her know he was coming home and wouldnt it have been class if she didnt know he was on his way and he walked in on her humping the milkman? I just replied "no ta mate your not my type you yorkie git".Within a minute he phoned me.He was embarrassed as hell.Give me all the excuses under the sun for his phone playing up.