Nasty tricks........
13-12-2005, 07:54 PM
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Nasty tricks........
My girlfriend has gone out to town tonight with all her mates....so I've gotta cook my tea.... 
Anyway I opened the fridge to get some shit out to eat....& I noticed what I always notice that the fridge door opens the wrong way....i.e. into the kitchen rather than against the wall.....sooooooo.......
.....I thought it was an ideal time to fix it........
Wonder how long it will take Kay to realise after a few glasses of Rose, vodka shots etc etc etc when she gets in hammered at 2am!!! Might rig the camcorder up in the corner to video her!!!
Come on then people....what the worst trick you've played on someone???
Anyway I opened the fridge to get some shit out to eat....& I noticed what I always notice that the fridge door opens the wrong way....i.e. into the kitchen rather than against the wall.....sooooooo.......
.....I thought it was an ideal time to fix it........
Wonder how long it will take Kay to realise after a few glasses of Rose, vodka shots etc etc etc when she gets in hammered at 2am!!! Might rig the camcorder up in the corner to video her!!!
Come on then people....what the worst trick you've played on someone???
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wired up the horn on my mates car to his brake lights so he kept beeping at people when he had to slow down in traffic
got some more but they not very legal
got some more but they not very legal
13-12-2005, 08:00 PM
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when i was married and working nights i got home about 3am and put every clock and watch in the house forward to 7:30 and woke my wife up saying she was late for work
i kept quiet right until she was about to walk out the door
Martin
i kept quiet right until she was about to walk out the door
Martin
13-12-2005, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by S2martin
when i was married and working nights i got home about 3am and put every clock and watch in the house forward to 7:30 and woke my wife up saying she was late for work
i kept quiet right until she was about to walk out the door
Martin
i kept quiet right until she was about to walk out the door
Martin
afpmsl I've gotta try that one
13-12-2005, 08:17 PM
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When i was about 15 i used to turn all the tv's and radios in the house down and speak really quitly to me mam to make her think se was going deaf, i kept it up for about 3 weeks she even contemplated going to the doctors because she thought something was wrong her
13-12-2005, 08:24 PM
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when we went to oman i put a dead fish that i caught at the beach into my mate heater vent on his truck
45 degrees and dead fish with fans going like the clappers, took him week and a half to find where the smell was coming from then he couldn't get rid
came back to haunt me though i had to do the last 3 day loop in it at the end
45 degrees and dead fish with fans going like the clappers, took him week and a half to find where the smell was coming from then he couldn't get rid
came back to haunt me though i had to do the last 3 day loop in it at the end
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13-12-2005, 08:58 PM
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These are class, especially moving the clocks forward
My old man was driving us up to Leeds the other morning and I fell asleep, he woke me up screaming and stabbing on the brakes all I could see was a brick wall coming towards us and I screamed like a bitch and shit myself.
He was actually doing about 1 mile an hour the coont
My old man was driving us up to Leeds the other morning and I fell asleep, he woke me up screaming and stabbing on the brakes all I could see was a brick wall coming towards us and I screamed like a bitch and shit myself.
He was actually doing about 1 mile an hour the coont
13-12-2005, 09:10 PM
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wired up the horn on my mates car to his brake lights so he kept beeping at people when he had to slow down in traffic
got some more but they not very legal
got some more but they not very legal
13-12-2005, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Paddy
These are class, especially moving the clocks forward
My old man was driving us up to Leeds the other morning and I fell asleep, he woke me up screaming and stabbing on the brakes all I could see was a brick wall coming towards us and I screamed like a bitch and shit myself.
He was actually doing about 1 mile an hour the coont
My old man was driving us up to Leeds the other morning and I fell asleep, he woke me up screaming and stabbing on the brakes all I could see was a brick wall coming towards us and I screamed like a bitch and shit myself.
He was actually doing about 1 mile an hour the coont
13-12-2005, 10:51 PM
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Made the sliding conservatory doors sparkly clean once... so clean you could barely see them! 
Left one was opened, right one closed as normal. A bit later.... I closed the left one and opened the right one....
Apparently it hurt!!! Managed to get and the cat and Greg!!
Doors have been remobed since then.... don't know why....
Left one was opened, right one closed as normal. A bit later.... I closed the left one and opened the right one....Apparently it hurt!!!
Managed to get and the cat and Greg!! Doors have been remobed since then.... don't know why....
13-12-2005, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Nath
When she susses its been changed ..change it back again afterwards
Then she will not know WTF went on
13-12-2005, 11:02 PM
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Guy at work hated computers.
I went in and used the Auto correct in Microsoft Word to change what he typed.
Every time he typed THE it changed to AT, IT was FOR, AND was OR etc etc.
He went mental!
Then did it to the Electricians computer.
Light bulb became 'glowy thing'
Electric Motor became turny roundy thing.
Electrician became Bulb Changer
etc etc
Then he tried to get revenge by blasting Eminem at us all day, when he went for lunch I "borrowed" the disc and hid it for a week, then one morning he came in and he could hear Eminem playing on our computer, he waited till we left and shot across to eject the disc, daft idiot I'd ripped it onto the hard drive with Media Player!
Gave it back to him a week later.
I went in and used the Auto correct in Microsoft Word to change what he typed.
Every time he typed THE it changed to AT, IT was FOR, AND was OR etc etc.
He went mental!
Then did it to the Electricians computer.
Light bulb became 'glowy thing'
Electric Motor became turny roundy thing.
Electrician became Bulb Changer
etc etc
Then he tried to get revenge by blasting Eminem at us all day, when he went for lunch I "borrowed" the disc and hid it for a week, then one morning he came in and he could hear Eminem playing on our computer, he waited till we left and shot across to eject the disc, daft idiot I'd ripped it onto the hard drive with Media Player!
Gave it back to him a week later.
13-12-2005, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by flyingfocrs
Guy at work hated computers.
I went in and used the Auto correct in Microsoft Word to change what he typed.
did it to the Electricians computer.
Light bulb became 'glowy thing'
Electric Motor became turny roundy thing.
Electrician became Bulb Changer
etc etc
.
I went in and used the Auto correct in Microsoft Word to change what he typed.
did it to the Electricians computer.
Light bulb became 'glowy thing'
Electric Motor became turny roundy thing.
Electrician became Bulb Changer
etc etc
.
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13-12-2005, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by flyingfocrs
Guy at work hated computers.
I went in and used the Auto correct in Microsoft Word to change what he typed.
Every time he typed THE it changed to AT, IT was FOR, AND was OR etc etc.
He went mental!
Then did it to the Electricians computer.
Light bulb became 'glowy thing'
Electric Motor became turny roundy thing.
Electrician became Bulb Changer
etc etc
Then he tried to get revenge by blasting Eminem at us all day, when he went for lunch I "borrowed" the disc and hid it for a week, then one morning he came in and he could hear Eminem playing on our computer, he waited till we left and shot across to eject the disc, daft idiot I'd ripped it onto the hard drive with Media Player!
Gave it back to him a week later.
I went in and used the Auto correct in Microsoft Word to change what he typed.
Every time he typed THE it changed to AT, IT was FOR, AND was OR etc etc.
He went mental!
Then did it to the Electricians computer.
Light bulb became 'glowy thing'
Electric Motor became turny roundy thing.
Electrician became Bulb Changer
etc etc
Then he tried to get revenge by blasting Eminem at us all day, when he went for lunch I "borrowed" the disc and hid it for a week, then one morning he came in and he could hear Eminem playing on our computer, he waited till we left and shot across to eject the disc, daft idiot I'd ripped it onto the hard drive with Media Player!
Gave it back to him a week later.
these are great
14-12-2005, 12:10 AM
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Where do I start, haha.
A good one was when I sent my work mate to the bakery at lunch in the works van, its only about 1/4mile down the road so off he went, I then ran to the bakery with the spare van key, while he was getting my lunch order I stole the van
He left it unlocked to
We also done the horn to the brake light switch, but the best one is to the fan switch, as this cuts in when in tfaffic and they have normally been driving atleast 20mins
the last one before I left there was get the key for other works mate van, I went to the van opened the window right down and sprinkled broken glass all over seat and on floor, Told the guy in the unit next door to come running in in about 10mins shout someone just done his window!! best part was he thought it was his ex misses that he was going through divorce with and even started taking the door card off etc before I casually walked over and wound up the window
A good one was when I sent my work mate to the bakery at lunch in the works van, its only about 1/4mile down the road so off he went, I then ran to the bakery with the spare van key, while he was getting my lunch order I stole the van
He left it unlocked to
We also done the horn to the brake light switch, but the best one is to the fan switch, as this cuts in when in tfaffic and they have normally been driving atleast 20mins
the last one before I left there was get the key for other works mate van, I went to the van opened the window right down and sprinkled broken glass all over seat and on floor, Told the guy in the unit next door to come running in in about 10mins shout someone just done his window!!
best part was he thought it was his ex misses that he was going through divorce with and even started taking the door card off etc before I casually walked over and wound up the window
14-12-2005, 12:20 AM
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but the best one is to the fan switch, as this cuts in when in tfaffic and they have normally been driving atleast 20mins
I am going to do that tomorrow to my boss
14-12-2005, 04:10 AM
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Who was it @ the Berks meet that undeed the rear rear window on JIMS saph whilse he had left it unlucked and running AND Locked all the doors so when he went to go home it was all locked
Sorry Jim but that was Funny asfook
Sorry Jim but that was Funny asfook
14-12-2005, 04:14 AM
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Who was it @ the Berks meet that undeed the rear rear window on JIMS saph whilse he had left it unlucked and running AND Locked all the doors so when he went to go home it was all locked
Sorry Jim but that was Funny asfook
Sorry Jim but that was Funny asfook
I like the one of the horn coming on with the brake lights ...I'm going to do that this morning and video it
14-12-2005, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Nath
Originally Posted by Alan s1
Who was it @ the Berks meet that undeed the rear rear window on JIMS saph whilse he had left it unlucked and running AND Locked all the doors so when he went to go home it was all locked
Sorry Jim but that was Funny asfook
Sorry Jim but that was Funny asfook
I like the one of the horn coming on with the brake lights ...I'm going to do that this morning and video it
14-12-2005, 04:24 AM
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Have done a few random things...
1. Mate has been asleep on my sofa and we have armed robbed my house with balaclavas etc
2. Usual making people think they pissed themselves in their sleep!
3. Stealing cars (Well hiding them round the corner)
4. Texted one pretending to be a bird from a night out and arranged to meet him in a pub, then we all were there 20 mins before him and sat while he got stood up
1. Mate has been asleep on my sofa and we have armed robbed my house with balaclavas etc
2. Usual making people think they pissed themselves in their sleep!
3. Stealing cars (Well hiding them round the corner)
4. Texted one pretending to be a bird from a night out and arranged to meet him in a pub, then we all were there 20 mins before him and sat while he got stood up
14-12-2005, 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Paddy
These are class, especially moving the clocks forward
My old man was driving us up to Leeds the other morning and I fell asleep, he woke me up screaming and stabbing on the brakes all I could see was a brick wall coming towards us and I screamed like a bitch and shit myself.
He was actually doing about 1 mile an hour the coont
My old man was driving us up to Leeds the other morning and I fell asleep, he woke me up screaming and stabbing on the brakes all I could see was a brick wall coming towards us and I screamed like a bitch and shit myself.
He was actually doing about 1 mile an hour the coont
the beast
30 tonne rigid ford cargo with a monster of a engine
unrestricted
did 70 mph fully loaded anyways this fella from work had just returned from belgium
and said he was tired so they placed me as the second nite driver
where heading out towards the out skirts of manchester on the motorway
and need to turn off on a slip road
im asleep on the right seat
AND GET WOKEN UP IM BOUNCING AROUND THE CAB IN THE AIR..
I SHOUTS OUT BRIAN WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON ..
HE LOOKS AT ME SAYS SORRY I FELL ASLEEP
I SHOUTS OUT
BUT BRIAN YOUR FUCKING DRIVING he had gone down the slip road right over a round about
Killed two trees two chevrons and bounced over the other side
AS IT WAS 3AM and ford cargos where like tanks ..we fucked off
NEVER AGAIN
EVER
14-12-2005, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Lee @ Fusion
Originally Posted by flyingfocrs
Guy at work hated computers.
I went in and used the Auto correct in Microsoft Word to change what he typed.
did it to the Electricians computer.
Light bulb became 'glowy thing'
Electric Motor became turny roundy thing.
Electrician became Bulb Changer
etc etc
.
I went in and used the Auto correct in Microsoft Word to change what he typed.
did it to the Electricians computer.
Light bulb became 'glowy thing'
Electric Motor became turny roundy thing.
Electrician became Bulb Changer
etc etc
.
OUTSTANDING
absolutly pissed myself at this!!!!!! well funny!
14-12-2005, 09:22 AM
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Other ones I've done include changing the mouse to left handed and see how long it takes them to suss it out.
Also great fun if you change all their shortcuts eg Word opens Excel, Excel opens Outlook etc etc.
Another favourite is get a die hard football fan say a Newcastle United fan and change his homepage to www.sunderlandfc.co.uk or a Man U fan to Man C, Rangers to www.celticfc.co.uk etc
Also great fun if you change all their shortcuts eg Word opens Excel, Excel opens Outlook etc etc.
Another favourite is get a die hard football fan say a Newcastle United fan and change his homepage to www.sunderlandfc.co.uk or a Man U fan to Man C, Rangers to www.celticfc.co.uk etc
14-12-2005, 09:40 AM
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flyingfocrs they are all class! got to try try some myself!
best i did recently was when my start date at a new job got put back a week. didnt tell my mum so she came in a 8am screaming at me telling me i was late. so i jump in the shower get the old dear to make some brekkie then walk down and tell her its been put back a week as i tuck in! you know how flappy mums get!! think she almost cried!
best i did recently was when my start date at a new job got put back a week. didnt tell my mum so she came in a 8am screaming at me telling me i was late. so i jump in the shower get the old dear to make some brekkie then walk down and tell her its been put back a week as i tuck in! you know how flappy mums get!! think she almost cried!
14-12-2005, 10:06 AM
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Have done a few like horn to brake lights and tying fish to the manifold, but my favourite and still do it from time to time is, When you're round at a mates house, go into his cupboards and take all the labels off the tins. Nothing worse than going for a bowl of soup and getting a tin of pear halves.
Worst ever to happen to me was when I was 2nd man and we were delivering down to Bristol. I had fell asleep in passenger seat and driver had parked up in services. Davie (the driver) made all the usual OH FUCK's and SHIT's pumping on the brake like a madman. I woke bolt upright and saw no more than 3 feet from my nose the arse end of a trailer right in front of our cab. I screamed like a girl and in one swift movement had opened the door and had taken 3-4 great leaps across the trailer park before I realised what had happened. I though Davie was going to go into a hysterical fit. I was nearly in tears.
Don't know what I thought I would achieve by jumping out door if we had been doing 50-60mph. Bastard had just parked up right behind a trailer in the services.
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Worst ever to happen to me was when I was 2nd man and we were delivering down to Bristol. I had fell asleep in passenger seat and driver had parked up in services. Davie (the driver) made all the usual OH FUCK's and SHIT's pumping on the brake like a madman. I woke bolt upright and saw no more than 3 feet from my nose the arse end of a trailer right in front of our cab. I screamed like a girl and in one swift movement had opened the door and had taken 3-4 great leaps across the trailer park before I realised what had happened. I though Davie was going to go into a hysterical fit. I was nearly in tears.
Don't know what I thought I would achieve by jumping out door if we had been doing 50-60mph. Bastard had just parked up right behind a trailer in the services.
SMG
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Working in IT, have done the usual computer-tricks:
Switching mouse-buttons around...
Changing keyboard character-map to another language...
Screen-grab desktop, remove all icons/taskbar, use that screen-grab as the desktop-image, and watch people try to click on the icons...
Switch every icon in the Quick Launch bar for a "shutdown Windows in 30 seconds" batch-file...
A memorable (and very messy) trick we played on someone in Uni-halls (thankfully, neither the hallways nor rooms were carpeted) was to slice the top third of a 3-litre drink bottle off at an angle, then fill it up with everything we could find in the kitchen, fix it to someone's door (held upright with a few pieces of string sellotaped to the door-frame) so that when the door was opened, the contents were poured all over him, and then knock on his door and wait......the mess, and stink, were horrendous, but the laugh at the state of him when he pulled the door open to shout at us was hilarious!
Switching mouse-buttons around...
Changing keyboard character-map to another language...
Screen-grab desktop, remove all icons/taskbar, use that screen-grab as the desktop-image, and watch people try to click on the icons...
Switch every icon in the Quick Launch bar for a "shutdown Windows in 30 seconds" batch-file...
A memorable (and very messy) trick we played on someone in Uni-halls (thankfully, neither the hallways nor rooms were carpeted) was to slice the top third of a 3-litre drink bottle off at an angle, then fill it up with everything we could find in the kitchen, fix it to someone's door (held upright with a few pieces of string sellotaped to the door-frame) so that when the door was opened, the contents were poured all over him, and then knock on his door and wait......the mess, and stink, were horrendous, but the laugh at the state of him when he pulled the door open to shout at us was hilarious!
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