Pigeon - WANTED dead or alive!!
15-08-2005, 04:01 PM
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Pigeon - WANTED dead or alive!!
I was having quite a good time weaving through the lanes this morning on my way home, and 1/2 mile from home at just over a tonne a pigeon in the road decides to take off and try to fly away from me but flew into my windscreen and yes, finished the screen. 
Could I ask anybody in the somerset area who see's a pigeon flying about with a seriously red ass to shoot it
Cheers, Steve
Could I ask anybody in the somerset area who see's a pigeon flying about with a seriously red ass to shoot it
Cheers, Steve
15-08-2005, 04:20 PM
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You how the fuckers stand in the road as you coming towards them and then move out the way at the very last minute?
Well once in the 3dr I was pootling real slow down the high street in 1st gear on a sunday afternoon and there was a couple of the fuckers in the road as ever, decided to scare em out the way with a boot of the throttle...
Their reactions might be good for normal cars, but wasnt fast enough for a 30psi stripped out 3dr
1 cloud of feathers later and the girl with me didnt speak to me for about a week
Didnt think id hit em, 1st time ive seen em not manage to jump out the way
Well once in the 3dr I was pootling real slow down the high street in 1st gear on a sunday afternoon and there was a couple of the fuckers in the road as ever, decided to scare em out the way with a boot of the throttle...
Their reactions might be good for normal cars, but wasnt fast enough for a 30psi stripped out 3dr
1 cloud of feathers later and the girl with me didnt speak to me for about a week
Didnt think id hit em, 1st time ive seen em not manage to jump out the way
15-08-2005, 04:24 PM
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was drivin down a hill in my slammed fez one nevenin and there were a few ofem in the road one of just stared at me while i drove at it next thing i knew there was some noise under the car and i lookedbehind and saw this pidgeon bouncin down the road behind me lookin very twisted up lol,.
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15-08-2005, 04:26 PM
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15-08-2005, 04:37 PM
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Ł88.50 bird that was. I reckon it was a homing pigeon cause its dead centre aint it!!
That happened at 6:20am on me way home from work, phoned the people at 8:30 and by 2:30 I had a new screen. Pretty swift work I think
That happened at 6:20am on me way home from work, phoned the people at 8:30 and by 2:30 I had a new screen. Pretty swift work I think
15-08-2005, 05:48 PM
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15-08-2005, 06:11 PM
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I had one in the village where i live, just stood i the middle of the road, i was not even doing 20mph and the fooker didnt move so i aimed at it so it went between the wheels and the fooker flew under the back wheels, there was a very small explosion as the fooker went "bang" and loads of feathers all over, it was a twin wheeler recovery truck with a car on the back, needless to say it didnt suffer any pain
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