RigPig

try a plastic rainbird

RSKim

pmsl...I couldnt let anyone kill it

Reckon my dad will when he gets home, so no need for me to pay you that small fee

Tony Turbo

Shame, my brother and I are crack whore commando wannabe's. You should see us, one will flank it and the other will sneak up behind it and slit it's throat, real quiet.

RSKim

Tony thats AWFUL!!!!!

Tony Turbo

As if we could creep up on a bird like that


Na, I'd disguise myself as a Koi Carp and sit underwater looking up waiting for him, then I'll pop up get him




Yes, I have seen tooooooo many films

RSKim

afpmsl...my sides, bet a koi carp outfit would really siut you!! does that small fee include you dressing up as a fish, coz id pay to see that

lunatixantix

Run some wire from ur car batteries terminals and hook it up to the wire

Tony Turbo

Yeah, why not

Although my face would need to be blurred for security reasons to protect my family

RSKim

lunatixantix fookin class, the cossie is actually sat right next to the pond more or less


Tony oh my, im gonna hold you to that

Tony Turbo

Let me know, and we will discuss the terms and conditions

lunatixantix

Well show's that I learnt something in my years of teenage terror ah well, seeing as I'm hitting the big 21 I better grow up before my daughter

NUTS RuS

iTrader: (35)

The only thing thats worked on mine so far is a net.

But this layer of ice on it at the moment is doing a good job too

luke89

iTrader: (1)

NUTS RuS shouldnt leave ice on a pond ! starves the fish of air put your pump on a crat so its up in the water as it keeps the water warmer

my pond comes out the floor and i just got a new to worked well so far ( been there 2 years in march )

NUTS RuS

iTrader: (35)

I know mate

Its fun watching the frogs doing uncontrolled donuts across the top though

RSKim

Tony Turbo - pmsl...hey MY terms and conditions!!

lunatixantix - fpmsl...tenage terror?!? weren't all guys!!!!

NUTS RuS - lol at the layer of ice, ors never freezes over, prob why the heron decided to come to ours



Not seen the fookin thing this morning but was still darkish when I set of for work!!!

lunatixantix

I think I still am... doubt I'll ever grow up - can just picture it in 10 years time, my own daughter telling me to grow up

but heck, I'll always be a kid at heart it's all good

Alps Pacino

A lad i know had the same problem, his dad sat up in the conservatory one night with his shotgun, waited for it to land and blasted fook out of it
The only problem with that though was that the pond got mangled also, all the neighbours were out apparently and the police helicopter and a police car was driving round the area for hours

RSKim

lunatixantix pmsl....as long as your enjoying yourself

Alps Pacino fpmsl...doubt we'll have that problem our neighbours couldnt give a shit!!!!

CasperR

Remember we used to have these small electrical crackers that we stored in a bag of flower and when it blew up it looked nice.. scares the hell out of private's

MOONDUST FRST

Stick 240v live into the pond and watch him fry
Might have to sacrifice a few of them fish first though

RSKim

CasperR - hey i could use them banger things kiddie shave pmsl..how funny would that be give the fooker a heart attack

MOONDUST FRST HELL NO, not the beloved fish