View Poll Results: Should Martoon sell Escort and buy Lambo?!
Yeah man, Escort is old news, twin turbo a Lambo!
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No way, the Escort has to be Handland's for ever, if not longer!
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Should Martoon get a Lambo?!
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Should Martoon get a Lambo?!
OK, it's all very well owning a 200mph Escort Cosworth, but over a couple of pints recently we (a few of his friends) decided it's too reliable, too fast and too multi-coloured! We also decided he now has waaaaaaay to much facial fur, but that's for a separate conversation.
The question here is, if you had the world's fastest Escort in your garage, which you've owned (in one form or another) for over 750 years and have spent huge amounts of time, money, blood, sweat etc. on, when does the time come to sell it and buy a Lamborghini?
We decided that time is now! But the furry one gets all sentimental when it comes to the subject of off-loading it. What would you do?
The question here is, if you had the world's fastest Escort in your garage, which you've owned (in one form or another) for over 750 years and have spent huge amounts of time, money, blood, sweat etc. on, when does the time come to sell it and buy a Lamborghini?
We decided that time is now! But the furry one gets all sentimental when it comes to the subject of off-loading it. What would you do?
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keep it. at least when hes an OAP and has alzeimers he will have had the car soo long he will remember it and still be able to drive it as everything is in his long term memory.
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Keep the escort. there is nothing impressive about a modern lambo doing 200mph, thats what its supposed to do, the escort on the other hand, well, ford escort, and 200mph, dont/wont/havnt been in the same sentence to often, and neither will they be in the future. the escort is a legend, a lambo, although a hugely impressive piece of engineering, is just another lambo.
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Keep the escort. there is nothing impressive about a modern lambo doing 200mph, thats what its supposed to do, the escort on the other hand, well, ford escort, and 200mph, dont/wont/havnt been in the same sentence to often, and neither will they be in the future. the escort is a legend, a lambo, although a hugely impressive piece of engineering, is just another lambo.
We reckon his engine chooning skillz should be pointed at more exotic metalwork
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Tough call, to be honest, the Escort is a legendary car... if it was 'just' a big power EsCos then it'd be a no-brainer, but there is a lot of R&D gone into L700ONY and if I'm finding it hard to decide between that and a Gallardo TT then I'm sure its a little more tricky for Martin.
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that said, i have the ford blinkers well and truely in place, and cant even dream of owning a standard escort cosworth, never mind martins, or a lambo, so maybe im not best placed to comment.
where's MR Manning ?
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Anyone who knows Martin will know he's very good at buying cars (last count was about 12), but not at all good at selling them. As just selling one car is clearly a huge problem, selling a handful just isn't gonna happen!
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And that the combined results of both polls will be binding?!
I've gotta say there's not a lot of love for Ford Escort ownership on there
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Some loon offered him Ł15k for his Vauxhall Viva last year (the one with the purple Porsche chairs) and the mad bastard turned it down!
Anyone who knows Martin will know he's very good at buying cars (last count was about 12), but not at all good at selling them. As just selling one car is clearly a huge problem, selling a handful just isn't gonna happen!
Anyone who knows Martin will know he's very good at buying cars (last count was about 12), but not at all good at selling them. As just selling one car is clearly a huge problem, selling a handful just isn't gonna happen!
Do they rate them as highly as 'kit cars'? Dan
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As a guess, are they:
The donor Viva rotting in your front garden
The donor V8 ZT in the workshop
The GTO that rolled down a hill in the workshop
And the Rover 200 customer courtesy car that spends more time on my and Lee's drive than it does with customers?!
The donor Viva rotting in your front garden
The donor V8 ZT in the workshop
The GTO that rolled down a hill in the workshop
And the Rover 200 customer courtesy car that spends more time on my and Lee's drive than it does with customers?!
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That's 8 I'd let go then!
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That's a good one mart.
You have to let the Viva or the Escort go to save the life of a poorly kitten, which car do you choose?! (Finances don't come into it!)
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Keep the escort. there is nothing impressive about a modern lambo doing 200mph, thats what its supposed to do, the escort on the other hand, well, ford escort, and 200mph, dont/wont/havnt been in the same sentence to often, and neither will they be in the future. the escort is a legend, a lambo, although a hugely impressive piece of engineering, is just another lambo.
I had always wanted a porsche 928GT, so when i was able to buy one i did, having always had cars with big engine in that didn't normally have said engine, i thought it was time to have a big fast car and ditch the old sleepers, problem was it was boring, it would do 170 with no drama and people just look at it as a dick extension, stick with the legend car or sell it and build something else, flash sports cars are for dickless wanabe playboys, real men build and drive proper cars
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I'm a massive Lambo fan and i'd keep the Escort.
#40
As u get older u get uglier...ditch the Escort and buy a lambo even ugly cunts can pull in them Plus u get an older more classy bird....Chip bangs on about Vauxhalls but underage suits him
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