One dead pigeon and laptop later...
07-07-2004, 02:23 PM
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One dead pigeon and laptop later...
...and I have been given a dunces hat to wear.
Never before in my ten years of sitting at a desk in an IT Department (jesus, it really has been that long) have a spilt owt near owt electrical. That's all gone to pot now. This morning some dudes came by and cleaned our windows that I sit next too. Five minutes ago I was happily supping my can of Diet Coke and lemon (God knows why, it's awful) and I hear a very loud BANG.
There is now a very dead pigeon laying on the window sill and a load of blood and guts on the window facing me. The laptop is covered in coke. I jumped like you WOULDN'T BELIEVE. I'm just thankful I'd just been to the loo! Now I have to call facilities and hope there's a dude with a very long handled broom to get the thing down.
Suicide bomber pigeons. Bloody hell.
... I'm just off to go sit in the corner
Never before in my ten years of sitting at a desk in an IT Department (jesus, it really has been that long) have a spilt owt near owt electrical. That's all gone to pot now. This morning some dudes came by and cleaned our windows that I sit next too. Five minutes ago I was happily supping my can of Diet Coke and lemon (God knows why, it's awful) and I hear a very loud BANG.
There is now a very dead pigeon laying on the window sill and a load of blood and guts on the window facing me. The laptop is covered in coke. I jumped like you WOULDN'T BELIEVE. I'm just thankful I'd just been to the loo! Now I have to call facilities and hope there's a dude with a very long handled broom to get the thing down.
Suicide bomber pigeons. Bloody hell.
... I'm just off to go sit in the corner
07-07-2004, 02:25 PM
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Re: One dead pigeon and laptop later...
Originally Posted by Cola
... I'm just off to go sit in the corner
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07-07-2004, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Thrush
Infact anything related, resembling or thats shares the same name or colour with LEMON's are
as fuck!!!Ain't that right Deano?
07-07-2004, 04:11 PM
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Ahh no bother. It distracts me from the half pigeon half goo thing I have in front of me. Hopefully the high winds will blow it down, onto some unsuspecting copper or traffic warden.
07-07-2004, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Cola
Will you lot stop flirting 
Silvers VP, I canny handle the goldies any more
Silvers VP, I canny handle the goldies any more
Cola, ure losing it..im on the Club's lol some ppl cant touch em for fear of having no throat left lol
07-07-2004, 06:50 PM
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So it jus ploughed into the window and exploded? 
I remember once was in this club, loud as fuck but over all the music there was a sudden massive BANG, and about 20secs later 100s of feathers came flying out the ventalation ducts! The fookin stupid pigeion decides to walk/fly clean into the bloody fan ducts! MUST have been messy....
I remember once was in this club, loud as fuck but over all the music there was a sudden massive BANG, and about 20secs later 100s of feathers came flying out the ventalation ducts! The fookin stupid pigeion decides to walk/fly clean into the bloody fan ducts! MUST have been messy....
08-07-2004, 09:08 AM
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VP: Aug 28th, all is welcome. Come down! 
McB: Facto. Now on the Sprite
Steve: Ew that is GROSS!
Pigeon has disappeared today. Probably due to the high winds!
McB: Facto. Now on the Sprite
Steve: Ew that is GROSS!
Pigeon has disappeared today. Probably due to the high winds!
08-07-2004, 09:33 AM
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lol @ Steve. Hopefully the same scroate who asks me EVERY DAY for a fiver so he can get back to Scunthorpe. He could at least change his excuse every now and then!
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