Does that ever happen to you as well?

You're in a club and you see this gorgeous bird at the bar but she's with her fat mate? You want to speak to her alone ofcourse but how to get rid of her mate?

Easy.....

Walk up to the fat one and ask her if she would like to dance...
She'll say 'YES!' and you say..........





























'Go on and fuck off then so I can talk to your mate!'