The bird sounds like she is along the right lines of thinking...

'I am sure i must be doing something wrong'

she nearly got it so right, good try but she should be thinking...

'I know I am doing something wrong, maybe let him do me in the shitter and allow him to fuk my fitter mates whilst i cook him a nice meal and fetch him a cool beer'

Now that would see the turbo parked up pretty smartish.