Does that ever happen to you as well?

You're in a club and you see this gorgeous bird at the bar but she's with her fat mate? You want to speak to her alone ofcourse but how to get rid of her mate?

Easy.....

Walk up to the fat one and ask her if she would like to dance...
She'll say 'YES!' and you say..........





























'Go on and fuck off then so I can talk to your mate!'

 

Works every time! It's my favourite routine, couldn't get so many notches in your headboard any other way!

 

this is where your mates come into it, youll need one of em to take the fat chick on the chin, you know take one for the team!

 

 

 

Im always the poor fcuker who has to take one for the team! Did it in blackpool few years back, i had to take the welsh, goofy ugly fcuker back, while my mate nailed the quality blond bit in the next bed!!

 

 

 

Im the one who takes the fat burd so a mate can fire in about her pal

Done it twice on holiday last year.... i got 2 shags, he got none
Who the man now then eh!!?

Plus, fat burds try harder

 

PMSL@taking one for the team

Luckily for me I'm not a teamplayer then!

 

Can also be used to get their chair too

 

PMSL!

Me m8 Dyon used to be the 1 for the fat birds! he didnt care what they were! well not that he didnt care he was to pissed to know!

 

TIS TRUE UR GARANTEED (DOH CAPS LOCK) it with a fat bird, they always say thank ou in the mornin if you stick around long enouh!

 

Yeah wtf is that thankyou thing all about! Scared the hell out of me!!

 

What if their wearin pink lycra ski pants at the time?