Had made plans to goto Santa Pod on 17th and also to the Berkshire PF pissup on the 9th but now i cant go as none of the fookin bastids wanna swap shifts with me and i am the one person who will always try and help out a fellow colleague by covering for them when they need time off -


Fook it - im just gonna be a wanker at work and tell em all to fook off if they want me to swap shifts for em

Not happy at all - really wanted to goto the pissup - even got my bro up for it and also wanted to goto the Pod

 

Pull a sickie you big wuss

 

Tell em it's a religious pilgrimage

 

tell em they are all a bunch of c*nts

 

NAth - i would but im the only one on shift at that time and they all know i wanted it off anyway

the fookin worst bit is on sat 9th i start work at 7.30pm and work thru till 5am - fookin New Zealand rally

 

lolol - sure you can find an excuse.......

 

already did

Kim - I work for an Internet company which covers pretty 90% of the country league footy matches and also the WRC and they are both happening on the weekend of the 9th so i cant swap with anyone then as im working late for the rally and then on the 17th i have to work the weekend for the footy - i do like my job but im reeally pissed off about it at the mo

 

top man

 

still didnt change anything tho

oh fook it iu may aswell walk into the MD's office and smack the coont in the face

 

do what we did at uni when we hadn't revised for tests.........set the fire alarm off


ok we didn't do that really

 

Andy - we used to do that in our halls at uni every night " 3am. Everyone else would come out in their PJs or nighties and we would come out all pissed and loud as anything i think they all knew it was us and hated us




and who changed my title

 

Ok, well set something up so health and saftey have to close down your work place for the weekend.......

Oh FLMAO @ your new topic title

 

Kim - they would never close this building down for the weekend as we are situated within NTL's building and they have filming going on in the studios over the weekend - nuff totty walking about

 

Just set fire to the place then






Tell you what - send me a video camera throught the post and Ill record the events for you then you don't miss anything, lets face it you aint gettin out of work pmsl

 

I know i aint getting out of it - sooo hacked off now


i may as well change the post title back to how i posted it seeing as none of the mods have bothered to notify me as to why they changed it

 

pmsl - BEWARE RAN'S ON THE WAR PATH


<----Ran

 

Bribery mate, always works...you just have to find the right leverage!!

 

just been complaining like a right lil bitch all day and now my boss says fook it i will cover ya sunday on 17th if I do one of his shifts so I WILL be at Pod

Now I just gotta get out for the 9th but that is overtime and there is no one else available and it will be on loadsa money (allready spent on the cossie tho )

 

pmsl - you must have nagged him sum!!!!

 

just sat here at my desk giving sly comments every 5 seconds - reckon they all got fooked with my mood swing

done the job tho so now Im a happy bunny yet again

 

pmsl - all good

 

Now all i gotta do is get the car ready for pod which looks unlikely

 

 

Did you really need me to waste my time writing a PM to tell you that swearing in topic titles is not on and could get folk at work sacked?

Honestly? did you really need that PM?

 

I changed the topic title from WANKERS to W@NKERS, im sure you can understand why.

 

PMSL @ the title now



"silly chaps"


Oh jolly Ho...............

 

Stu - I can understand but it is common courtesy to let someone know they should be corrected.

Okl I agree I should not have sworn on the post as it seems ironic im on about courtesy and swearing at the same time