kjc300

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Barclays I think.......

Cash Machine...

We are very pleased to inform you that we are installing new 'Drive-thu' cash point machines where our customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable our customers to make full use of these new facilities we have conducted intensive behavioural studies to devise appropriate procedures for their use. Please read the procedures which apply to you and remember them for when you use our new machine for the first time.

PROCEDURES FOR OUR MALE CUSTOMERS:

1. Drive up to the cash machine
2. Wind down your car window
3. Insert card and enter PIN
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6. Wind up window
7. Drive away

PROCEDURES FOR OUR FEMALE CUSTOMERS:

1. Drive up to the cash machine
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window with cash machine
3. Re-start the stalled engine
4. Wind down the window
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto the passenger seat to locate card
6. Turn the radio down
7. Attempt to insert card into the cash machine
8. Open car door to allow easier access to the cash machine due to the excessive distance
of car from the machine
9 Insert card
10 After 'invalid card' is displayed remove Marks & Spencer charge card and insert correct cash point card
11. Re-insert cash point card the right way up
13. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside of the back page
14. Enter PIN
15. Press 'Cancel' and re-enter correct PIN
16. Enter amount of cash required.
17. Check make-up in rear view mirror
18. Retrieve cash and receipt
19. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
20. Place receipt in back of chequebook.
21. Re-check make-up
22. Drive forward 2 metres
23. Reverse back to cash machine.
24. Retrieve card.
25. Re-empty handbag, locate cardholder and place card into the slot provided.
26. Re-start stalled engine and pull off.
27. Drive for 2-3 miles.
28. Release hand brake.

s1 2oobhp

lol

rs graham

class!

Mongo

tears

mattbibs

PMSL at the handbrake bit!!

rauri

andy_st200

sad thing is in the states.. certainly in miami they do have drive-thru ATM's.. shame this country doesnt have em thought it was actually a bloody good idea

mattbibs

before i saw it was a joke i thought good idea too andy! certainly rules out any pikey looking over your shoulder for your pin!

andy_st200

and this is what they look like...

Mongo

Great idea

The yanks did look at us funny when we walked through

dave_si

saffsta

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OMG that is spot on