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Old 09-03-2010, 03:41 PM
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What to do in a flight when you have a REALLY ANNOYING passenger sitting next toyou.

1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:
3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;
4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;
5. Access the Internet;
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven:
7. Take a deep breath and open the site:


http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.


Have a good trip.




got this at work today probably an oldie tho..
Old 09-03-2010, 03:46 PM
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Make sure he's looking, then go on Facebook or Passionford and say "Theres a little cnut on the plane next to me, glad soon I'll be bangin 72 virgins"
Old 09-03-2010, 04:02 PM
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haha mint lol!
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thats class
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Can you get the internet on a plane?
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
Can you get the internet on a plane?

yep if your on an internal US virgin flight, wifi acess onboard


Not sure if theres other doing it yet?
Old 09-03-2010, 08:26 PM
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llf thats a good one
Old 09-03-2010, 08:26 PM
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Thats fucking epic!!!

....probably get you banged up right enough, but what a laugh!


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i couldnt comment , i cant get on one lol , last time i did i got the train back from Scotland!!! Love planes tho weird
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Originally Posted by RS Grant
Thats fucking epic!!!

....probably get you banged up right enough, but what a laugh!


Cheers,
Grant
Department of Homeland Security will be waiting for you on any US bound plane .. Thats if they let you fly with laptops in the cabin on US bound planes?

Seen another Version of that but with Arabic Singing in the background ....
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ha ha thats a gd one, you would she them shittin themself lol
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