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Old 24-09-2010, 06:23 AM
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That's right folks, a 350 csi on a 10 plate, all for me

Ok so I've got the keys as the boss is on his way to german to get his new motor directly off the production line and I've got to move it from next door to our side, but should I have to take it for a short spin up and down the road?

Or will I prang it and have to explain myself

Ain't it a bitch when you've got the keys but can't do fuck all
Old 24-09-2010, 07:33 AM
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Why do you want to take it for a spin?
Old 24-09-2010, 08:46 AM
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What else is it going to do sitting there all weekend
Old 24-09-2010, 09:12 AM
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If it said AMG then deffo take it for a drive just for the noise.

But it doesent and it's a diesel so there is no point.
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If your not supposed to drive it, don't drive it.
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Dont drive it. Worth losing your job over?

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Originally Posted by Ebonycossie4x4
Dont drive it. Worth losing your job over?
This.
Old 24-09-2010, 11:54 AM
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Dont drive it
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Take it for a spin,
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would rather have a bently tbh
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Dojjatron, thats not a good idea mate... it'll probably go wrong when someone he knows notices it and tells your boss, who then wanks himself off with your arsehole on his return from Germany.


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would rather have a bently tbh

My tag was going to revolve around a Bentley but my gold membership has expired

Best go renew that!
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Some bloke came and took it at 8 this morning so no weekend cruising down to tescos it
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Another pointless dojj thread.
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Originally Posted by Steve the Plumber
Another pointless dojj thread.

thought the same.
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is this real or a dream ?
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Originally Posted by morcheen
is this real or a dream ?

Its real to dojj.
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and its not even a very good pic of the car aswell
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the missus has got one exactly the same parked outside, i have no idea what you are so excited about
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nothing wrong, he said he was getting another one and to keep hold of th ekeys for this one

so how was i suposed to knwo tht 10 minutes after i'd posted it up someone was going to come along and take it back again
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Originally Posted by Less.
and its not even a very good pic of the car aswell
And what like? Nit picking at fuck all just so you can throw your bit in ey'.

Benni.
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it turned up in the morning, then someone turned up to collect it, so i didn't even get to open the bloody doors

didn't come with 4 pots but it did have "perforated" discs and privacy glass but i thought i would have at least had the chance to sit inside and get comfortable
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Originally Posted by Benni
And what like? Nit picking at fuck all just so you can throw your bit in ey'.

Benni.
i got another one, i'll stick it up, but for soemthinglike 6.30 in the morning withthe iphone with it's no flash, you aren't really going to get a good pic are you
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so what car your boss getting next dojj
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Originally Posted by Benni
And what like? Nit picking at fuck all just so you can throw your bit in ey'.


Benni.
Why not stick a loaded gun to your head and pull the trigger cunt
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ok, this one should work

the only other pic i took of it, would have taken more IF i'd been able to move it, still, it's only a company car eh, but it's better thanthe fiesta i had for a few weeks, and much better than the corsa i've been running about in for the past while
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Originally Posted by Less.
so what car your boss getting next dojj
he's getting another merc, i think the deal was that they didn't have what he wanted so they gave him this as a loaner until his was ready on the production line

so now he's flown over to germany to drive it off the production line and straight home

no idea what it is though, changes his motors every few months so until it arrives no one knows but him

still, he can afford it
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time to ask for a raise then
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Originally Posted by Less.
Why not stick a loaded gun to your head and pull the trigger cunt
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i'm officially the highest paid person in my particular position in the whole company (london weighting is great ), so i might have to go back to working saturdays if i want that raise
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foook dojj i bet your well gutted you didnt get the chance..next time eh fella,dont forget the pics

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Originally Posted by Less.
Why not stick a loaded gun to your head and pull the trigger cunt
What's a trigger cunt?
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Originally Posted by Benni
What's a trigger cunt?
Okay lets spell it it term even you could understand Benni

1)Get hold of a gun
2)Load it with bullets
3)Point it at your empty head
4)Pull the trigger (or the firing mechanism if you prefer)
5)Then hopefully no hopefully no more of you,you cunt

That simple enough for you,or you just going to pop on threads I have answered to add insults you fat useless cum stain

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you could always pinch the seats out of it and put them in your new vivaro. Might be a bit more comfortable.
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Originally Posted by Less.
Okay lets spell it it term even you could understand Benni

1)Get hold of a gun
2)Load it with bullets
3)Point it at your empty head
4)Pull the trigger (or the firing mechanism if you prefer)
5)Then hopefully no hopefully no more of you,you cunt

That simple enough for you,or you just going to pop on threads I have answered to add insults you fat useless cum stain
You could have saved yourself from all of that with some simple grammar.

Benni. .
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I couldnt give a fuck to be honest Benni go shove a razor blade up your arse,and then die slowy by bleeding to death

Just not in the mood for cunts like you tonight
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Originally Posted by S3an
you could always pinch the seats out of it and put them in your new vivaro. Might be a bit more comfortable.

Fpmsl.


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