:

Was late for work so giving it some throttle and noticed a black bimmer in the rear view.

Kept going. Not driving like a twat, waiting for people to get out of the way, not tail gating or anything.

Looked again, bimmer is still there.

Carried on went to pull off for my exit and bang on come the lights

Cop: "Whats the hurry?"

Me: "Late for work."

Cop: "Gonna be even later now, so you aint achieved nothing."

Me:"Yes officer."

Cop: "Do you know how fast you was going?"

Me: "Erm.... very officer."

Cop:"Well I clocked you at 100."

Me:"Yeah I thought you might have."

Cop:"How many points do you have on your licesnse."

Me: "Six"

Cop: "All for speeding?"

Me:"Yep."

Cop:"When did you get those."
Me:"Two years ago."

Cop: "You know doing 100 I would have taken you to court for that?"

Me:"Yep"

Cop:"Well your lucky I'm up here to get my speedo calibrated and I had none of my equipment on or I would have taken you to court. Now be on your way and SLOW DOWN."

Phew!!! Two times lucky in as many weeks serves me right for being a twat.