Was you on the M60 from stockport to Denton about 10ish this morning,
Do you have a hoooooooge growth on yer chin
If it was, next time i beep ya in the taxi fookin let on and dont be so ignorant

 

that wasnt a growth its his ban button ...

hes had it grafted onto his chin for quick access

banter.... replys

 

If i was following a white van with "Vinyl Signs" on it and ladders on the roof then yes it was was going to a job at a model shop in prestwich and my car was fookin filthy

What the fook you on about a growth? and what was you in?

 

The growth may well have been a little photo he has of my nuts. He can't bare to be without them on his chin.



WTF were you going to a modelling shop for? Was the new Hornby 00 Railway set delivered and ready for you to pick up??

 

Paddy, it was to fit the sign we just made and frost the windows to keep nosey fookers like you from peeping in

 

weired sort of model shop then

 

Was it in Royston Vasey??? And did the sign read:

"This is a Local shop, for local people. There's nothing for you here"

 

BTT for Big G

 

I was in the Avensis taxi Muatte

seen the mk5/6 escort n thought i recognise that,
then came on here and saw it sitting proudly in yer sig,

Did you not come off at Denton or did you disappear like i had blown you away with 25psi of tarif 2

 

Noooooo, i joined at Oldham and came off at middleton


Was your car silver with yellow stickers?

 

Wasnt you then

Purple passion wagon with red stickers

Youve got an imposter then Seen this ugly sod (can get away with now) after Bredbury and i think they came off at Denton