guy at work lost his ears in a domestic accident

and when he went to the hospital they said they only have 1 available for transplant


but the doc said he can have the left ear ok,and they can attach a pigs ear to the right til a proper human ear becomes available

anyway he had the operation done,and was ok and then he went back to the hospital for his check up after six weeks.....
the doc asked him how they were.

he said...." the left one is fine doc,........................VVVVVVVVV























but i've got crackling in the right ear"




ba dum tschhhhhh, i thankyaaaa

 

 

 

 

Oh dear

 

 

Every time you tell that joke, god kills an orphan

 

pmsl Oh dear me

 

ha ha

 

really? oh well he's been killing people for years now,nothing we can do to stop him

 

Brian

 

i was expecting something alone the lines of:

"...but the others a right pigs ear"

aweful

 

 

Bloke goes to the Doctors, and complains he has been feeling and acting like a pig.. Doc says "How long have you had this condidtion?"

Patient replies, "oh, I'm not sure Doc, probably about a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!! "

 

They dont get any better

Steve.

 

Lord give me strength

 

nice one Martin.............

 

 

 

Oh dear!

That's it - everyone get out