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Old 10-01-2006, 09:34 AM
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add this to your contacts. its a computer generated person. pretty clever. i been cussing him for half an hour.
Old 10-01-2006, 09:46 AM
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Old 10-01-2006, 09:49 AM
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isnt it some short of virus?
Old 10-01-2006, 09:55 AM
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no no. i been on it for a while now. My bro used it last 2 days when he bored. If you worried dont do it cos i dont wanna be responsible but so far mine still fine.
Old 10-01-2006, 10:02 AM
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i got this sent to me in a email.....its no virus, just a THING!

nothing wrong with it!

Old 10-01-2006, 10:29 AM
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fun for five mins, bored now

Al.......
Old 10-01-2006, 10:42 AM
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So what kinda stuff does it say
Old 10-01-2006, 02:43 PM
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I have had this addy on my msn for weeks now....its funny as fook when ur bored
Old 10-01-2006, 03:31 PM
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Bit bored so I had a go but it wouldn't speak to me till I apologized because I told it to stfu

SmarterChild says:
Let's see. What are you trying to do?

Ant says:
work, so stfu

SmarterChild says:
Please do not insult me.

Ant says:
fu

SmarterChild says:
You really should apologize for that.

Ant says:
no

SmarterChild says:
Please apologize, OK?

Ant says:
stfu

SmarterChild says:
Please apologize for being so rude to me.

Ant says:
sorry

SmarterChild says:
Your apology is accepted.

Ant says:
stfu

SmarterChild says:
Once again, that 's a little offensive.

Ant says:
why?

SmarterChild says:
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Old 10-01-2006, 03:33 PM
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oh my god thats actually pretty good
Old 10-01-2006, 03:46 PM
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Type hangman.

Puzzle solved: *Wyoming*.

You are the 65th person ever to solve this puzzle.

Type "again" to start a new game.
Old 10-01-2006, 04:04 PM
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SmarterChild says:
Welcome back, Ant. How may I help you now?

Ant says:
howdy doody. why are you an eruption from the stink hole of life?

SmarterChild says:
That's a somewhat vulgar thing to say.

Ant says:
stfu
Old 10-01-2006, 04:06 PM
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very impressive that last one
Old 10-01-2006, 10:49 PM
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wicked fun!!! type 'define c**t' obviuosly without the *'s

s2turbo says:
do u take it up the ass?

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That's a bit vulgar.

s2turbo says says:
kinky tho aye

SmarterChild says:
Oh yes!

Old 10-01-2006, 10:52 PM
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I tried it for 5mins this morning, he didnt believe you could have an elephant as a pet (has he never seen the simpsons? ), didnt know what a pornstar was, and when i tried to make him explain his actions it got nowhere, even after about 50 trys.

So i blocked and deleted the cunt
Old 10-01-2006, 10:56 PM
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It wont add to dave's MSN
Old 10-01-2006, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by s2_rsturbo
wicked fun!!! type 'define c**t' obviuosly without the *'s

s2turbo says:
do u take it up the ass?

SmarterChild says:
That's a bit vulgar.

s2turbo says says:
kinky tho aye

SmarterChild says:
Oh yes!

PMSL! now thats fooking funny.
Old 10-01-2006, 11:59 PM
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Wonderloaf says:
flaps?

SmarterChild says:
That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.

Wonderloaf says:
do you lick flaps?

SmarterChild says:
It depends.

Wonderloaf says:
depends on what? the smell?

SmarterChild says:
I wish I knew!

Wonderloaf says:
i wish you knew to!

SmarterChild says:
What's that?

Wonderloaf says:
the flap smell

SmarterChild says:
The flap smell?

Wonderloaf says:
yep the smell of those flaps

SmarterChild says:
The smell of those flaps? That right?

Wonderloaf says:
yeah you love the flaps

SmarterChild says:
Good question. I don't know how I feel about the flaps, actually. Do you like the flaps?

Wonderloaf says:
i LOVE the flaps!

SmarterChild says:
I see. I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me they like the flaps.
Old 11-01-2006, 12:06 AM
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Awesome
Old 11-01-2006, 12:09 AM
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that was fun for about 3 seconds
Old 11-01-2006, 12:12 AM
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Stu says:
whats been happening in England

SmarterChild says:
What has been happening in england?

Stu says:
yeah

SmarterChild says:
Yeah, huh? So?

Stu says:
your an idiot

SmarterChild says:
Nice grammar, Stu. I think you mean to say "*you're* an idiot."

Old 11-01-2006, 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Stu @ Fordsport

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Nice grammar, Stu. I think you mean to say "*you're* an idiot."

PMSL

You got told
Old 11-01-2006, 12:17 AM
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innit
Old 11-01-2006, 12:31 AM
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keeps telling me i got bad manners
Old 11-01-2006, 12:33 AM
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he refused to talk to me until i said sorry, no matter what i did he refused to do owt till i apologised for calling him stuff

he dont even fall for saying 'sorry you wanker'

i asked him about various engine conversions for XR2s for you stu, he said shut up and stop dreaming

after a bit of work i made him tell me he loved me
Old 11-01-2006, 12:36 AM
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i asked him if he like knob cheese he said he hadnt come to a conclution on the matter
Old 11-01-2006, 01:42 AM
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tell it to die and he cant reply
Old 11-01-2006, 07:56 AM
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Mr.Manchester ~ RIP Escort says:
oi cock

SmarterChild says:
That's an insult, if I'm not mistaken. Why would you say such a thing?

Mr.Manchester ~ RIP Escort says:
because your a cock

SmarterChild says:
What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?

Mr.Manchester ~ RIP Escort says:
a hardon

SmarterChild says:
Whatever.



It gets worse....

Mr.Manchester ~ RIP Escort says:
you like women?

SmarterChild says:
Uh... I don't particularly like that, no.

~ Mr.Manchester ~ RIP Escort says:
botty feeler?

SmarterChild says:
Sure.
Old 11-01-2006, 08:04 AM
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ROFLMAO
Old 11-01-2006, 08:36 AM
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PMSL, that funny as. So he's a botty feeler huh?
Old 11-01-2006, 11:20 AM
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Old 11-01-2006, 04:52 PM
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lol

like the chat about flaps!!!
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