mate get a spare bat or a car parked beside it and jump leads, attach the live to the starter motor big red wire ( yes the one that goes to the battery live,,,,,,,,, hope you see where this is going) and then attach the black jump lead to the negative black with thats bolted to the bell housing to engine block part,,,,,,, ( YES THE OTHER END OF THAT ATTACHES TO THE NEGATIVE OF THE BATT TOO ON THE CAR)

if you cant see how simple this is i sugest you shoot your self as your too stupid to survive in any REAL stress conditiona and will just lead to the death of inocent people


now get out there yua laxy fucker and ill post the bill on monday for ya