Big G

Its that time of year where xmas dooo's and beer will be a plenty,

Its also that time of year where there is scum lyeing in wait to take adavantage of your drunkeness,

So, for you own safety try to follow this advice.


Try to pre book your taxi home from your drinking place with YOUR local firm before you go out, if needs be call in at the office and leave a deposit to ensure they come for you,
Its no fun being stood around at 3am in a town centre surrounded by a bunch of drunken thugs all wanting the same taxi as you.

If your on your own, dont sit directly behind the driver, this makes the driver feel uneasy as he doesnt know whether your ripping his drivers seat apart with that 6 inch knife.

DO NOT get into any unlicenced (All taxi and Private hire should have the appropriate Council signs displayed) vehicles,
Also ask to see the drivers Badge, and if needs be take a photo with a camera fone and forward it to a friend (but explain to the driver what your doing, if he aint keen he must be hiding a rucksack )

Text or ring your friends when you are at home to say your home and safe.

Ask the driver to wait until you are in your house before he drives off, who knows what is hiding behind your garden wall.


Have a safe and Happy Christmas, and an enjoyable New Year people

Zetec Andy

After reading that i think most will stay in

Good advice tho pal

Rich_w

Its sound advice, but why do so many people NOT follow it each year

Mr S1

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Fair play fella

take heed ladies.........................

DUDE_SWEET_FRST

why only girlies??????

i know a mate of a mate who got into a non licenced taxi, drove him round the corner where his mates were waiting they beat him up and mugged him

every1 be aware

Big Andy W

Unfortunatly you can warn people all you want, but if they need warning before hand you'll find as soon as they get that pissed, it all goes out of the window til there facing the consiquences the day after!

Big G

You just gotta keep on tapping it into the rubberheads aint ya,
How many times do wimen need reminding what time tea is and how yer brew should be


*G awaits the abuse from the females*

Anonymous

and watch ya drinks

MK5RST

You forgot to add "CALL IN AT PETES FOR UR XMAS PRESSIE ON UR WAY HOME "

Dicko&Vacant

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or get your other half to pick you up

essexrsturbo

top advice!

Anonymous

Surely that should say:


GET PISSED
GET LAID
WAKE SOMEWHERE RANDOM

JxBabe

Bloody hell G thats the most sensible thing I've heard you say in 3 years

Fair play

I never really use taxis (at home) as i live a few mins stumble from town... but i know what you mean

Big G

Well save it to your hard drive because you may be in for a long wait for another

Now show us yer charms

Cossie Helen

iTrader: (1)

Good Advice


If i go out with the girlies this Xmas, Dave is my taxi home