guy at work lost his ears in a domestic accident
and when he went to the hospital they said they only have 1 available for transplant
but the doc said he can have the left ear ok,and they can attach a pigs ear to the right til a proper human ear becomes available
anyway he had the operation done,and was ok and then he went back to the hospital for his check up after six weeks.....
the doc asked him how they were.
he said...." the left one is fine doc,........................VVVVVVVVV
but i've got crackling in the right ear"
ba dum tschhhhhh, i thankyaaaa