Has anyone here been tested for STD's?
22-11-2009, 11:04 AM
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Has anyone here been tested for STD's?
Just wanted to start a topic and see what people say.
I dont want to hear from someone whos googled it, just people that have been.
What did the tests consist of etc?
I dont want to hear from someone whos googled it, just people that have been.
What did the tests consist of etc?
22-11-2009, 11:17 AM
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i went, had blood test and urine sample, thats standard. thats it. you only have the dreaded 'umbrella scraping out the japs eye' if you show symptoms, ie, mucas out ya knob.
they look at ya cock a bit too, which is odd, specially as its usually and old woman LMAO
if ya worried, dont be, me and a few mates went for alaugh....~+we were at uni and given our lifestyle choices it seemed wise!
they look at ya cock a bit too, which is odd, specially as its usually and old woman LMAO
if ya worried, dont be, me and a few mates went for alaugh....~+we were at uni and given our lifestyle choices it seemed wise!
22-11-2009, 11:26 AM
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O, I also hjad to have it done again when the GF went on the implant or something like that. wotever it is, thyeve seen it before.
for piece of mind, i see myself as a statistic, nameless person when im there
for piece of mind, i see myself as a statistic, nameless person when im there
22-11-2009, 11:49 AM
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Great cheers guys, made me feel abit more at ease about making an appointment 
I havent ever slept around etc, but im still shit scared to go
I havent ever slept around etc, but im still shit scared to go
22-11-2009, 11:50 AM
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The way I look at it is this:
If you've have any unprotected sex or a lot of partners then you could well be infected...
then you become the person passing it on!
What if you meet the women/man of your dreams and give them a does of somthing?! Its not gonna go well LOL
So get tested - find out - its unlikly you'll need to do anything but if you do its usually a single does of tablets!
Alex
If you've have any unprotected sex or a lot of partners then you could well be infected...
then you become the person passing it on!
What if you meet the women/man of your dreams and give them a does of somthing?! Its not gonna go well LOL
So get tested - find out - its unlikly you'll need to do anything but if you do its usually a single does of tablets!
Alex
22-11-2009, 11:52 AM
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The way I look at it is this:
If you've have any unprotected sex or a lot of partners then you could well be infected...
then you become the person passing it on!
What if you meet the women/man of your dreams and give them a does of somthing?! Its not gonna go well LOL
So get tested - find out - its unlikly you'll need to do anything but if you do its usually a single does of tablets!
Alex
If you've have any unprotected sex or a lot of partners then you could well be infected...
then you become the person passing it on!
What if you meet the women/man of your dreams and give them a does of somthing?! Its not gonna go well LOL
So get tested - find out - its unlikly you'll need to do anything but if you do its usually a single does of tablets!
Alex
22-11-2009, 12:14 PM
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Theres far to much can't be arsed and not my problem attitude in this world.
It takes guts to go get tested - anyone who does is a man (or woman!) and earns repects for thinking about themselves and others!!!
It takes guts to go get tested - anyone who does is a man (or woman!) and earns repects for thinking about themselves and others!!!
22-11-2009, 12:31 PM
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Do they ask you anything, like how many partners you've had and when the last one was etc? id imagine they do that to establish what kind of test(s) you need?
22-11-2009, 12:47 PM
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Been checked out a few times and had no symptoms, just piece of mind as I love dirty whores
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22-11-2009, 12:55 PM
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i was having a slight discharge once after sleeping with some bird and found out she was shagging someone else, went twice to get it checked out the GUM clinics are the best, luckily i was all clear and it was just a slight urine infection or summit, but you are a bit uncomfortable after nothing major though i'v gotta go again soon just for peice of mind
22-11-2009, 12:56 PM
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and have you ever used prositutes but i think thats about all they ask you
22-11-2009, 01:00 PM
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22-11-2009, 01:03 PM
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been checked a few times as it best to know if you have anything so you can get it cleared up. been lucky so far and not had anything.
no point in being embaressed it would be worse if you were passing somthing onto every bird you've been with
no point in being embaressed it would be worse if you were passing somthing onto every bird you've been with
22-11-2009, 01:20 PM
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They are only doing their job and are not judging you personally.
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22-11-2009, 01:23 PM
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My ex told me I needed to get tested after she had been shagging about, had a cotton swab thing down the Japs eye and antibiotics afterwards. Wasn't anything that couldn't be sorted on the day, didn't get any symptoms either to be fair.
Before the test you get asked a few questions, the doc asked me if I'd ever had sex with a man, I said no but was he offering, he didn't find it funny in the slightest.
Big-Dan.
Before the test you get asked a few questions, the doc asked me if I'd ever had sex with a man, I said no but was he offering, he didn't find it funny in the slightest.
Big-Dan.
22-11-2009, 01:31 PM
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I've been tested, and despite going with a lass who had chlamydia (sp?) for the few months we met up for 'special time' together.. I never caught anything and maintained my 100% clean record. 
She only found out that she had something when one of her ex's went to the GUM clinic and submitted her name as a past partner.
A lot of my friends have also been tested, its not a big thing IMO, I'd rather know if I was shooting something wrong since I don't want to be responsible for perpetuating infection.
Cheers,
Grant
She only found out that she had something when one of her ex's went to the GUM clinic and submitted her name as a past partner.A lot of my friends have also been tested, its not a big thing IMO, I'd rather know if I was shooting something wrong since I don't want to be responsible for perpetuating infection.
Cheers,
Grant
22-11-2009, 01:48 PM
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My ex told me I needed to get tested after she had been shagging about, had a cotton swab thing down the Japs eye and antibiotics afterwards. Wasn't anything that couldn't be sorted on the day, didn't get any symptoms either to be fair.
Before the test you get asked a few questions, the doc asked me if I'd ever had sex with a man, I said no but was he offering, he didn't find it funny in the slightest.
Big-Dan.
Before the test you get asked a few questions, the doc asked me if I'd ever had sex with a man, I said no but was he offering, he didn't find it funny in the slightest.
Big-Dan.
i dont think id be in the mood for jokes, just want to get it over and done with and back out the door
22-11-2009, 02:48 PM
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Nah, his tits were too small
Maybe if he'd of got his wallet out, lol.
A well fit bird took my blood sample too, she said "your the first person I've had in today that didn't flich when the needle went in" if only she'd of known I was day dreaming of infecting her with my disease ridden penis
Big-Dan.
Maybe if he'd of got his wallet out, lol.
A well fit bird took my blood sample too, she said "your the first person I've had in today that didn't flich when the needle went in" if only she'd of known I was day dreaming of infecting her with my disease ridden penis
Big-Dan.
22-11-2009, 03:16 PM
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Nah, his tits were too small
Maybe if he'd of got his wallet out, lol.
A well fit bird took my blood sample too, she said "your the first person I've had in today that didn't flich when the needle went in" if only she'd of known I was day dreaming of infecting her with my disease ridden penis
Big-Dan.
Maybe if he'd of got his wallet out, lol.
A well fit bird took my blood sample too, she said "your the first person I've had in today that didn't flich when the needle went in" if only she'd of known I was day dreaming of infecting her with my disease ridden penis
Big-Dan.
Your wrong, so so wrong
No ladys then? i think your all scared to post about it
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22-11-2009, 03:24 PM
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I had checks a few years back for STD's, hepatitis a / b / c, plus the big one AIDS, as doc was convinced I had it, shit me pants time, the only way I could of got it was through a blood transfusion in 1983, when I had over 20 pints(RTA), but should have shown well before now, but some evidence to suggest incubation can be as long as 30 YEARS!!
All clear anyway, it was not seedy at all, don't even need appointment for std clinic just turn up, few bloods taken all was what I had, then 1 or 2 week wait.
tabetha
All clear anyway, it was not seedy at all, don't even need appointment for std clinic just turn up, few bloods taken all was what I had, then 1 or 2 week wait.
tabetha
22-11-2009, 03:34 PM
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I go after every partner and generally discuss it with a new partner.
A girl I know goes even if she only had protected sex.
When I was younger they would stick the umbrella down my nob - that was not nice, but I never had any symptoms - I asked recently and they said they only do it if you show symptoms- confused the fuck out of me.
Now a days they do a piss test, a general look over your meat and veg and offer you a blood test if you want for Syphalis and HIV/AIDS.
I always refused the latter as I was shit scared of needles but have had it done recently for peace of mind - they will also do same day test if you ask for it, but there is criteria you have to meet for that to happen - like when you had unprotected sex as there is an incubation period.
Basically though its better to be safe than sorry and in my opinion would you rather be shagging someone you know is clean and healthy or someone who doesn't know because they're scared of going.
Either way when you go the nurses, male and female, are generally quite sensitve and very respectful of the whole experience.
Just dont try and pull any totty in the waiting room....
A girl I know goes even if she only had protected sex.
When I was younger they would stick the umbrella down my nob - that was not nice, but I never had any symptoms - I asked recently and they said they only do it if you show symptoms- confused the fuck out of me.
Now a days they do a piss test, a general look over your meat and veg and offer you a blood test if you want for Syphalis and HIV/AIDS.
I always refused the latter as I was shit scared of needles but have had it done recently for peace of mind - they will also do same day test if you ask for it, but there is criteria you have to meet for that to happen - like when you had unprotected sex as there is an incubation period.
Basically though its better to be safe than sorry and in my opinion would you rather be shagging someone you know is clean and healthy or someone who doesn't know because they're scared of going.
Either way when you go the nurses, male and female, are generally quite sensitve and very respectful of the whole experience.
Just dont try and pull any totty in the waiting room....
22-11-2009, 03:39 PM
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I go after every partner and generally discuss it with a new partner.
A girl I know goes even if she only had protected sex.
When I was younger they would stick the umbrella down my nob - that was not nice, but I never had any symptoms - I asked recently and they said they only do it if you show symptoms- confused the fuck out of me.
Now a days they do a piss test, a general look over your meat and veg and offer you a blood test if you want for Syphalis and HIV/AIDS.
I always refused the latter as I was shit scared of needles but have had it done recently for peace of mind - they will also do same day test if you ask for it, but there is criteria you have to meet for that to happen - like when you had unprotected sex as there is an incubation period.
Basically though its better to be safe than sorry and in my opinion would you rather be shagging someone you know is clean and healthy or someone who doesn't know because they're scared of going.
Either way when you go the nurses, male and female, are generally quite sensitve and very respectful of the whole experience.
Just dont try and pull any totty in the waiting room....
A girl I know goes even if she only had protected sex.
When I was younger they would stick the umbrella down my nob - that was not nice, but I never had any symptoms - I asked recently and they said they only do it if you show symptoms- confused the fuck out of me.
Now a days they do a piss test, a general look over your meat and veg and offer you a blood test if you want for Syphalis and HIV/AIDS.
I always refused the latter as I was shit scared of needles but have had it done recently for peace of mind - they will also do same day test if you ask for it, but there is criteria you have to meet for that to happen - like when you had unprotected sex as there is an incubation period.
Basically though its better to be safe than sorry and in my opinion would you rather be shagging someone you know is clean and healthy or someone who doesn't know because they're scared of going.
Either way when you go the nurses, male and female, are generally quite sensitve and very respectful of the whole experience.
Just dont try and pull any totty in the waiting room....
Noted
22-11-2009, 03:48 PM
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Know what you mean there. A fit bird in her early 20s was the assistant when I had to whip mine out for some old bloke in the clap clinic. Was thinking dirty thoughts to get a semi but it was useless as I had some old guy holding it. It was the smallest my cock has ever been. It was practically an 'inny', absolute shocker.
22-11-2009, 03:49 PM
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Last time I pitched up there were 2 half tidy birds in there and then I saw em in the car park too lol.
Anyways - just remembered....
Test results tend to be 2 weeks and most operate a no news good news policy.
Last time I pitched up there were 2 half tidy birds in there and then I saw em in the car park too lol.
Anyways - just remembered....
Test results tend to be 2 weeks and most operate a no news good news policy.