Crapping it !!!!, (now back from me OP)
19-05-2005, 09:20 AM
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Crapping it !!!!, (now back from me OP)
Going in Hospital at 11am toady for a fair sized operation ! 
I'm fooking bricking myself
dont like hospitals at the best of times and dont like them even more when i'm the patient !!
see you in a few days ....... hopefully !
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I'm fooking bricking myself
dont like hospitals at the best of times and dont like them even more when i'm the patient !!
see you in a few days ....... hopefully !
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19-05-2005, 09:23 AM
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Good Luck mate. Hopefully u'll get a buxom nurse to help ease the tension.
They have anasthetics now and everything - heard they dont even re use the scalpels!
They have anasthetics now and everything - heard they dont even re use the scalpels!
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19-05-2005, 12:02 PM
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I hate hospitals as well mate, I can't even watch casualty without walking out the room.
I was scared stiff when I went in (shaking like a leaf), but once you have got over the getting wheeled in bit, then getting knocked out, it's fine!
It was really funny actually, I woke up and thought, that wasn't so bad, I really couldn't feel a thing the medication was that strong, then walked over to the loo, and cut myself on the door (still well drugged up that's my excuse)!! That was actually the most painful thing that happened that day, lol!!!
I remember when I saw the consultant before the op, he said 'we need to do this and that', and I was bricking it, then he said 'we will have to use local anethetic' I said 'does that mean knocked out' he replied 'yep', i went 'woooohhhhooooooo' Homer Simpson style!! lol
Very best of luck though mate, i'm sure you will be fine And get well soon 
I was scared stiff when I went in (shaking like a leaf), but once you have got over the getting wheeled in bit, then getting knocked out, it's fine!
It was really funny actually, I woke up and thought, that wasn't so bad, I really couldn't feel a thing the medication was that strong, then walked over to the loo, and cut myself on the door (still well drugged up that's my excuse)!! That was actually the most painful thing that happened that day, lol!!! I remember when I saw the consultant before the op, he said 'we need to do this and that', and I was bricking it, then he said 'we will have to use local anethetic' I said 'does that mean knocked out' he replied 'yep', i went 'woooohhhhooooooo' Homer Simpson style!! lol
Very best of luck though mate, i'm sure you will be fine
And get well soon
20-05-2005, 11:05 AM
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WHOOOOOOO , I'M ALIVE 
Fook, that WAS an experience 
Right im back home where i shall stay for 6 fookin weeks with a district nurse coming round everyday to re-pack the wound!!, yep NO STITCHES, its an open wound !!!
The op that i had was an "extraction of a Pilondial Sinus" (in my fookin arse!!!) its a nest of ingrowing hairs that send little tracts off around the area infected and it ALL has to be chopped out. basically i now have a hole about the width of a coke can lid and about 2 inches deep !!!!! it looks foookin huge 
and hurts like a twat its at the base of spine top of buttocks area.
Mucho respect to all the sexy nurses who kept coming to have a play with my ass , seemed like they couldn't get enough .
I loved the morphine type stuff they gave me, i was soooooo fookin wasted it was untrue
was bricking it going into theatre, but once the needle thing was in my arm, i was only awake for about 5 seconds and then i woke up wrecked with no pain at all
, kinnell i thought, that was easy, then the numb pain kicked in a couple of hours later
didnt sleep a wink all night really and am soo glad they let me home today. just the smell of the place freaked me out
just realised im still pretty fooked as im writing gibberish
oh well, gonna get a bit of rest then see what happens.
will get some piccies when my mates come round ( may be a bit graphic but fook it lol) , you just gotta see this wound
THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT GUYS
looks like 6 weeks of PF starts NOW 
Fook, that WAS an experience
Right im back home where i shall stay for 6 fookin weeks
with a district nurse coming round everyday to re-pack the wound!!, yep NO STITCHES, its an open wound !!!The op that i had was an "extraction of a Pilondial Sinus" (in my fookin arse!!!) its a nest of ingrowing hairs that send little tracts off around the area infected and it ALL has to be chopped out. basically i now have a hole about the width of a coke can lid and about 2 inches deep !!!!! it looks foookin huge
and hurts like a twat its at the base of spine top of buttocks area.Mucho respect to all the sexy nurses who kept coming to have a play with my ass
, seemed like they couldn't get enough .I loved the morphine type stuff they gave me, i was soooooo fookin wasted it was untrue
was bricking it going into theatre, but once the needle thing was in my arm, i was only awake for about 5 seconds and then i woke up wrecked with no pain at all
, kinnell i thought, that was easy, then the numb pain kicked in a couple of hours later didnt sleep a wink all night really and am soo glad they let me home today. just the smell of the place freaked me out
just realised im still pretty fooked as im writing gibberish
oh well, gonna get a bit of rest then see what happens.
will get some piccies when my mates come round ( may be a bit graphic but fook it lol)
, you just gotta see this wound THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT GUYS
looks like 6 weeks of PF starts NOW
20-05-2005, 11:14 AM
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my mate at work had this done, think it's quite common on dark haired hairy people, glad I'm fair 
He had some sort of blue cloth sausage sewed to his arse though
fook that, get well soon
He had some sort of blue cloth sausage sewed to his arse though
fook that, get well soon
20-05-2005, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by jameswrx
I'd imagine they have to get you out of hospital pretty quick with an open wound like that, MRSA would prob be in like a shot.
Cheers m8
20-05-2005, 01:01 PM
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fook me never seen this post till now glad all went ok matey so you are specail you got 2 butt holes sit back relax and recover now lad all the best
my fondest mem was the cathater i needed ward was full of old bats but thier was a sweet female surgeon that came checking routinely i waited till she came and told her my prob se wipped him out no probs and sorted it gwaaaaaan
glad all went ok matey so you are specail you got 2 butt holes sit back relax and recover now lad all the best my fondest mem was the cathater i needed ward was full of old bats but thier was a sweet female surgeon that came checking routinely i waited till she came and told her my prob se wipped him out no probs and sorted it gwaaaaaan
20-05-2005, 01:12 PM
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Glad it went ok mate, I found it terrifying going into the operating bit, but once they stick that needle in you, your out within a few minutes, like you say!
It's a really powerful drug, I was totally battered (more than I have ever felt drunk) as well to be honest, that's how I cut my hand open on the bog door! Didn't feel a thing all day, I only knew I cut my hand cos of the blood dripping out of it! The next day it began getting a bit numb and painful though..... My op was on one of my nuts that decided it didn't want to play anymore and like grew to the size of a apple!! They had to cut a load of stuff off the outside of it...It swelled to the size of a large potato after that though, and man it was soar, slightest movement, ouch!!!!
Get well soon mate
It's a really powerful drug, I was totally battered (more than I have ever felt drunk) as well to be honest, that's how I cut my hand open on the bog door! Didn't feel a thing all day, I only knew I cut my hand cos of the blood dripping out of it! The next day it began getting a bit numb and painful though..... My op was on one of my nuts that decided it didn't want to play anymore and like grew to the size of a apple!! They had to cut a load of stuff off the outside of it...It swelled to the size of a large potato after that though, and man it was soar, slightest movement, ouch!!!!
Get well soon mate
20-05-2005, 01:27 PM
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Ouch good to hear you survived, I've heard that condition can be as painful as labor apparently (sure I'm thinking of the same condition) hope you have a speedy recovery
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20-05-2005, 07:26 PM
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lol, mine looks WAY better than that piccie
fook me, they have given me fookin CODINE to take for the pain , coke addict anyone
the spliffs are doing a much better job , all i need now is someone to go to the offy and buy me a few packs of zigzags
Cheers peeps
fook me, they have given me fookin CODINE to take for the pain
, coke addict anyone the spliffs are doing a much better job
, all i need now is someone to go to the offy and buy me a few packs of zigzags Cheers peeps
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