Oranoco

Went out Saturday (1st chance I've had to get on line since ) and filled up the runner. Came out of the petrol station and started to pull away and remembered I was sposed to grab a drink so stopped just to the side of the petrol station and nipped in.

As I came back to get in the car a lads head popped up and the little shit was only trying to rip the badge from the grill of the car

I shouted "What the Hell do you think you are doing?" and the little sod gave me a load of back chat and attitude. I could hardly beleive it. I was fuming but knew I couldn't do a blind thing as the law would stitch me up like a kipper and let him go scott free

So annoyed

MWF

I dunno

Donkey Hunter aka Uncle Henry off here once had a kid throw a small stone at his 3dr so he got out and threatened to kidnap him, picked him up and tried stuffing the squealing little shit in the boot and everything.

Cossie Helen

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Little twat

Rab

I would have kicked his fucking teeth in and the law be dammed

Nath

I would of let him have the badge ..but I would of watched the little fecker chewing it till it was all gone.

Two pet hates of mine ...bad beer and cheeky kids!

Fudgey

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shouldda just run the cunt over

i would have lol and said he ran out in front of me lol

turbo terry

mate know what you mean!

4 young lads were kicking a shop window in opposite us, (mum owns a shop too) Ran out in me fookin pants, so nearly poked the lil cunts in the eye! Told em to fuck off anyhow!

Police did fook all an took bout an hour to get here anyway!

Can't believe kids these days, i sound fookin old, only 22 I never used to do shit like that.

vroooom ptssssh

shulda jus tripped the little cunt up an spat on him

"he stumbled as he was trying to run away, and as I was shouting I accidentilly spat on his face as he fell and turned round officer"

Eagle

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hate to say it .. i would have slapped the little scrote

dave cos4x4

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i would of done a lot more the little twat.