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Old 05-01-2006, 09:28 AM
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Just been given the link for this by a mate - absolutely wetting myself!

What a wanker!

http://www.clubpolo.co.uk/forum/view...65323e2b7c3532
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Originally Posted by some guy on that forum

[img:901:676:3e5649bb92]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/Young_Un/IMG_0547.jpg[/img:3e5649bb92]
Old 05-01-2006, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by SimonT
Originally Posted by some guy on that forum

[img:901:676:556e090792]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/Young_Un/IMG_0547.jpg[/img:556e090792]

that looks like one of Trubadors "add 1 billion bhp to your bmw" chips
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Buying a polo 3 grand
superchipping it 300 quid
IAT chip: 2.99 on ebay

Claiming it does a 13 second quarter and then being rubbished on every car forum on the net:
Fucking priceless


There are some things money cant buy, and having a fucking clue is definately one of them
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
Buying a polo 3 grand
superchipping it 300 quid
IAT chip: 2.99 on ebay

Claiming it does a 13 second quarter and then being rubbished on every car forum on the net:
Fucking priceless


There are some things money cant buy, and having a fucking clue is definately one of them
Spot on mate
Old 05-01-2006, 10:01 AM
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oh dear
Old 05-01-2006, 10:09 AM
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Originally Posted by charmz
0-60 time for a new M3 is 4.8 or somehting like that, as the car has been raced against one and both hit 60 around the same second the timing given is a close estimate, but as i said before hasnt been officially recorded.
Old 05-01-2006, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by polo_twat
chipping the IAT is very simple and adds 20-25 bhp to most Polos, combined with other chips and mods such as powerflow exhaust systems, KnN air induction kits etc etc a VW polo 16v should be able to do a 12 second 1/4 mile.
Really? WTF am I doing pissing about in my RS then Here...have one of these!!

[img:282:397:6f44390785]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/TheBishMan/dick_head.jpg[/img:6f44390785]
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I know what you mean mate - i think i might just sell the 2.0 Zetec Turbo, my S2 shell, all the running gear and the gas and buy this!

I mean i could give some people at TOTB V a real scare in a 12 second polo
Old 05-01-2006, 10:43 AM
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This has to be my favourite comment on that thread



"Just saw your car on ebay, I thought it was a joke !!

Do you really belive all that poo ?

Your a willy !!!"



I LMAO at that one
Old 05-01-2006, 10:54 AM
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That thread is truely the best read I've had in ages, bloody brilliant

The best bit are the pictures, it looks like a bloody normal golf if it had wings and pearlescent paint and all that it wouldn't be half as funny!
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a good 12 would have comfortabley seen him in the FWD final at TOTB this year

We took 5th with the astra at 12.6, so this polo could have been a real contender if he had run
Old 05-01-2006, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
a good 12 would have comfortabley seen him in the FWD final at TOTB this year

We took 5th with the astra at 12.6, so this polo could have been a real contender if he had run
what won then mate?? that pug that steve is ragging on in the other thread has done a 12.2 a while back
Old 05-01-2006, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by bud-weis
Originally Posted by chip-3door
a good 12 would have comfortabley seen him in the FWD final at TOTB this year

We took 5th with the astra at 12.6, so this polo could have been a real contender if he had run
what won then mate?? that pug that Steve is ragging on in the other thread has done a 12.2 a while back
Cant remember in the end, think the fiesta was fastest but blew up.

12.2 is properly motoring, although if thats at pod it is probably not as quick as the astra really (2.3 got ft he got at elvington which should have been under 2 at pod) and the astra was running well under 400bhp that day

What terminal for the pug?

Should be 125+ if its a genuine 450bhp
Old 05-01-2006, 11:48 AM
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what a load of bollocks 1.6 8v polos have a standard 0-60 of around 14s and are poo in fact all of the polo engines are poo except the tdi and the 16v lumps. my mate has a 1400 8v and it runs 60bhp and my nova sr was knocking out 80bhp on a carb with slight mods. I HATE VWs theyre only good for reliability lol as for beating an m3 and a scooby etc i dont think so!!! even a crzy polo with a transplant would struggle against an m3
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PMSL... I chipped my windscreen
Old 05-01-2006, 12:19 PM
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This Kiddy is a Legend the amount of site that this has got him onto

I think him and devvo would get on well

www.fat-pie.com/devvo
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nice leather seats as well.. oh i mean seat covers

oh left his mobile number on ebay: 07960417480
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Originally Posted by andy_st200
oh left his mobile number on ebay: 07960417480
Abuse time!

"Hello mate i'm calling from 'Lax Power' - wondered if we could feature your car in our 'Complete and utter bullshit' section - maybe organise a grudge match with the bloke selling the 420bhp RST on ebay the other week? You know? The one that was still on MFi..."
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its on steelies
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One of the lads in the office just rang him - he didn't seem too impressed

If you can't take a joke mate - don't drive one!
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