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Old 19-08-2013, 02:40 PM
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My van was due its mot today so booked it in with a local garage that id not used before as they had an offer of £30 for an mot, all good i thought. It was booked in at 3pm so got there just before. Sat in the waiting room, van went in the mot area at 3.02pm and came back out at 3.05pm all done. wtf
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Originally Posted by jaiscossie
My van was due its mot today so booked it in with a local garage that id not used before as they had an offer of £30 for an mot, all good i thought. It was booked in at 3pm so got there just before. Sat in the waiting room, van went in the mot area at 3.02pm and came back out at 3.05pm all done. wtf
not thats what you call a dodgy mot!
Old 19-08-2013, 03:03 PM
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I've had a car MOT'd before that hasn't even entered their MOT bay
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So basically they drove it in, it drove ok that's a pass
Old 19-08-2013, 03:19 PM
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Blimey, I've had a dodgy blow job that's taken longer than that!
Old 19-08-2013, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Jimbo.
Blimey, I've had a dodgy blow job that's taken longer than that!
Old 19-08-2013, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Jimbo.
Blimey, I've had a dodgy blow job that's taken longer than that!

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Old 19-08-2013, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by natehall

Well they have not did it properly , as it has to be booked in for 1 hour on the computer ? So you could be driving a dangerous vehicle sir .
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just go back and get your money back
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Originally Posted by Jimbo.
Blimey, I've had a dodgy blow job that's taken longer than that!
Could you give me her number
Old 19-08-2013, 03:54 PM
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it takes me 10 mins to log on the car to mot it so how did they do that ?



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Old 19-08-2013, 04:17 PM
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jesus, lets hope vosa dont find out about it.

that's shocking
Old 19-08-2013, 04:39 PM
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sounds like my guy, I park it on the road, come back later to pick it up and it hasn't even moved but its passed!!
Old 19-08-2013, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by 0630154
Well they have not did it properly , as it has to be booked in for 1 hour on the computer ? So you could be driving a dangerous vehicle sir .
Times are there as a guide line not a minimum time I beleive.
I do think if your doing short mots it will be looked into. Our mots last around the 35/40 minute mark for a new ish car. Has been over an hour plenty of times though
Old 19-08-2013, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by J1mbo
Times are there as a guide line not a minimum time I beleive.
I do think if your doing short mots it will be looked into. Our mots last around the 35/40 minute mark for a new ish car. Has been over an hour plenty of times though
too many people think there is a minimum time, but then there is realism and being realistic, the older the car the more potential issues.
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it you do a mot in 30 mins or les then vosa will come and see you i do lots of new cars they dont take long and vosa came and had a word with me cos i was not logged on long a nuf to do the mot propre


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Old 19-08-2013, 05:07 PM
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I was going to get them to service it to but i think i might not now
Old 19-08-2013, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by fordcozyjohn
it you do a mot in 30 mins or les then vosa will come and see you i do lots of new cars they dont take long and vosa came and had a word with me cos i was not logged on long a nuf to do the mot propre


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I was MOT testing in dealerships and was the site manager/AE/QC for near 20 years and never had an issue with log on times (since mot computerisation inception)
Old 19-08-2013, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by SBT83
Could you give me her number
It might of been a him as he did say dodgy
Old 19-08-2013, 05:24 PM
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Sounds like a garage near me. They call it A C P garage. It stands for all cars pass lol.
Old 19-08-2013, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Glenn_
Sounds like a garage near me. They call it A C P garage. It stands for all cars pass lol.
Proper made me laugh this did
Old 19-08-2013, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Jimbo.
Blimey, I've had a dodgy blow job that's taken longer than that!
Old 19-08-2013, 05:43 PM
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Garage near me does 5 minute MOTs i use them every year
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Originally Posted by Glenn_
Sounds like a garage near me. They call it A C P garage. It stands for all cars pass lol.
PMSL

In all seriousness though, I don't actually think you could log on and off in 3mins...
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that mot person deserves to be banned imo. would you want your kids to be ferried about in a car that may have dangerous defects.
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have you checked online to make sure it is registered on the vosa site? my brother had an mot done and 6 months later when he came to tax it they said he had no mot since it was last due, called the garage and they tried to claim they had never seen the car!!

After some words they garage claimed it was an error and they did something and it then showed mot??
Old 19-08-2013, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by LHD220Turbo
jesus, lets hope vosa dont find out about it.

that's shocking
lets hope they do find out and shut them down
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Guy who does mine hardly know the guy but every car i take there passes.

First time I took a old 1999 ibiza in, two tyres on the wear bars, wishbones dead, balljoints dead, exhaust blowing. he drove it in, let it run for a bit, put the washers on checked the lights went underneath it for about 30 seconds then passed it, didnt check brakes emissions or sod all lol

VW he passed next took even less time, i know its dodgy but i 90% of the time know what a car needs doing so i fix it anyway but if it was some dipshit woman or a old granny it would be a different kettle of fish.. :/
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Originally Posted by matts1
have you checked online to make sure it is registered on the vosa site? my brother had an mot done and 6 months later when he came to tax it they said he had no mot since it was last due, called the garage and they tried to claim they had never seen the car!!

After some words they garage claimed it was an error and they did something and it then showed mot??
Thanks for the heads up mate i will go and check on there now and report back
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Just looked and it comes up on vosa website with a pass from yesterday.
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Originally Posted by louis_2012
Guy who does mine hardly know the guy but every car i take there passes.

First time I took a old 1999 ibiza in, two tyres on the wear bars, wishbones dead, balljoints dead, exhaust blowing. he drove it in, let it run for a bit, put the washers on checked the lights went underneath it for about 30 seconds then passed it, didnt check brakes emissions or sod all lol

VW he passed next took even less time, i know its dodgy but i 90% of the time know what a car needs doing so i fix it anyway but if it was some dipshit woman or a old granny it would be a different kettle of fish.. :/
I fix what I know is wrong before I take it for a mot your saying you take it with loads of faults and fix them later
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Originally Posted by cossiejay
I fix what I know is wrong before I take it for a mot your saying you take it with loads of faults and fix them later
Sounds reasonable - I recently put my banger mondeo through an MOT, I knew the handbrake wasn't working and a couple of other bits and pieces, but if it came out with a failure list as long as your arm then there would have been no point in doing the repairs first as it would be straight off to the scrapper.
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This is why your MOTs should be done like ours in a designated MOT centre, not a garage.
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Originally Posted by RichieST
Sounds reasonable - I recently put my banger mondeo through an MOT, I knew the handbrake wasn't working and a couple of other bits and pieces, but if it came out with a failure list as long as your arm then there would have been no point in doing the repairs first as it would be straight off to the scrapper.
My point exactly. No point spending £150 on the bits you know are faulty on a 15 yr old car for it to only fail on another £150 of bits come the MOT when the car is only worth 400 - 500.
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That can't be right, When I have been to my mates MOT place,
If he finishes to quickly we have to wait for it to time down or something so thats impossible.
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Originally Posted by Paul_RS
This is why your MOTs should be done like ours in a designated MOT centre, not a garage.
same as its done here in Spain! it's a totally independent government ran one and they earn no more or less money if you fail!
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As I posted before, you'd be doing well to log the car on the system and log straight off again in 3 mins the VTS machine is on a dial up connection ,not broadband and isn't the fastest of systems, obviously no emission test was done either. (as well as the rest of test)

Gives the 'trade' a bad name.
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how did they do it with out puting the brake figers in as well ?
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Originally Posted by GVK.
As I posted before, you'd be doing well to log the car on the system and log straight off again in 3 mins the VTS machine is on a dial up connection ,not broadband and isn't the fastest of systems, obviously no emission test was done either. (as well as the rest of test)

Gives the 'trade' a bad name.
Originally Posted by fordcozyjohn
how did they do it with out puting the brake figers in as well ?
The exhaust gas smelt ok <PASS>
The brakes stop <PASS>

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Originally Posted by fordcozyjohn
how did they do it with out puting the brake figers in as well ?
Exactly!

(For non-testers) the tester has to enter the 4 service brake and 2 park brake test figures and any imbalance readings into the VTS machine and it works out if pass/fail on the brake test as it knows the weight of the vehicle.

Probably just made them up

If say a Fiesta/Focus, if you add for arguments sake 300kg on each front wheel, 150kg on each rear service brake and another 150kg on each park brake you could probably get a pass.

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