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Old 06-09-2006, 11:30 AM
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Default Bloke at work lost his ears.....

guy at work lost his ears in a domestic accident

and when he went to the hospital they said they only have 1 available for transplant


but the doc said he can have the left ear ok,and they can attach a pigs ear to the right til a proper human ear becomes available

anyway he had the operation done,and was ok and then he went back to the hospital for his check up after six weeks.....
the doc asked him how they were.

he said...." the left one is fine doc,........................VVVVVVVVV























but i've got crackling in the right ear"




ba dum tschhhhhh, i thankyaaaa
Old 06-09-2006, 11:31 AM
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Old 06-09-2006, 11:31 AM
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Old 06-09-2006, 11:32 AM
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Old 06-09-2006, 11:34 AM
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Oh dear
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Old 06-09-2006, 11:46 AM
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Every time you tell that joke, god kills an orphan
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ha ha
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
Every time you tell that joke, god kills an orphan
really? oh well he's been killing people for years now,nothing we can do to stop him
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i was expecting something alone the lines of:

"...but the others a right pigs ear"

aweful
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Bloke goes to the Doctors, and complains he has been feeling and acting like a pig.. Doc says "How long have you had this condidtion?"

Patient replies, "oh, I'm not sure Doc, probably about a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!! "

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Originally Posted by RWD_cossie_wil
Bloke goes to the Doctors, and complains he has been feeling and acting like a pig.. Doc says "How long have you had this condidtion?"

Patient replies, "oh, I'm not sure Doc, probably about a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!! "

They dont get any better

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nice one Martin.............
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Originally Posted by xr-Stu
i was expecting something alone the lines of:

"...but the others a right pigs ear"

aweful
Old 06-09-2006, 05:28 PM
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Old 06-09-2006, 05:54 PM
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Oh dear!

That's it - everyone get out
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