Oranoco

Missus has a been offered a new job and needs to give her current employer the big F.U. Anybody got a template I can use as she volunteered me to write it for her

Kevin Sharp

iTrader: (3)

dear (insert boss,s name here),
I want you to fuck off
yours sincereley
(sign your own name here)

that will do the trick!

Oranoco

pmsl

That's pretty much what I typed first off but she now won't feed me until it's done and my minds gone blank

BM08

Do what this lad i know did, he wrote "This is my last day in this shit tip, thanks for nothing"

All wrote on the back of a fag packet and chucked on the managers desk while he was out

pollocks

insert boss's name here

this is my written resignation i here by give (insert what ever notice she must give )

from insert your name here

aint got to be owt flash this is all i have given in the past will do i would have thought lol

BM08

Yeah thats what id do aswell, simple and to the point

At the end of the day whats the boss gunna say? thats not good enough you'll have to re-write it?

Dan B

Can't be bothered typing them all out, here, have a link instead!

http://www.i-resign.com/uk/letters/default.asp?

There's some amusing ones, underneath!

pollocks

yeah hes hardly gonna tell you to go out and put some more thought into it lol and check it for grammar punctuation and spelling like lol

R4N SS

iTrader: (6)

thats exactly what i was gonna say

Big Will_

Dear (insert boss's name),

After a lot of careful thought, i have come to the conclusion that you, (insert boss's name again) are an absolute (insert choice of insult) and you won't be seeing me after (insert date) as i've better things to waste my life doing.

Lots of love,

(Insert your name.)

P.S - You're a cock.







Yup. That outta do it

Ian M500COS

1. Remove trousers and underpants

2. Photograph anus or general rear end area.

3. Write on photograph "Dear Sir - please insert your job here"

4. Add a note at the bottom saying "and may the fruits of your loins be in the belly of your womanhood" (Translates to FOOK OFF !!)

He will get the message!!

RS Bowk

Joking aside is always a good idea 2 thatnk them for your employment to date as is always better 2 leave on good terms (even if u do hate there gutts let them think u dont) as they could cause u hassle in the future as it can b a very small world and u may need a reference or sumthing in the future

Cheers Mark