AFPMSL! "12 Second Double Chipped 1.6 8v Polo"
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Just been given the link for this by a mate - absolutely wetting myself!
What a wanker!
http://www.clubpolo.co.uk/forum/view...65323e2b7c3532
What a wanker!
http://www.clubpolo.co.uk/forum/view...65323e2b7c3532
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Originally Posted by SimonT
Originally Posted by some guy on that forum
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that looks like one of Trubadors "add 1 billion bhp to your bmw" chips
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Buying a polo 3 grand
superchipping it 300 quid
IAT chip: 2.99 on ebay
Claiming it does a 13 second quarter and then being rubbished on every car forum on the net:
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There are some things money cant buy, and having a fucking clue is definately one of them
superchipping it 300 quid
IAT chip: 2.99 on ebay
Claiming it does a 13 second quarter and then being rubbished on every car forum on the net:
Fucking priceless
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There are some things money cant buy, and having a fucking clue is definately one of them
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
Buying a polo 3 grand
superchipping it 300 quid
IAT chip: 2.99 on ebay
Claiming it does a 13 second quarter and then being rubbished on every car forum on the net:
Fucking priceless![Surprised](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/bigcry.gif)
There are some things money cant buy, and having a fucking clue is definately one of them![Surprised](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/bigcry.gif)
superchipping it 300 quid
IAT chip: 2.99 on ebay
Claiming it does a 13 second quarter and then being rubbished on every car forum on the net:
Fucking priceless
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There are some things money cant buy, and having a fucking clue is definately one of them
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Originally Posted by charmz
0-60 time for a new M3 is 4.8 or somehting like that, as the car has been raced against one and both hit 60 around the same second the timing given is a close estimate, but as i said before hasnt been officially recorded.
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Originally Posted by polo_twat
chipping the IAT is very simple and adds 20-25 bhp to most Polos, combined with other chips and mods such as powerflow exhaust systems, KnN air induction kits etc etc a VW polo 16v should be able to do a 12 second 1/4 mile.
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I know what you mean mate - i think i might just sell the 2.0 Zetec Turbo, my S2 shell, all the running gear and the gas and buy this!
I mean i could give some people at TOTB V a real scare in a 12 second polo
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I mean i could give some people at TOTB V a real scare in a 12 second polo
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This has to be my favourite comment on that thread
"Just saw your car on ebay, I thought it was a joke !!
Do you really belive all that poo ?
Your a willy !!!"
I LMAO at that one
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"Just saw your car on ebay, I thought it was a joke !!
Do you really belive all that poo ?
Your a willy !!!"
I LMAO at that one
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That thread is truely the best read I've had in ages, bloody brilliant
The best bit are the pictures, it looks like a bloody normal golf
if it had wings and pearlescent paint and all that it wouldn't be half as funny!
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The best bit are the pictures, it looks like a bloody normal golf
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
a good 12 would have comfortabley seen him in the FWD final at TOTB this year ![Surprised](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/bigcry.gif)
We took 5th with the astra at 12.6, so this polo could have been a real contender if he had run![Pthbbbb](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/smile045.gif)
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We took 5th with the astra at 12.6, so this polo could have been a real contender if he had run
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Originally Posted by chip-3door
a good 12 would have comfortabley seen him in the FWD final at TOTB this year ![Surprised](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/bigcry.gif)
We took 5th with the astra at 12.6, so this polo could have been a real contender if he had run![Pthbbbb](https://passionford.com/forum/images/smilies/smile045.gif)
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We took 5th with the astra at 12.6, so this polo could have been a real contender if he had run
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12.2 is properly motoring, although if thats at pod it is probably not as quick as the astra really (2.3 got ft he got at elvington which should have been under 2 at pod) and the astra was running well under 400bhp that day
What terminal for the pug?
Should be 125+ if its a genuine 450bhp
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what a load of bollocks 1.6 8v polos have a standard 0-60 of around 14s and are poo in fact all of the polo engines are poo except the tdi and the 16v lumps. my mate has a 1400 8v and it runs 60bhp and my nova sr was knocking out 80bhp on a carb with slight mods. I HATE VWs theyre only good for reliability lol as for beating an m3 and a scooby etc i dont think so!!! even a crzy polo with a transplant would struggle against an m3
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This Kiddy is a Legend the amount of site that this has got him onto
I think him and devvo would get on well
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I think him and devvo would get on well
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