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Old 28-06-2004, 11:00 PM
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Default Crap result on the rollers?? Get your excuses here

http://www.imoc.co.uk/road/Dyno.asp?



jut seen this on another site
Old 28-06-2004, 11:06 PM
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Save that 1 for Tiff!!!!

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Old 28-06-2004, 11:09 PM
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"Well I was playing with my setup last night and I think I set it too lean. It needs more fuel to get the 500 BHP it can."
Old 28-06-2004, 11:12 PM
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"I was driving it at 100MPH+ all the way down here. It must be all heat soaked cos I just had it dynoed at 530 BHP."
Old 28-06-2004, 11:14 PM
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It wasn't cold enough, to get the 600 BHP my car can get it has to be colder. 300 BHP is a joke."
Old 28-06-2004, 11:14 PM
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Home built Nova drag car. 1.2Litre with NAWWWWWS!!!!!

I expected 5000 BHP but I got 60 BHP.

"I've been playing around with some experimental mods...top secret stuff...you know...I'll have it sorted next time. I'll get 5000 ponies easy."
Old 28-06-2004, 11:15 PM
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"I had it pushing 900 when I was running 2bar of boost but it was so fast it was tearing holes in the space-time continueum so I dropped the boost and now it's only generating 400."
Old 28-06-2004, 11:18 PM
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Old 28-06-2004, 11:23 PM
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it did 600 bhp last weeks roller at pts now i got 400
Old 28-06-2004, 11:29 PM
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i GOT SO EXCITED AT THE THOUGHT OF MY CAR ON THE ROLLERS i had to cum, in the pretol tank hnce the low qulaityu otcane fuel
Old 29-06-2004, 09:08 AM
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Thought this one was just ludicrous but funny............

"I had it pushing 400 when I was running 2bar of boost but it was so fast it was tearing holes in the space-time continueum so I dropped the boost and now it's only generating 330."
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I liked this one ...sure ive seen that on here before
"320 BHP doesn't sound much but check out my torque figures. On a track I'll kick your ass."


Old 29-06-2004, 09:07 PM
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"9 BHP? Pfff...their dyno is crap. The garage who tunes mine dynoed it at 10 BHP."

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It did 385bhp last week but i changed the air freshener and it needs re-tuned.
Old 29-06-2004, 09:30 PM
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"I had to take my RAMAIR filter off to clean it and it wasn't dry yet. With that fitted it makes 1000 BHP. You should have seen me burn up a Cossie off the lights the other day."


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