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Old 23-11-2010, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip
yeah that wrcjuha weirdo does seem to be rather head over heals in love.
if you click the "view posts by this user" on him, there are more posts about or to me than all his other posts combined

You've got your very own stalker Chip.
Old 23-11-2010, 11:34 AM
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Oit cunts, this thread is about me! Not Chip and his over enthusiatic fan club!
Old 23-11-2010, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Nope, was a bad taste reference to the street racing saph that crashed in the docklands... no one picked up on it though!
I got it
Old 23-11-2010, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Oit cunts, this thread is about me! Not Chip and his over enthusiatic fan club!
Im sure you too have your own stalker/s; Dave!
Old 23-11-2010, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Steve the Plumber
Im sure you too have your own stalker/s; Dave!
If he wants one I have an unwanted one for sale, 99p start and no reserve
Old 23-11-2010, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip
If he wants one I have an unwanted one for sale, 99p start and no reserve
Are you sure Benni is worth that much?
Old 23-11-2010, 11:51 AM
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Oops, forgot about Benni (easily done ), correction, I have TWO for sale
Old 23-11-2010, 11:52 AM
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I think wrcjuha is actually one of schizophrenic Chip's other personalities...

He had to create his own enemy because all real life PF members have given up arguing with him because they simply couldn't win...

It's a bit like Audi and Bentley at LeMans...
Old 23-11-2010, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
What the fuck are speech marks doing there you oversized flid!

I may be a fild, But a flid that can fucking drive
Old 23-11-2010, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by NORTH YORKS RS SPARES
I may be a fild, But a flid that can fucking drive
I can pedal, don't worry about that! (beat Mike R at twin engined go karting, without the Funky helmet, gloves and shoes! )
Old 23-11-2010, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
I can pedal, don't worry about that! (beat Mike R at twin engined go karting, without the Funky helmet, gloves and shoes! )

You maybee can pedal ( a go cart ) as going by this post its all your fit to drive
Old 23-11-2010, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by NORTH YORKS RS SPARES
You maybee can pedal ( a go cart ) as going by this post its all your fit to drive
Please come back on to the spelling thread!
Old 23-11-2010, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by NORTH YORKS RS SPARES
Too busy correcting people's spelling rather than looking where he was going
Come on Paul, learn how to use an apostrophe!
Old 23-11-2010, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Please come back on to the spelling thread!

Why ? , I can spell better than you drive
Old 23-11-2010, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie@FastFord
Come on Paul, learn how to use an apostrophe!
Hi James
Old 23-11-2010, 01:16 PM
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Now play fair Paul. What am I supposed to say to that?
Old 23-11-2010, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
I can pedal, don't worry about that! (beat Mike R at twin engined go karting, without the Funky helmet, gloves and shoes! )
And the ONLY reason you finished in front was because I got black flagged 15 mins from the end, and I was catching you AGAIN .
Old 23-11-2010, 01:20 PM
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Excuses excuses Rainbird, don't tell me it was because you couldn't see their brake lights you got black flagged!
Old 23-11-2010, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
And the ONLY reason you finished in front was because I got black flagged 15 mins from the end, and I was catching you AGAIN .
Err... BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!

YOU'RE SHIT!!!!!


Also, how the fuck are you so quick to post a reply! Needle in a haystack!

You BLATANTLY search your own name!!!!
Old 23-11-2010, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
And the ONLY reason you finished in front was because I got black flagged 15 mins from the end, and I was catching you AGAIN .
Second place is first loser Mike!
Old 23-11-2010, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
Err... BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!

YOU'RE SHIT!!!!!


Also, how the fuck are you so quick to post a reply! Needle in a haystack!

You BLATANTLY search your own name!!!!

Sorry to disappoint you, but the thread was reported (someone objected to Chip being stalked ;p), so as a moderator, I was obliged to see if it was justified. However, I can see that Chip can fight his own battles .
Old 23-11-2010, 01:32 PM
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So lets summarise Dave.

You beat Mike.

I set the fastest lap of the group.



Old 23-11-2010, 01:32 PM
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Name and shame!!!
Old 23-11-2010, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco
I set the fastest lap of the group.

I'm sure my laps were quicker!?!? NON?
Old 23-11-2010, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
I'm sure my laps were quicker!?!? NON?
Now now, as long as it was quicker than Mike 'Schumacher' Rainbird, does it matter?
Old 23-11-2010, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco
Excuses excuses Rainbird, don't tell me it was because you couldn't see their brake lights you got black flagged!
No, I got black flagged doing an overtake that would have got me up into second place (as you very well know - it was your fucking stag doo ) had they not decided that it was too aggressive . However, having to do the "stop/go" penalty caused me to finish behind that slaaaaaaaaaag of a boyfriend of yours (and not even in the top three) .

Also, who's the Daddy at golf (having never played anything more than pitch & putt) ?
Old 23-11-2010, 01:37 PM
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I was waiting for the golf !!!!

BANG ON CUE!
Old 23-11-2010, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco
Now now, as long as it was quicker than Mike 'Schumacher' Rainbird, does it matter?
Your qualifying lap was indeed. However, your race pace was shit and you finished behind me even despite my stop/go penalty
Old 23-11-2010, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
I was waiting for the golf !!!!

BANG ON CUE!

I demand a rematch - we'll have to wait for Franco to get divorced and remarried .

Next year?
Old 23-11-2010, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Also, who's the Daddy at golf
Tiger Woods?
Old 23-11-2010, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Your qualifying lap was indeed. However, your race pace was shit and you finished behind me even despite my stop/go penalty
Time Attack rules? Didn't you get the memo?

Oh well!

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Originally Posted by DanW@FastFord
Second place is first loser Mike!

Didn't even make that . The winner was the ex-touring car driver you recently did a feature on .
Old 23-11-2010, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco
Time Attack rules? Didn't you get the memo?

Oh well!

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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Didn't even make that . The winner was the ex-touring car driver you recently did a feature on .
Yeah the fcuking ringer!!!!
Old 23-11-2010, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Didn't even make that . The winner was the ex-touring car driver you recently did a feature on .

So... that means: Out of EVERYONE driving that day, I came second... and it was to an ex touring car racer!?

who was female, hence lighter than me (but not you mike! )

PLUS I was on a 12 month driving ban, so hadn't driven for, let's say... 9 months...

Compared to you so called 'track day gods'

Track suit pikeys more like!

FUCK, I'm good!
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
So... that means. Out of EVERYONE driving that day, I came second... and it was to an ex touring car racer!?

who was female, hence lighter than me (but not you mike! )

PLUS I was on a 12 month driving ban, so hadn't driven for, let's say... 9 months...

FUCK, I'm good!
Old 23-11-2010, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
I demand a rematch - we'll have to wait for Franco to get divorced and remarried .

Next year?
We should organise another one soon! Was a good laugh!

NOTE TO SELF... DON'T LOSE WATCH AGAIN!
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos
So... that means: Out of EVERYONE driving that day, I came second... and it was to an ex touring car racer!?

who was female, hence lighter than me (but not you mike! )

PLUS I was on a 12 month driving ban, so hadn't driven for, let's say... 9 months...

Compared to you so called 'track day gods'

Track suit pikeys more like!

FUCK, I'm good!
You flid, she was either his daughter or bint and just collected the trophy on his behalf - he actually won but didn't want to go up and have his name shouted about . It was the balding guy with the fancy helmet and race-suit.....
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Originally Posted by DaveEscos

NOTE TO SELF... DON'T LOSE WATCH AGAIN!
Dave = FAIL!
Old 23-11-2010, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Franco
Dave = FAIL!
Not really a fail... great tits and a fanny like a paper cut!


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