A Professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men, There are those which fall within the normal size and there are those which are less than 2 inches when erect, the professor has appealed for help to continue his research.

. Could all men in the UK with extremely small penises make themselfs known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars.

 

The sad thing i've found, is you see vans, cavaliers, escorts and knackered old cars sporting the flags, yet the audis, bm's and mercs never do!

says alot i think.

 

i dont even like watching the football, so i certainly wont be sticking any shitty flags to my car

 

I posted this on the RSOC site and it got removed, dont know why its only a bit of fun, the wife said i need a big flag, what does she mean

 

I call them pikey flags, 9 times out of 10 its overweight middle aged cunts in vests behind the wheel of a wanker flagged car.

Sooner this shitty football is over the better!

 

amazing that people get so wound up about something so trivial as someone flying a daft little flag on their car,what exactly is it with these flags that you find so offensive?why be such a miserable fuck?
not something that i would do but its nice seeing people showing a bit of patriotism once every 4 years

 

Because it makes you look like a complete bender

 

I cant stand football but i would never condem those that do, my brother and his son love it but they dont fly the flag, i dont know why but if i am behind a vehicle with thease flags i do find them bloody annoying after a while

 

+1

Nice to see the flag being flown about. How it should always be. Just a shame people feel the need to take them down out their windows/offices etc as not to cause any "offense"

got a nice big st george cross hanging off my office desk for all the minions of the AGC/SPS military personelle(sp?) to see and won't be moving even after the world cup has been and gone

 

some pricks on on here at the moment i have 3 flags on my car ,england sunvisors,england seat covers england stickers on all the doors boot and bonnet,we also have 9 flags nailed to the houes inclueding a home made flag pole on the roof and a 9 x 6 flag right acroos the front why because i love this country and even when we lose i will still love this country i am english and proud of it http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/a...258_9265_n.jpg

 

Personally I dont see it as a big deal and thinks it good to show patriotism.

Although I gotta say overdoing it on your car or house can make it look proper chavvy in my opinion.

I would like england to win but sadly that aint ever goig to happen so will have to cheer on brazil for the thrilling football they always display

 

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That doesn't change my opinion though. I'll be fucking glad when the World Cup is over. It's a pain in the arse and the flags are the gayest thing I've ever seen.

I agree with the OP.

 

says the guy who has his india flag flying high

 

There's loads of them in the hedges around where I live as cars squeeze past each other (or more likely, drive back from the pub pissed).

I'm all for patriotism, it's just a shame that footy flags have become synonymous with chavs.

Can't believe the post was taken down from the RSOC, how 'boo hoo' is that!

 

:cry thats only in Cricket

another reason for supporting Brazil is for the rather attractive females unlike the munters over here

 

Spending money on bettering your local community would be patriotic. Joining the armed forces to protect the country would be patriotic. Giving more money to the government to clear some of the national debt would be patriotic.

Hoisting Ł3 worth of Chinese made shit up on your car or house is NOT patriotic, it's a visual "UG" of cavemen who want to show they're from the same tribe.

It does however act as a handy indicator as to whether or not you're a massive pikey.

 

+1

Its only a game, if you are actually genuinely patriotic there are far better ways to express it than being obsessed with a bunch of overpaid haidressers test subjects kicking a bag of wind about

 

quality

 

Couldn't have put it better myself.

 

Come on Germany!!!





Fucking hate football....fags the lot of em with pots more cash than me

 

ive got them on the oil burner as the kids wanted them, no harm in that is there, god theres some miserable fucks on here

 

somebody need a lighten up pill

 

Yep i got some on my car!!

Stickers flags etc and guess what!!

Dont give a shit what u all say!!!!

 

Don't hate the player..

The footy discussions on here really do separate the men from the boys, can't believe there's so many folk on here who want to watch the footy really but can't because the Mrs says so and now insist they don't like it.

Big-Dan.

 

This winds me up this does, why aren't there this many flags up the rest of the time? I hate people who are only patriotic at world cup time.

BTW My st georges cross waves all year 'round, a flag is for life, not just for football

 

They are probably far better people to get on with though than snobbery opinionated cunts like you!

Its the national game, once every 4 years! Get the flags flown i say

 

not a little bit overkill dont you think??

a single good sized flag could be described as patriotic in the same way the yanks all have ONE american flag on most the houses out there.

any more does look chav

if your going to do a proper flag pole then remember to do the ceremony of morning colours and evening sunset

When i have my castle, I will have one union flag on a flagpole

 

Fuck off you cunt.

Yes I do have a different opinion to you. If you want to fly the flag then go ahead.

I'm with Paddy on this one, supporting the Armed Forces and doing my bit for the war effort by helping to keep the Royal Air Force's aircraft in the sky is my bit of patriotism. So yeah, I may be a 'snobbery opinionated cunt', or whatever that means, but I'd rather be one of those than a flyer of a pikey flag

 

good point rich

people should be flying the Union Flag to support the kingdom as a whole.

 

Lee, I would urge you not to drive through any council estates with a flag on your car. You are likely to get abused for being a band wagon patriot.

 

i fooking hate footy to ,bunch a fag ends kicking a ball about

 

seen a right fucking shitbox the other day when working in swindon and that had about 6 flags attached to the windows/roof... load of shit if u ask me. get it over and done with i say

 

the one on my chimmney is up all year round

 

why do so many of the flags have "england" written down the middle??

is it so thick cunts work out its and england flag??

 

couldn't have said it any better myself

 

I think it's fucking disgusting that it takes a shitty football tournament to make people in this country patriotic! Either always be patriotic, or don't (or fuck off )

I have an england flag in my bedroom window, mainly because of the foreign cunts living next door, part of me hopes it winds the whinging bastards up.

 

I have no problem with people flying the union flag or st georges cross its a free country and within moderation people can do whatever they please. But nine times out of ten the benders that are flying all these flags saying that they are patriotic and love this country are the same work shy wankers that are giving it such a bad name, walking around in tracksuits thinking they look good. The flags are just an excuse for them to fuel their unprovoked racial hatred and violence. I have a big union flag on the wall in the garage, but i honestly dont care if england win or lose the world cup itl be there all year round, mainly because it looks cool.

 

Theres a pretty impresive banged up cavalier neer where I live, the good old faded red colour, who ever owns it has just painted the corners of the bonnet white (in what looks like dulux emulsion) to make an england flag. I'm not for all the flags and stuff, but if your gonna do it, at least do it well...

Also, someone has painted a red cross on a mini roundabout, looks pretty cool.

 

I've always wondered that. Do they not actually understand that the flag is a universal symbol of origin whose purpose is to transcend language.

 

Fucking Noble M12 passed me on the M11 today - complete with fucking shit looking flag poking out the top of it