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Old 15-08-2010, 10:05 AM
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Default Dear Deidre RS Turbo!!!

did anybody see this is the Dear Deidre section of yesterdays Sun?


Old 15-08-2010, 10:07 AM
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yeah it was funny as fuck
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Old 15-08-2010, 10:19 AM
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Oh cack, my secret's out!!!!!!
Old 15-08-2010, 10:22 AM
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Ye saw it, really funny bet she felt like crap.
Old 15-08-2010, 10:25 AM
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Haha same reason last gf left me lmao
Old 15-08-2010, 10:26 AM
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I bet its a PF Member!
Old 15-08-2010, 10:37 AM
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thats brilliant - wish I'd bought the sun yesterday.

she must be a right pig if he'd rather spend time in an old sh1tbox escort though
Old 15-08-2010, 10:40 AM
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Best of luck letting him 'tinker with his carburettor' on his RS Turbo
Old 15-08-2010, 10:42 AM
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That is absolutely brilliant
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Christ - for an RS Turbo to be 'better than sex', she's got to be a truly horrific shag

Maybe it's that Essex bird that's shagged 5000 blokes?
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Lets face it, an RS Turbo is alot like a women.

Unreliable, temperamental but good fun when its running right, which isn't very often.

*runs incase Beccy see's this*

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Old 15-08-2010, 10:08 PM
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Old 15-08-2010, 10:11 PM
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Yeah I saw it, fucking brilliant..

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I bet she's a nagging bitch
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Originally Posted by Will Pedley
Best of luck letting him 'tinker with his carburettor' on his RS Turbo

thats what i was thinking lol
Old 16-08-2010, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by paul0461
thats what i was thinking lol
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Old 16-08-2010, 04:27 AM
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The problem was from 1997! (as it's celebrating 30 years of DD)
Old 16-08-2010, 09:12 AM
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proper funny,but alas,so true...........
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thats ace nice find lol
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Originally Posted by Will Pedley
Best of luck letting him 'tinker with his carburettor' on his RS Turbo
was just about to post that!
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just read this fucking brilliant!
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Quality Rofl....
Old 04-11-2010, 08:27 PM
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The bird sounds like she is along the right lines of thinking...

'I am sure i must be doing something wrong'

she nearly got it so right, good try but she should be thinking...

'I know I am doing something wrong, maybe let him do me in the shitter and allow him to fuk my fitter mates whilst i cook him a nice meal and fetch him a cool beer'

Now that would see the turbo parked up pretty smartish.
Old 04-11-2010, 08:31 PM
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fucking quality lol
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