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Old 18-05-2010, 08:43 AM
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Default hahah i just f****d over a fezza!

ah m8s i just fked ova dis 240bhp fezza.

da driva was a rite fag.

I only got a litle x flow init m8.
Old 18-05-2010, 08:49 AM
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LOL Rick, i know exactly what thats the follow on from.

Anyway no wonder you pissed it, as although its claiming to be 240bhp its actually a 1.1 litre 'sapphire' edition.

Think theyre called sapphire edition as on the options list was a shonky yb lump, some dealer fit option teamed up with mountune or something, so i was told.
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Old 18-05-2010, 09:11 AM
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Old 18-05-2010, 09:14 AM
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Old 18-05-2010, 09:15 AM
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ffs i just told my story in the other thread stop stealing my thunder for those who havnt read it here it is

i raced some dude in a rarri the other day i pulled up next to him and was all like "whats the price tag on one of those" he was all like more than u can afford ass hole RARRI"

so then i proceeded to "smoke him"


after he shot his load we raced and even after i change though 9 gears he was gone as he turned off into tescos


true story from a real street racer
Old 18-05-2010, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by ben_frst
ffs i just told my story in the other thread stop stealing my thunder for those who havnt read it here it is

i raced some dude in a rarri the other day i pulled up next to him and was all like "whats the price tag on one of those" he was all like more than u can afford ass hole RARRI"

so then i proceeded to "smoke him"


after he shot his load we raced and even after i change though 9 gears he was gone as he turned off into tescos


true story from a real street racer
Old 18-05-2010, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by ben_frst
ffs i just told my story in the other thread stop stealing my thunder for those who havnt read it here it is

i raced some dude in a rarri the other day i pulled up next to him and was all like "whats the price tag on one of those" he was all like more than u can afford ass hole RARRI"

so then i proceeded to "smoke him"


after he shot his load we raced and even after i change though 9 gears he was gone as he turned off into tescos


true story from a real street racer
mate u legennnddddd, ive heard of those 9 speed rarri's, like a ferrari but more gears, and the name has fe knocked off it as we all know ferraris are FEble.

You ARE the man, peace out to the tesco massive.
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Originally Posted by ben_frst
ffs i just told my story in the other thread stop stealing my thunder for those who havnt read it here it is

i raced some dude in a rarri the other day i pulled up next to him and was all like "whats the price tag on one of those" he was all like more than u can afford ass hole RARRI"

so then i proceeded to "smoke him"


after he shot his load we raced and even after i change though 9 gears he was gone as he turned off into tescos


true story from a real street racer
Old 18-05-2010, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by EssexMikeSi
LOL Rick, i know exactly what thats the follow on from.

Anyway no wonder you pissed it, as although its claiming to be 240bhp its actually a 1.1 litre 'sapphire' edition.

Think theyre called sapphire edition as on the options list was a shonky yb lump, some dealer fit option teamed up with mountune or something, so i was told.
your missing the most importiant bit! it's chooooooooonnneedd by yamaha
Old 18-05-2010, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by callummarshall
your missing the most importiant bit! it's chooooooooonnneedd by yamaha

Really, what can it play?
Old 18-05-2010, 11:46 AM
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STFU you goon.

Ask any racer, any real racer. it doesnt matter if you win a race on the road in a ferrari or a fiesta, winnings losing!






Old 18-05-2010, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by twoblacklines
Ask any racer, any real racer. it doesnt matter if you win a race on the road in a ferrari or a fiesta, winnings losing!










That's a gravestone quote, quality...
Old 18-05-2010, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by twoblacklines
STFU you goon.

Ask any racer, any real racer. it doesnt matter if you win a race on the road in a ferrari or a fiesta, winnings losing!






Sorry, what did u say, i was listening but then my eyes went to your avatar pic at the side and i lost the convo completely lmao
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Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning's winning.
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Originally Posted by EssexMikeSi
LOL Rick, i know exactly what thats the follow on from.

A claiming to be 240bhp its actually a 'sapphire' edition.

Think theyre called sapphire edition as on the options list was a shonky yb lump, some dealer fit option teamed up with mountune or something, so i was told.
i have one of dese escorts an everyone said it wont real or sumit, the engine built by yamaha as a race engine den put in da escort sapphire it was well fast but myn seezed after i changed da oyl
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Originally Posted by EssexMikeSi
mate u legennnddddd, ive heard of those 9 speed rarri's, like a ferrari but more gears, and the name has fe knocked off it as we all know ferraris are FEble.

You ARE the man, peace out to the tesco massive.
lol
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Do you think your some kind of red rarri or something cos yer not
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A proper street racer eh?
Old 18-05-2010, 03:35 PM
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I 4got 2 say m8 I fucked ure mum while I speedededed past u.
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I dont think you did fella she doesnt live in this country.MUSH...
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Originally Posted by phatford
i have one of dese escorts an everyone said it wont real or sumit, the engine built by yamaha as a race engine den put in da escort sapphire it was well fast but myn seezed after i changed da oyl


after reading your comment on my fiesta thread im worried you may be serious
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so ted, whats the problem here??


WE have no engines DO WE!!

one x cross flow in a westfield will pull a premium twos week before classic ford!


lololol you got love fast and the furious, they are just too good!
Old 18-05-2010, 07:59 PM
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ROFL.....
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Originally Posted by m4tt274
after reading your comment on my fiesta thread im worried you may be serious
you owe me a 10 second car

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just thought of another one...

Did the guy turn around in the westfield and say, dude i almost had you...

To which you reply should of been...

You never had me, you never had your car...

Now me and the mad scientist have got rip apart the block and replace the piston rings you fried!!! crowd goes wild with oh no shit dogg lol

I could do this all day, si and clarke you wana help me out a bit... lol
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A couple of Nissan SR20's would pull a premium one week before race wars.
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lmao loving the quotes chaps lmao esp the xflow before classic ford quote lmao
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