That's right folks, a 350 csi on a 10 plate, all for me

Ok so I've got the keys as the boss is on his way to german to get his new motor directly off the production line and I've got to move it from next door to our side, but should I have to take it for a short spin up and down the road?

Or will I prang it and have to explain myself

Ain't it a bitch when you've got the keys but can't do fuck all

 

Why do you want to take it for a spin?

 

What else is it going to do sitting there all weekend

 

If it said AMG then deffo take it for a drive just for the noise.

But it doesent and it's a diesel so there is no point.

 

TAGS

 

If your not supposed to drive it, don't drive it.

 

Dont drive it. Worth losing your job over?

 

This.

 

Dont drive it

 

Take it for a spin,

 

would rather have a bently tbh

 

Dojjatron, thats not a good idea mate... it'll probably go wrong when someone he knows notices it and tells your boss, who then wanks himself off with your arsehole on his return from Germany.


Cheers,
Grant

 

My tag was going to revolve around a Bentley but my gold membership has expired

Best go renew that!

 

Some bloke came and took it at 8 this morning so no weekend cruising down to tescos it

 

Another pointless dojj thread.

 

thought the same.

 

is this real or a dream ?

 

Its real to dojj.

 

and its not even a very good pic of the car aswell

 

the missus has got one exactly the same parked outside, i have no idea what you are so excited about

 

nothing wrong, he said he was getting another one and to keep hold of th ekeys for this one

so how was i suposed to knwo tht 10 minutes after i'd posted it up someone was going to come along and take it back again

 

 

And what like? Nit picking at fuck all just so you can throw your bit in ey'.

Benni.

 

it turned up in the morning, then someone turned up to collect it, so i didn't even get to open the bloody doors

didn't come with 4 pots but it did have "perforated" discs and privacy glass but i thought i would have at least had the chance to sit inside and get comfortable

 

i got another one, i'll stick it up, but for soemthinglike 6.30 in the morning withthe iphone with it's no flash, you aren't really going to get a good pic are you

 

 

so what car your boss getting next dojj

 

Why not stick a loaded gun to your head and pull the trigger cunt

 

ok, this one should work

the only other pic i took of it, would have taken more IF i'd been able to move it, still, it's only a company car eh, but it's better thanthe fiesta i had for a few weeks, and much better than the corsa i've been running about in for the past while

 

he's getting another merc, i think the deal was that they didn't have what he wanted so they gave him this as a loaner until his was ready on the production line

so now he's flown over to germany to drive it off the production line and straight home

no idea what it is though, changes his motors every few months so until it arrives no one knows but him

still, he can afford it

 

time to ask for a raise then

 

 

i'm officially the highest paid person in my particular position in the whole company (london weighting is great ), so i might have to go back to working saturdays if i want that raise

 

foook dojj i bet your well gutted you didnt get the chance..next time eh fella,dont forget the pics

 

What's a trigger cunt?

 

Okay lets spell it it term even you could understand Benni

1)Get hold of a gun
2)Load it with bullets
3)Point it at your empty head
4)Pull the trigger (or the firing mechanism if you prefer)
5)Then hopefully no hopefully no more of you,you cunt

That simple enough for you,or you just going to pop on threads I have answered to add insults you fat useless cum stain

 

you could always pinch the seats out of it and put them in your new vivaro. Might be a bit more comfortable.

 

You could have saved yourself from all of that with some simple grammar.

Benni. .

 

I couldnt give a fuck to be honest Benni go shove a razor blade up your arse,and then die slowy by bleeding to death

Just not in the mood for cunts like you tonight

 

Fpmsl.