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Old 04-11-2009, 01:27 PM
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Default Got A Pigeon In Me Warehouse, How Do I Get Him Out ??

Tried launching things at him but he just goes from one end of the warehouse to the other

If he stay's in here all night the alarm will be going mental
Old 04-11-2009, 01:30 PM
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Or a Tennis racket should shepherd him out.
Old 04-11-2009, 01:36 PM
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ROFL @ Dastardley and Mutley

A tennis racket would be a good idea, it would need to be 35 - 40 ft high
Old 04-11-2009, 01:37 PM
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Get yourself down the local pet shop and buy some bird food.

Leave a trail of it out towards the door.

Pidgeons are a bit gullible when it comes to food so shouldn't be too difficult.

Or, call your local Chinese/Indian/Kebab shop.........lol they'll catch it I bet
Old 04-11-2009, 01:38 PM
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Get your self a air soft and shoot it :P

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Old 04-11-2009, 01:44 PM
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Print this picture of pigeon porn out:



Leave him alone for 5 minutes then light a fag for him and leave it outside for him to go and get.

Guaranteed.
Old 04-11-2009, 01:51 PM
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shoot it
Old 04-11-2009, 01:57 PM
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where are you, could nip over with the air rifle if close
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this is really funny!! i love the way youve tried "launching things at him!" i dont like killing things, but i dont like flying rats either. im thinking shoot it!!!
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Shoo him out.... SHOO.......SHOO


Robo Bird will do it. Flaps and squaks to scare them.

Do you have a falconry place near you ?? They could bring out a warbird to get him going.

Realisticly, just ask him politely to leave, he's over stayed his welcome.

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Old 04-11-2009, 02:10 PM
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shoot it ,full of disease anyway
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There is a man with an air rifle on his way, I don't want the poor pigeon to die, and I'd quite happily let him sleep here the night. We have Rock Radio on and he seems quite happy to take a shit anywhere he pleases
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Helium balloon on a log piece of string, for some reason they are scared of them and will do there best to get away from them.
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They are vermin, the quicker it dies the better.
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Rats with wings. I've been shooting about 3 a day at my work recently.
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In my old work we had a few which used to fly in, one got shot and got put in the Supervisor's son's bag. He never noticed till his bag started jumping around in the early hours of the morning
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get a bird of prey in there after it
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ive got a rat in me kitchen, what am a gonna do?
Old 04-11-2009, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by fuzzy
ive got a rat in me kitchen, what am a gonna do?
Microwave with a Red wine sauce, probably will only serve one tho'.

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Originally Posted by focusv8
Microwave with a Red wine sauce, probably will only serve one tho'.

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Old 04-11-2009, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by fuzzy
ive got a rat in me kitchen, what am a gonna do?

I'm gonna fix that rat that's what I'm gonna do!
Old 04-11-2009, 06:51 PM
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Id go with the bird seed
Old 04-11-2009, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by foreigneRS
get a bird of prey in there after it
how will he get rid of the bird of prey?
Old 04-11-2009, 06:59 PM
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leave the door open, lights off inside some lights on outside
was 1 in my local tesco the other day
Old 04-11-2009, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Paddy


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pmsl

Erm, if you've a large fishing net. Use that, with extended poles.
If you havent' got a fishing net, um. Flap your arms like a bat, pigeons
don't like bats


P.s You've got a rat in your kitchen?
Get a four turtles and you can go catching bad guys
Old 04-11-2009, 07:06 PM
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a lovely bloody head shot! FPS styley... check out FPS DOUG on youtube he's a nutter
Old 04-11-2009, 07:09 PM
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a paslode nail gun used to work for us in the workshop.
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Originally Posted by fuzzy
how will he get rid of the bird of prey?
Put a flock of pidgeons in there they will scare it away..

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Old 04-11-2009, 08:03 PM
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pmsl at the responses!!
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