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dingy and boyfriend walk in to a gay bar ding goes up to the bar orders two pinacalardars (scouse spellings ) whilst picking a dry roasted penut up out of the pink sauser ,before eating it the nut says"fook me your shirt is nice" dingy thinks this is strange gets his drinks and sits down his fella gets up and goes to the johny machine puts his pound in and the machine spits it back out and says fuck off tosser
dingys fella goes back to dingy and tells him and dingy says hey i had a dry roasted penut say something to me so ding goes to the bar man and asks whats happening he replys
THATS BECAUSE THE NUTS ARE COMPLEMENTARY AND THE JOHNY MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER
hope you get you car ready
th
jc
dingys fella goes back to dingy and tells him and dingy says hey i had a dry roasted penut say something to me so ding goes to the bar man and asks whats happening he replys
THATS BECAUSE THE NUTS ARE COMPLEMENTARY AND THE JOHNY MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER
hope you get you car ready
th
jc
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