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Old 26-04-2005, 10:12 PM
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warnings all over the start about extreme content etc, therefore should be good
Old 26-04-2005, 10:17 PM
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YA FOOKIN THERES NAKED MEN
Old 26-04-2005, 10:18 PM
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aye a know, but........THERE SHAGGING WOMEN
Old 26-04-2005, 10:18 PM
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I've just turned over and it's a bloody bloke!

Cheers! Just what I wanted to see...NOT!

Now there's some old bird on the screen!
Old 26-04-2005, 10:19 PM
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Was this Dingy getting ready to go for a porn audition ? -

Old 26-04-2005, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by RS2000CUSTOM
Was this Dingy getting ready to go for a porn audition ? -


He's from bristol aswell, gotta be one of Lewis' mates?
Old 26-04-2005, 10:20 PM
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pmsl, stick with it man, looks good, that asian bird looks like sunita from coranation street, always thought she was fit
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Originally Posted by RS2000CUSTOM
Was this Dingy getting ready to go for a porn audition ? -

Well that old bird just got on a train to Derby and didnt know who she was meeting
Old 26-04-2005, 10:21 PM
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he's getting hundreds for shaggin birds, WHADDA YOU DONE THIS WEEK
Old 26-04-2005, 10:21 PM
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Thats what I thought when it said Derby train station
Old 26-04-2005, 10:27 PM
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Shes going water sking or something as they said she is good at watersports
Old 26-04-2005, 10:29 PM
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hmmmmm, this has taken a turn for the worse now, the incontinent bitch
Old 26-04-2005, 10:30 PM
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250 QUID FOR PISSING, FUK ME HERE GOES DINGY NOW
Old 26-04-2005, 10:33 PM
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I will get a screen grab of Dingy at work
Old 26-04-2005, 10:33 PM
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Mr Softies
Old 26-04-2005, 10:35 PM
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have you washed ya knob classic.


that skiiny fooka couldnt get it up
Old 26-04-2005, 10:36 PM
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i know id never be able to do that job! people telling you what to do and when to do it!

that bird was pretty fit tho!
Old 26-04-2005, 10:37 PM
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fuk me theres anoother dingy lookalike
Old 26-04-2005, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by the strut brace
fuk me theres anoother dingy lookalike
Who ?

This one ?

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I know a few people from derby that do porn too and also talk quite ofetn to the bloke that shoots it,Offered me a magazine/video shoot once and he said i could pic what i wanted to do
I'd do it if i had the guts
Old 26-04-2005, 10:43 PM
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HIV certificate !

Is that like an HGV licence ?
Old 26-04-2005, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by RS2000CUSTOM
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fuk me theres anoother dingy lookalike
Who ?

This one ?

yes that him
Old 26-04-2005, 10:46 PM
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Not sure wether Dingy is getting insulted here or not

Dont think i would be upset with people saying im a porn star
Old 26-04-2005, 10:46 PM
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what a job though!
Old 26-04-2005, 10:48 PM
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its gotta be HARD to do that job
Old 26-04-2005, 10:49 PM
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its getting there, jesus, i like those sussie's
Old 26-04-2005, 10:50 PM
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Sahara the Muslim

Doing porn for America

What will George W think ? - lol lol
Old 26-04-2005, 10:53 PM
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extra £50 for anal!!!
Old 26-04-2005, 10:54 PM
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ATM - thought that was a cash machine
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she done atm for an extra 50 quid, missus does it for free, must be a winner
Old 26-04-2005, 10:56 PM
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i wouldnt have 3 blokes shaggin my arse for 50quid, 75 maybe!!!

thats a fookin joke by the way
Old 26-04-2005, 10:58 PM
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First advert - ronseal..

"Have you got hardwood?"

Old 26-04-2005, 10:59 PM
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ahahaha

seriously though i think shes too nice to be doing porn, not in looks, but as a person... 38 years old aswel lol.
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i think she needs her fookin roots done
Old 26-04-2005, 11:06 PM
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Wonder if limp dicks will get much shit from theyre mates

Made me piss myself when the birds that were going to get shagged by them were sat next to them when they couldnt get it up
Old 26-04-2005, 11:07 PM
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ive decided not to further my carreer in porn..................... or no1 fookin wants her anymore lol,

MB.
Old 26-04-2005, 11:10 PM
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i drive past the places she was everday, i'm keepin my eye out for a black boxster down the quayside, 50quid for anal....bargain
Old 26-04-2005, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Katie
Originally Posted by RS2000CUSTOM
Was this Dingy getting ready to go for a porn audition ? -


He's from bristol aswell, gotta be one of Lewis' mates?
Lee?
Old 26-04-2005, 11:12 PM
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yes its Lee.

Lewis's old room mate


Old 26-04-2005, 11:13 PM
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That blonde had nice t*ts!
I'd have rattled my taters round her dirt box for free!!


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