"Team America"
29-07-2005, 01:22 PM
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"Team America"
I just picked this up from the video rental shop for the week-end. I see it is for 17+
Has anyone seen it? - i ask becasue I want to know if it's ok for the kids to watch or is it full of bad languge and scenes of puppets shagging?
Cheers.
Has anyone seen it? - i ask becasue I want to know if it's ok for the kids to watch or is it full of bad languge and scenes of puppets shagging?
Cheers.
29-07-2005, 01:25 PM
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It is well funny just because it is so badly made but it depends on what you would allow ya kids to watch........ie the sex scenes just look like someone has put an action man on top of a barbie doll pmsl........... 
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29-07-2005, 01:32 PM
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Thanks for the answers guys - the kids like South Park and I've told them about Team America - I think I'd better watch it on my own first (but the language can't be much worse than a cooking programme they once saw).
29-07-2005, 01:39 PM
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Have the kids seen the Southpark MOVIE tho? As thats tons and tons worse than the Series.
And Team America is the same, swearing of the likes youve never seen before Funny as fuck, far more swearing than normal 18 films, it sorta rely's on it
And Team America is the same, swearing of the likes youve never seen before
Funny as fuck, far more swearing than normal 18 films, it sorta rely's on it
29-07-2005, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Itsmeagain
Have the kids seen the Southpark MOVIE tho? As thats tons and tons worse than the Series.
And Team America is the same, swearing of the likes youve never seen before Funny as fuck, far more swearing than normal 18 films, it sorta rely's on it
And Team America is the same, swearing of the likes youve never seen before
Funny as fuck, far more swearing than normal 18 films, it sorta rely's on it
29-07-2005, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by TimGR
I've got the South Park movie, and no, I won't let the kids see it!
29-07-2005, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by TimGR
I've got the South Park movie, and no, I won't let the kids see it!
29-07-2005, 01:54 PM
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Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long
(farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(farting noises)
(laughing)
(farting noises)
Some Guy: What's going on here?
(farting noises)
People: OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
T & P: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka (Terrance: uncle fucka)
Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Phillip: You're an uncle fucka I must say
Terrance: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
People: Uncle fucka... thats
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...
Phillip:Suck my balls
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long
(farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(farting noises)
(laughing)
(farting noises)
Some Guy: What's going on here?
(farting noises)
People: OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
T & P: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka (Terrance: uncle fucka)
Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Phillip: You're an uncle fucka I must say
Terrance: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
People: Uncle fucka... thats
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...
Phillip:Suck my balls
29-07-2005, 01:55 PM
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I'm only joking mate 
If you read it again, I was trying to be funny by Quoting Cartman!
Its the famous 'how would you like to suck my balls' scene
If you read it again, I was trying to be funny by Quoting Cartman!Its the famous 'how would you like to suck my balls' scene
29-07-2005, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by TimGR
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by TimGR
I've got the South Park movie, and no, I won't let the kids see it!
29-07-2005, 02:36 PM
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aaaaahhh mate team america iz the tits,you gotta have that sense of humour fookin funny film ,def not for kids tho,if you dont find it funny then you must be a strange fooker thats all i can say!!! 
,def not for kids tho,if you dont find it funny then you must be a strange fooker thats all i can say!!!
29-07-2005, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by andy_st200
Originally Posted by SimonT
Your face will be a picture when the kids go:
"Dad whys the man puppet taking a shit on the lady puppet"
"Dad whys the man puppet taking a shit on the lady puppet"
cunts!good job I got a decent version
29-07-2005, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
I'm only joking mate If you read it again, I was trying to be funny by Quoting Cartman!
Its the famous 'how would you like to suck my balls' scene
If you read it again, I was trying to be funny by Quoting Cartman!Its the famous 'how would you like to suck my balls' scene
CARTMAN
Shut the f*ck up you f*cking Jew!
MR. GARRISON
Eric! Did you just say the "F" word?
CARTMAN
Jew?
KYLE
No, he's talking about f*ck, dude. You
can't say fuck in class.
MR. GARRISON
Kyle!
CARTMAN
Why the f*ck not?
MR. GARRISON
Eric!
STAN
Dude, you just said f*ck again.
MR. GARRISON
Stanly!
KENNY
Mph.
MR. GARRISON
Kenny!
CARTMAN
Why not? It doesnt hurt anybody!
F*ck f*ckidy f*ck f*ck f*ck
MR. GARRISON
How would you like to go to the
principal's office?
CARTMAN
How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison is in shock.
MR. GARRISON
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
CARTMAN
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What I said was-
Cartman takes out a megaphone, hits the switch and puts it
to his mouth. It feeds back horribly.
CARTMAN
(Through megaphone)
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS....... MR GARRISON?!
Garrison is floored.
KYLE
Holt shit dude
Shut the f*ck up you f*cking Jew!
MR. GARRISON
Eric! Did you just say the "F" word?
CARTMAN
Jew?
KYLE
No, he's talking about f*ck, dude. You
can't say fuck in class.
MR. GARRISON
Kyle!
CARTMAN
Why the f*ck not?
MR. GARRISON
Eric!
STAN
Dude, you just said f*ck again.
MR. GARRISON
Stanly!
KENNY
Mph.
MR. GARRISON
Kenny!
CARTMAN
Why not? It doesnt hurt anybody!
F*ck f*ckidy f*ck f*ck f*ck
MR. GARRISON
How would you like to go to the
principal's office?
CARTMAN
How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison is in shock.
MR. GARRISON
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
CARTMAN
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What I said was-
Cartman takes out a megaphone, hits the switch and puts it
to his mouth. It feeds back horribly.
CARTMAN
(Through megaphone)
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS....... MR GARRISON?!
Garrison is floored.
KYLE
Holt shit dude
29-07-2005, 07:05 PM
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The best way to sum it up, is mix South Park the movie, with the original Thunderbird's puppets.
Proper funny as fuck if you like south park, me and Tony Turbo watched it on his PS2 when my gearbox was done, both seen it before, but still tears rolling down the cheeks.
Kim Jong Ill is proper funny in it.
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I'm just uploading the soundtrack to my phone, before the derkerstani's come at me with wmd's
Proper funny as fuck if you like south park, me and Tony Turbo watched it on his PS2 when my gearbox was done, both seen it before, but still tears rolling down the cheeks.
Kim Jong Ill is proper funny in it.
Herrrooo
I'm just uploading the soundtrack to my phone, before the derkerstani's come at me with wmd's
29-07-2005, 07:08 PM
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what the ones that live on durka durka street?
Im amazed by Trey Parker and Matt Stone IMO the funniest people making shows
Americaaaaaaaa F*CK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Im amazed by Trey Parker and Matt Stone IMO the funniest people making shows
Americaaaaaaaa F*CK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
29-07-2005, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by digita1dragon
what the ones that live on durka durka street?
When gary's kidnapped by the terrorists
"Jason" : I think he's saying, Kiss me, kiss me
"Chris" : Smart mouth motherfucker
29-07-2005, 10:13 PM
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Is a well funny film but not for kids. Love the 'collateral damage' which includes most of paris and a few ancient monuments in Egypt. Blinding film.
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