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Old 29-06-2004, 09:05 AM
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Ok what would u ring a premium line number for.... APART from listening to dirty bitches groan down the fone boys as my boss has set me the task today to think of something... his lame idea was a revenge line where u rang up if u wanted to seek revenge and they gave u ideas... my boss also wants to put us on webcams so when people ring up we give them a code and they can put it into the website and see us... how dodge does that sound!!! i want out hehe.
Old 29-06-2004, 09:06 AM
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Where the hell do you work?



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Whats your number again
Old 29-06-2004, 09:17 AM
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haha... my boss calls us his charlie's angels.. he reckons hes got a catch with us. cos im blond and theres a brunette and a red head. hes a lovely bloke but abit sleazy in a way... he used to own nighclubs in london (this guy is loaded, owns 2 porches, one hes just bought a supercharger for so the power to weight ratio is apparently better than a farrari... aston martins, merc mls (agm..)... he used to get his waitresses to change their skirt every 2 hours 2 inches shorter so by 2am they would be about 8inches... im scared! hehe
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He sounds like a wrongun.
Old 29-06-2004, 09:38 AM
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Run... very fast, in the opposite direction..


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Old 29-06-2004, 09:46 AM
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hehe yeh hes not that bad, hes sounds bad... hmmm... i am currently sitting in an office with leopard print corner sofas and a lepoard print coffee table with a mirror in the middle... i dont even wanna touch the sofas!! haha...
Old 29-06-2004, 09:52 AM
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Feck, that sounds like you work in a Brass's hotel
Old 29-06-2004, 09:56 AM
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hehe you'd think

im a very respectable girl! i think its time to wave goodbye to my fast approaching career in the porn industry... mirrored tables and all....
Old 29-06-2004, 12:03 PM
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Your boss is a fuckin pervy sex case.

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Where the fook do you work?
Old 29-06-2004, 12:22 PM
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any jobs going
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hehe i work in bromley, its a posh office.. just abit dodge i guess. i want out

u can have my job if u want.. he wants us to sound sexy on teh fone too!!! and hes going to send our picutres to potential clients so they can ring up and say 'may i talk to katie please' lol... im scared hehe
Old 29-06-2004, 12:25 PM
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i am currently sitting in an office with leopard print corner sofas and a lepoard print coffee table with a mirror in the middle...

Sounds like the ideal living room furniture for del boy in only fools & horses
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Originally Posted by Nath
Whats your number again
good question
Old 29-06-2004, 12:45 PM
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Yep hes a wrongun
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Nige - alive again huh?

Less - stop agreeing with me. People will think we're alike
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Cola hun I know a wrong un when I read about one

And when he starts buying Katie lepoard skin bra and panties to match his sofa she should worry or thaty just one of my warped ideas I dunno
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JLR... where abouts in bromley, i wanna pop in on my way home n have a looksy
Old 29-06-2004, 01:27 PM
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But hwat do you actully you do there??
Old 29-06-2004, 02:25 PM
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what do i actually do? i dont really know.. get paid to mess around and look on the internet at stuff... i work for a really rich guy who basically has more money than he knows what do do with so really just keeps us cos he likes us around, hes losing hundreds a day just having us here...

Jim its in east street... next to the Railway pub (opposite bromley north station) good luck trying to get it its like fort knoxx (sp?) in here.. but there are nice cars to admire in the car park
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i want ur job
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I thought you worked at an Estate Agents?
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Your boss seems very strainge I would be very worred if I were you
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Originally Posted by diesel dog
I thought you worked at an Estate Agents?
i do.. well sort. of... my boss buys properties then sells them on for alot more. and the company i work for has a database of thousands of properties for sale and people are supposed to ring up and we send them properties that meets their criteria... but hes thinking of other ways to use a premium line number...
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So in other words he usuing a living a fish tank Katie as that what most bosses use to stare at not living humans
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why cant i find job's like these
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Your boss sounds like a proper sex case whos only reason for the business is to perv/nail/rape his young attractive female victims, i mean workers, lol.

I bet hes got a pocket full of Rophanol and a knife, a gag, and some cable ties in the boot of his car

Id leave, bigtime, unless getting nailed by the sweaty old boss appeals to you

Is this your boss?>
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hey guys ur scaring me!!! hehe that wasnt the idea! no i could batter my eyelashes and persuade him to give me one of his aston martins or proches...

yeh. not gonna happen is it. well im off to oz soon so not long to go i guess.
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If i were you, i'd be checking under the desk etc for hidden camera's
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well we have security cameras everywhere and as i said above hes rigging up webcams too...

this sounds pretty dodge doesnt it...



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I would say this sounds just plain fucked up
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Originally Posted by Less
I would say this sounds just plain fucked up
now i feel like a cheap tart... its not as bad as it sounds... is it???

hmm.... tho he did ask me to think of other ideas for premium line numbers 'as he wasnt keen on going down the tarot reading/sex chat line...'

do i look like a fucking hooker?!!! i may have just moved here from holland but still... i have standards! tehehe
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Originally Posted by jamieslittleracer
Originally Posted by Less
I would say this sounds just plain fucked up
now i feel like a cheap tart... its not as bad as it sounds... is it???

hmm.... tho he did ask me to think of other ideas for premium line numbers 'as he wasnt keen on going down the tarot reading/sex chat line...'

do i look like a fucking hooker?!!! i may have just moved here from holland but still... i have standards! tehehe
No certainly not

Just you boss sounds lmore sleazy than the whole of the muppet room together.But if you sister or freind worked there what advice would you give her
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less talking all serious
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B19BAL was hard but I can be now and again


Thank god for pzier
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yeh i know what u mean... if my boyfriend was here he would have had me out of there pretty swiftly. i guess i should respect the fact he would want me to look after myself now hes not here to do it, in person anyway. dont want him worrying about me.. its not unsafe if i felt unsafe i wouldnt stay.

i used to work as a lifeguard and i used to work for the army. id love to get another job working outside but its just impossible being a girl.
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Originally Posted by jamieslittleracer
well we have security cameras everywhere and as i said above hes rigging up webcams too...

this sounds pretty dodge doesnt it...



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i hope he aint put them in ya toilets why you going to Oz if you dont mind me asking
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Originally Posted by the sludge
why you going to Oz if you dont mind me asking
well i was supposed to start university in September, im going to be a physio, but my perfect little future has been shattered so im going there in the hope i can heal some wounds and sort myself out before starting uni next year. im going to live in sydney and be a lifeguard and swim coach
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fair play!!! i'd love to go to oz. me mate who had a balti restaurant has just sold up and moved there to take balti food there. He is doing so well!! Any room in ya suitcase


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