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Old 26-09-2009, 12:51 PM
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AFPMSL. Read this......

"A Charlotte NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires."

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous, however; the judge stated that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART. After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced him to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine. This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest."

Old 26-09-2009, 12:59 PM
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pmsl only in America, Thats stupid enough to be true.

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Love the addition of "this is a true story" and the made up award at the end.

What a load of bollocks
Old 26-09-2009, 01:04 PM
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pmsl that cant be true
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Originally Posted by RS 5tu
pmsl only in America, Thats stupid enough to be true.
No mate, anywhere on the internet that gullable people believe utter nonsense
Old 26-09-2009, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest."


This was a true story and winning awards on the internet a few years ago now!
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Originally Posted by Lambchop
This was a true story and winning awards on the internet a few years ago now!
This myth predates the internet and goes back to the 1960s actually mate.

Snopes link:
http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/cigarson.asp

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http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blcigar.htm

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/lawyer-cigar-arson.shtml

http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/cigarson.asp



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Old 26-09-2009, 01:58 PM
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how would they be able to do him for arson when they have actually paid out in the first place and not filed it as a counter claim?

doesn't work
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Originally Posted by dojj
how would they be able to do him for arson when they have actually paid out in the first place and not filed it as a counter claim?

doesn't work
Dojj, get with it. It's already been established that it's about the oldest Urban myth in existence.

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Good joke though in its original 1965 context
Old 26-09-2009, 02:19 PM
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what...? even older than the sand through the audi inlet story?
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Dojj, get with it. It's already been established that it's about the oldest Urban myth in existence.

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you are going to have to start marking your posts with a <NSFD> in the title then
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Originally Posted by Chip
Love the addition of "this is a true story" and the made up award at the end.

What a load of bollocks
Yeah I've made up true stories, and this sounds like bollocks
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But you could believe some yank doing it
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Originally Posted by TurboShed
Yeah I've made up true stories, and this sounds like bollocks
was this one of them true stories then?

and when will jordan's name get dragged into the topic
Old 26-09-2009, 10:23 PM
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LMAO!!!!!!!

superb thanks for that C&B
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