excuses for dingy speeding
12-08-2005, 10:57 AM
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excuses for dingy speeding
the needle was pointing to seven on this clock ofiicer
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He's late for his appointment as a lookalike.
12-08-2005, 10:59 AM
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He's trying to get away from an ex.
12-08-2005, 11:00 AM
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His gigantuan porn collection was on fire at home.
12-08-2005, 11:01 AM
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The arse dyno was chattering and my false teeth were too officer and made it difficult to see the clock???
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12-08-2005, 11:16 AM
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Er, but surely we are all missing the point here - he wasn't speeding was he?
12-08-2005, 11:50 AM
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the transmission was speeding first
i was half an inch behind it
12-08-2005, 12:08 PM
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I was testing my extra long prop officer lol
12-08-2005, 12:09 PM
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I was assessing the car officer like your chap did with that Vectra.
12-08-2005, 12:13 PM
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I was not speeding that is impossible officer my car never runs long enough.
12-08-2005, 12:13 PM
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12-08-2005, 12:16 PM
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My wife ran off with a policeman and I thought you were trying to return her
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oops - I meant gargantuan... I think lol
12-08-2005, 12:19 PM
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I was trying to catch dick turpin on his horse black bess as he robbed me on the high way but my prop is too long
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He's road testing.
After all there's nothing to prove in a straight line
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At the last services on motorway I was opening a milk carton, instructions said "tear along the dotted line"......I got confused.
12-08-2005, 12:26 PM
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At the last services on motorway I was opening a milk carton, instructions said "tear along the dotted line"......I got confused.
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