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Was late for work so giving it some throttle and noticed a black bimmer in the rear view.

Kept going. Not driving like a twat, waiting for people to get out of the way, not tail gating or anything.

Looked again, bimmer is still there.

Carried on went to pull off for my exit and bang on come the lights

Cop: "Whats the hurry?"

Me: "Late for work."

Cop: "Gonna be even later now, so you aint achieved nothing."

Me:"Yes officer."

Cop: "Do you know how fast you was going?"

Me: "Erm.... very officer."

Cop:"Well I clocked you at 100."

Me:"Yeah I thought you might have."

Cop:"How many points do you have on your licesnse."

Me: "Six"

Cop: "All for speeding?"

Me:"Yep."

Cop:"When did you get those."
Me:"Two years ago."

Cop: "You know doing 100 I would have taken you to court for that?"

Me:"Yep"

Cop:"Well your lucky I'm up here to get my speedo calibrated and I had none of my equipment on or I would have taken you to court. Now be on your way and SLOW DOWN."

Phew!!! Two times lucky in as many weeks serves me right for being a twat.

 

So you and I both got away with being daft

Not saying what I did though as I'm a bit embarrased and got a ticking off

 

woman at work was on her way in the other week ..
going along a dual carriage way and there is a bemmer sat in the l/h lane doing 50 mph ..
inside lane is virtualy clear ..
so she starts flashing her headlights ...
after 2 minutes of doing this she gets bored and undertakes the bmw ....

2 minutes later on come the blue lights

undercover police car

god did i piss myself

 

got lucky there mate.v

 

Lucky git

 

u lucky bastard

 

Jammy sod!!!

 

Lucky.


tbh, why pull you up then, not driving bad or nothing.




Dave.

 

Just gave me a tucking off for driving fast, didn't say anything about dangerous driving or being a prat, just told me to slow down

 

you sure he was only saying that as he never belived that a xr2 was possible to do 100mph so assumed it must need calabrating


sometimes i think we forget just how fast we all travel and what the real law is as usually when im in the cossie i do 120 all the way to bicester without thinkingas it dont feel fast

but if i got a tug im sure i would rememeber

 

You jammy cooont!

 

Would you have done it had it been a normal police car? Nopes!

Fucking undercover copper cars boil my piss...prevention not cure IMO.

 

Stu, very lucky indeed, count your lucky stars and drive carefully for a while

Weren't you meant to say the beemer was in the R/H lane
So now, coppers are allowed to openly break the law (e.g. not driving in the correct lane) to catch other people ??? Surely they were driving dangerously themselves.... No surprise they don't clamp down on lane hoggers...
Was following a golf up a slip road onto the M4 the other day, M4 was pretty clear, as soon as we got on there, Golf is straight into middle lane, inside and outside lanes were clear.
Two minutes later, the golf is up someone's backside in the middle lane, inside and outside lanes still clear..... No intention of overtaking, just sat there !!!!
I just don't get these people

 

U Lucky git, always the same some people can get away with it for years and other are caught straight away.

 

u jammy git.

 

lucky git!

 

Don't do motorways much (nearest one is 200 miles away) but when going to ND at 7am the M1 was virtually empty. I was the only one in the inside lane.
Almost every car I did see though was driving in the outside lane of an empty motorway and some were going slower than me.
Had to laugh.

 

Jammie git and that was quicker than you clocked on the ring

 

Very lucky Stu. Have you fixed your wing yet

 

Very fortunate for that m8

 

lucky boooger

 

Stu, you must be so used to doing 100mph plus now, after keeping up with us lot on the convoy back form the Ring, 100mph must be a walk in the park now lol

Lucky sod

 

I dont think saying to them "It was cus I was chasing cossies over three countries at 100mph thats done it" wll some how get me off the hook

Paul, no I aint fixed the car yet but I do have all the parts I need for it on the way

 

v lucky, mate of mine went to court today for doin just over a ton, 2 week ban and £200 fine