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Old 14-09-2010, 04:09 PM
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Default George Michael sentenced to 8 weeks behind bars

Looks like the legal system have had enough of him !

Eight weeks, the last four out on licence, £1250 fine and a five year driving ban....
Old 14-09-2010, 04:10 PM
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He will love getting banged up?
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bet he drops the soap
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I would imagine he'll be kept well away from the 'locals' !
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zip me up before you go go !!!!!
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zip me up before you go go !!!!!
I'm waiting for my mobile to start beeping with the text jokes....
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just thought that he could remix elvis pressley's - jailhouse rock into - jailhouse cock
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Old 14-09-2010, 04:48 PM
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He'll be passed round faster than a rent boy in tower bridge!
Old 14-09-2010, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by R4N S S
bet he drops the soap

Ahaha More Like Throws! The fucking soap on the floor
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Not really much of a punishment for him is it?
Old 14-09-2010, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Graham S1
Not really much of a punishment for him is it?
Indeed, its like sending me to a cake shop for 8 weeks surely?
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he will be like a kid in a candy shop
Old 14-09-2010, 06:45 PM
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what no jokes yet
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To serve 4 weeks
and if the 15 days early still there serve 2weeks !
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Lol @ tags....
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the ban will hurt him more than the jail time
Old 14-09-2010, 08:03 PM
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Waste of time
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Originally Posted by Chip
Indeed, its like sending me to a cake shop for 8 weeks surely?
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Originally Posted by dojj
the ban will hurt him more than the jail time
dont you think he aint got no money to employ a driver ,,he will not be using public transport i can guarantee
Old 15-09-2010, 09:03 AM
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LOL!! Who tagged "up his mancunt" hahaha
Old 15-09-2010, 09:31 AM
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xmas has come early for him......
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Yeah I k ow but the pita about getting his license back is going to be the biggest inconcinience rather than a punishemtn. Already had some bleeding heart liberals on the radio saying it's terrible and that he should be in a hospital being treated for his addiction when what should be happening is he should have gone away for a long time before he was allowed out and then got some help for being a crackhead
Old 15-09-2010, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Pete frst
xmas has come early for him......
How do you know his cellmate is called xmas?!


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Old 15-09-2010, 10:50 AM
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fred west's waiting lol
garry glitter can't wait lmao
Old 15-09-2010, 11:17 AM
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What do George Michael and Chilean miners have in common?

Both will be free after eight weeks of heavy drilling.
Old 15-09-2010, 11:33 AM
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When you're stoned you drive at 5mph,
so why does George Michael keep crashing into things?
It's almost as though he's doing it deliberately,
but why on earth would he want to go to priso...
...oh, I see.

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George Michael has been involved in a road traffic accident.

Apparently he was just driving along and 'wham'...


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George Michael has today been sentenced to eight weeks in prison, where no doubt being a celebrity will get abused and rogered on a nightly basis in the shower by some big nigger called Bubba.

He is however confident his lawyer on appeal could get it up to six months.
Old 15-09-2010, 12:12 PM
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behind bars? what, like a careless wispa???
Old 15-09-2010, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by StephenC
behind bars? what, like a careless wispa???
No, like his new cell mate, "hairless fister"!
Old 15-09-2010, 12:22 PM
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George Michael has settled into prison already, he has apparently written a song about his skinhead cellmate. It will be his new single called "Hairless Fister"



Just got his one from a mate lmao
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Originally Posted by Neil@FastFord
LOL!! Who tagged "up his mancunt" hahaha
That'll be me
Old 15-09-2010, 01:26 PM
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i bet his farts will smell like a fish market in a heat wave by the time he gets out
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How is he ever going to build up enough back pressure to fart in the first place?
Old 15-09-2010, 01:45 PM
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haha @ back pressure

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i bet there going to be queing at his cell door like scousers at the post office with there giro in there hand at opening time
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