Been away for the week and the Cossie has eaten another battery. This time, its completely locked me out of the car. Central locking doesn't work, can't cheat and get in through the boot since I replaced it.

Going to have to pay for a locksmith to come out and let me in the bloody car.

Just so pissed off with it now, once its unlocked, its going up for sale. The money I was going to put into the engine can go towards an FRS instead. Totally had enough. Anybody want a cheap Cossie, let me know. Totally had enough. Never have another one again.

I'm done.

Matt

 

There is a way in mate, to save you a lock smith. Will pm you if you want.

Smudge

 

there must be another way in other than a locksmith?

**edited** looks like there are a few people who can help u get in it!!

 

u have pm thought bout postin then relised prob not the best idear lol

 

Just a thought bud, but perhaps you shouldn't be advertising ways of breaking into the car on a public forum, that a majority of people using it own... you never know who is reading it!

 

well i had just edited it but thanks to you mate its now visible again!!

 

Anyone local in Stockton on Tees or nearby lend me a Cossie jack. Doug has given me an idea to try (not using it to beat in every panel, although that is sorely tempting).

Cheers

Matt

 

Calm down!

Its all edited out now.

 

Just pmed you mate

Smudge

 

jump pack and a jack? I had to get into mine when my battery died, it works

 

surely you can still open the door with the key?

 

Now see thats what i thought, but thats too simple surely.... He's not going to be asking advice if you could just use the key is he?

 

as siad slap a battery on the starter and the earth on the bell housing and that will be just like jump starting the car

aint gonna break into the car that way either,,,,,,,, lets remember that car thiefs tend to know the cars better than us anyway

 

can you imagine if that was the case



wonder how many people PM'ed him with stupid comment like " use a slim jim" or " pop the window glass and ya sorted ect"

 

Car was delocked before I bought it so not that simple unfortunately.

Any more ideas?

Cheers

Matt

 

mate get a spare bat or a car parked beside it and jump leads, attach the live to the starter motor big red wire ( yes the one that goes to the battery live,,,,,,,,, hope you see where this is going) and then attach the black jump lead to the negative black with thats bolted to the bell housing to engine block part,,,,,,, ( YES THE OTHER END OF THAT ATTACHES TO THE NEGATIVE OF THE BATT TOO ON THE CAR)

if you cant see how simple this is i sugest you shoot your self as your too stupid to survive in any REAL stress conditiona and will just lead to the death of inocent people


now get out there yua laxy fucker and ill post the bill on monday for ya

 

thats what everyone suggested to me last time mine went, I didn't want to post it up in case someone slated me for telling everyone how to break into their cars

 

how the fuck does that break into cars,,,,,,,, it COULD help people steal cars with SHITE and BADLY installed alarms but then maybe they should get alarms from argos


its not gonna open the doors for ANYONE who tries it,,,,,,,, trust me i do it all the time on mine and i still need the remote to open the doors


some people are just paranoid tbh
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best not show em where to buy a screw driver from,,,,,,,,, nor show em a brick


hell best not even tell em that the fucking cossie doors bend open really easy too so that makes delocking em pointless UNLESS like me you also fitted central locking motors with dead locks

 

sorry to hear this matt, keep your chin up fella

 

Suppose me being a fuckwit though makes you feel better, so at least I'm good for something

 

hey dont blame me mate,,,,,,, though i am impressed how you can type on a keyboard yet not attach 2 wires that are the same colour


where abouts ya based and if ya local ill pop round and do it for ya


then you can use the cossie and realise theres much worse that goes wrong with em for you to worry about nad get ya pissed off

 

How about you just forget it. As I've said often on here, I know feck all about cars, and electrics even less. I posted because I was brassed off, it seems to be one thing then another.

I wanted help, not some cocky git telling me I'm a thick cunt.

Next time you find yourself in a situation where you know fuck all and I'm the master, I'll make sure to tell you what a thick cunt you are, just to return the favour.

To everyone else and those who PM'd me ideas, thanks, I'll give it a go.

Cheers

Matt

 

next time smash the window

 

wtf, mate you need to chill out a little here, i dont know you from adam and i dont belive it or not read every post that everyoine makes let alone live on here


i was trying to help you out belive it or not and make it easy to understand whilst trying to make you laugh, i wasnt getting personal,,,,, fuck i even offered to come round and do it for ya,,,,,,,, so dont see where the cocky cunt is comming from

you dont understand about cars, fuck who realy doe, we all learned by giving it a go,, im sure your job id know fuck all about but what i tell you is th correct way to get your car sorted

then after that and you charge the battery open the back seats and close all doors and you might find that the boot light is staying on if your battery is going dead, very comon on a cossie and also happened on MY OWN CAR and thats how i sorted it on a delocked car


as must as i understand the frustration mate and ill even take the dig on the chin as dont know what type of mood your in please remember that ANY hobby be it cars. bowling or even fishing is gonna ahve hasslte and a hard time,,,,,, if it wasnt for that then we would never stick to it as long as we would always get what we want and get bored


so as i said earlier try that,,,,, if you really dont understand waht i man and theres no shame in it,,,,, hell 4 months ago i never new what a cvh oil pump looked like,,,,,,,,,,,, AND I FUCKING WORK AT FORD , i will dig out me camera and give you a detailed shot by shot of which part to look at and see if that gets ya sorted,


this site is about having a laugh and being chilled out,,,,,,, we all get moments of crap though even me, just try to chill a bit and realise that not everyone is against you


also as said if your near me ill be more than happy to do it for ya FOC as its not gonna take alot of my time to sort out

 

bal how is it going mate

are you of to ford fair

 

cant make fordfair mate,, cant be arsed, aint got a ford on the road and also im FAR to lazy

gonna be at national day, the piss up before if theres one too so we will have to meet up and have a beer then i hope

 

The first bit didn't come across as funny, more sarcastic. And the second line made me feel like a div, which I know am when it comes to cars, but I don't need reminding.

What you said, I'll try tomorrow and see what happens. 4 months of pent up frustration having problem after problem with the car, paying rent and a mortgage on less money after moving 300 miles tends to wind me up a bit. Just be nice for something to go right for once.

Apology accepted, I don't normally tend to be a stroppy cunt, just this has been a shite week.

Cheers

Matt

 

as said if ya live local ill pop round and help

cossies can be a hasstle but generally they can also be fun

mines been off the road for 18 months now,,,,,,,,,,, and its never been so cheep to run, when i finish the car thats gonna change again

 

i will hold you to that dude

 

As said above,it will work

I know why your cars got a strop on and eating batterys

Its because its too embarassed to be driven down the road with those transit lights fitted!!!!!!!!!!

 

yo kev

 

Hi Baz,hows things???????

You at Ford Fair tomoz?????????

 

yes mate ae you there

things arnt to bad dude how are you