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31-08-2009, 07:42 PM
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Picked up a Hitch hiker up today
Hi all.
To those of you that may have not long eaten of just a bit whippy, dont read any more.
We all seen at least someone on the roads with a pigeon or other small birds stuffed in the front grill of thier car. I once see a van driving with a fesent stuck to the front of the van.
On the way home form my girlfriends I hit some else road kill, but a my car a stupidly low and I'v got a broken hanger on the exhuast.
The hanger when throught the poor lil Hedgehog, and gave him a good cooking over the some 20miles home.
After pulling into the drive got out and having a fag and i could smell something nasty, thought i had cooked a clutch a lil shunting into the drive, wasnt till my dad kindly pointed it out!
Now for the getting off! bright Idea, thought I'd go for a drive round town over all the speedbumps I normaly aviod. Did my idea work?.... er f**King! Barely hit the back on any of these speedbumps! B****X!
Plan number 2! one of Dads long ass garden canes! and after gagging too many times at the smell of Xday old dead hedgehog well cooked!
Sorry everyone had to share this! XXX hope one was eating a reading!
To those of you that may have not long eaten of just a bit whippy, dont read any more.
We all seen at least someone on the roads with a pigeon or other small birds stuffed in the front grill of thier car. I once see a van driving with a fesent stuck to the front of the van.
On the way home form my girlfriends I hit some else road kill, but a my car a stupidly low and I'v got a broken hanger on the exhuast.
The hanger when throught the poor lil Hedgehog, and gave him a good cooking over the some 20miles home.
After pulling into the drive got out and having a fag and i could smell something nasty, thought i had cooked a clutch a lil shunting into the drive, wasnt till my dad kindly pointed it out!
Now for the getting off! bright Idea, thought I'd go for a drive round town over all the speedbumps I normaly aviod. Did my idea work?.... er f**King! Barely hit the back on any of these speedbumps! B****X!
Plan number 2! one of Dads long ass garden canes! and after gagging too many times at the smell of Xday old dead hedgehog well cooked!
Sorry everyone had to share this! XXX hope one was eating a reading!
31-08-2009, 07:49 PM
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Pirate Speak any easier?
Ahoy, hi all.
T' those o' you that may have not long eaten o' just a bit whippy, dont read any more.
We all seen at least someone on the roads with a pigeon or other small birds stuffed in the front grill o' thier car. I once see a van dri'in' with a fesent stuck t' the front o' the 'an.
On the way home form my girlfriends Me hit some else road maroon on the next patch o' desolate hell we see', but a my car a stupidly low and I'v got a broken hanger on the exhuast.
The hanger when throught the poor lil Hedgehog, and ga'e a good cookin' o'er the some 20miles home.
After pullin' int' the dri'e got out and ha'in' a fag and me could smell somethin' nasty, thought me had cooked a clutch a lil shuntin' int' the dri'e, wasnt till my dad kindly pointed it out!
Now for the gettin' off, shiver me timbers! bright Idea, thought I'd go for a dri'e round town o'er all the speedbumps Me normaly a'iod. Did my idea work?.... er f**Kin', shiver me timbers! Barely hit the back on any o' these speedbumps, shiver me timbers! B****x!
Plan number 2, shiver me timbers! one o' Dads long ass garden canes, shiver me timbers! and after gaggin' too many times at the smell o' Xday old dead hedgehog well cooked!
Sorry e'eryone had t' share this, shiver me timbers! Xxx hope one was eatin' a readin'
Ahoy, hi all.
T' those o' you that may have not long eaten o' just a bit whippy, dont read any more.
We all seen at least someone on the roads with a pigeon or other small birds stuffed in the front grill o' thier car. I once see a van dri'in' with a fesent stuck t' the front o' the 'an.
On the way home form my girlfriends Me hit some else road maroon on the next patch o' desolate hell we see', but a my car a stupidly low and I'v got a broken hanger on the exhuast.
The hanger when throught the poor lil Hedgehog, and ga'e a good cookin' o'er the some 20miles home.
After pullin' int' the dri'e got out and ha'in' a fag and me could smell somethin' nasty, thought me had cooked a clutch a lil shuntin' int' the dri'e, wasnt till my dad kindly pointed it out!
Now for the gettin' off, shiver me timbers! bright Idea, thought I'd go for a dri'e round town o'er all the speedbumps Me normaly a'iod. Did my idea work?.... er f**Kin', shiver me timbers! Barely hit the back on any o' these speedbumps, shiver me timbers! B****x!
Plan number 2, shiver me timbers! one o' Dads long ass garden canes, shiver me timbers! and after gaggin' too many times at the smell o' Xday old dead hedgehog well cooked!
Sorry e'eryone had t' share this, shiver me timbers! Xxx hope one was eatin' a readin'
31-08-2009, 07:50 PM
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I get what ya saying!!. It must of stunk a cooked hedgehog
but what the hell does this mean?
"To those of you that may have not long eaten of just a bit whippy"
but what the hell does this mean?
"To those of you that may have not long eaten of just a bit whippy"
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31-08-2009, 07:57 PM
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31-08-2009, 08:05 PM
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Pirate Speak any easier?
Ahoy, hi all.
T' those o' you that may have not long eaten o' just a bit whippy, dont read any more.
We all seen at least someone on the roads with a pigeon or other small birds stuffed in the front grill o' thier car. I once see a van dri'in' with a fesent stuck t' the front o' the 'an.
On the way home form my girlfriends Me hit some else road maroon on the next patch o' desolate hell we see', but a my car a stupidly low and I'v got a broken hanger on the exhuast.
The hanger when throught the poor lil Hedgehog, and ga'e a good cookin' o'er the some 20miles home.
After pullin' int' the dri'e got out and ha'in' a fag and me could smell somethin' nasty, thought me had cooked a clutch a lil shuntin' int' the dri'e, wasnt till my dad kindly pointed it out!
Now for the gettin' off, shiver me timbers! bright Idea, thought I'd go for a dri'e round town o'er all the speedbumps Me normaly a'iod. Did my idea work?.... er f**Kin', shiver me timbers! Barely hit the back on any o' these speedbumps, shiver me timbers! B****x!
Plan number 2, shiver me timbers! one o' Dads long ass garden canes, shiver me timbers! and after gaggin' too many times at the smell o' Xday old dead hedgehog well cooked!
Sorry e'eryone had t' share this, shiver me timbers! Xxx hope one was eatin' a readin'
Ahoy, hi all.
T' those o' you that may have not long eaten o' just a bit whippy, dont read any more.
We all seen at least someone on the roads with a pigeon or other small birds stuffed in the front grill o' thier car. I once see a van dri'in' with a fesent stuck t' the front o' the 'an.
On the way home form my girlfriends Me hit some else road maroon on the next patch o' desolate hell we see', but a my car a stupidly low and I'v got a broken hanger on the exhuast.
The hanger when throught the poor lil Hedgehog, and ga'e a good cookin' o'er the some 20miles home.
After pullin' int' the dri'e got out and ha'in' a fag and me could smell somethin' nasty, thought me had cooked a clutch a lil shuntin' int' the dri'e, wasnt till my dad kindly pointed it out!
Now for the gettin' off, shiver me timbers! bright Idea, thought I'd go for a dri'e round town o'er all the speedbumps Me normaly a'iod. Did my idea work?.... er f**Kin', shiver me timbers! Barely hit the back on any o' these speedbumps, shiver me timbers! B****x!
Plan number 2, shiver me timbers! one o' Dads long ass garden canes, shiver me timbers! and after gaggin' too many times at the smell o' Xday old dead hedgehog well cooked!
Sorry e'eryone had t' share this, shiver me timbers! Xxx hope one was eatin' a readin'
31-08-2009, 08:09 PM
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See my Gf is always helping me out, when I'm not with her I cant txt her to ask her how to spell words. so the next best thing is GOOGLE! and can be very very funny!
31-08-2009, 08:19 PM
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Ahoy, hi all.
T' those o' you that may have not long eaten o' just a bit whippy, dont read any more.
We all seen at least someone on the roads with a pigeon or other small birds stuffed in the front grill o' thier car. I once see a van dri'in' with a fesent stuck t' the front o' the 'an.
On the way home form my girlfriends Me hit some else road maroon on the next patch o' desolate hell we see', but a my car a stupidly low and I'v got a broken hanger on the exhuast.
The hanger when throught the poor lil Hedgehog, and ga'e a good cookin' o'er the some 20miles home.
After pullin' int' the dri'e got out and ha'in' a fag and me could smell somethin' nasty, thought me had cooked a clutch a lil shuntin' int' the dri'e, wasnt till my dad kindly pointed it out!
Now for the gettin' off, shiver me timbers! bright Idea, thought I'd go for a dri'e round town o'er all the speedbumps Me normaly a'iod. Did my idea work?.... er f**Kin', shiver me timbers! Barely hit the back on any o' these speedbumps, shiver me timbers! B****x!
Plan number 2, shiver me timbers! one o' Dads long ass garden canes, shiver me timbers! and after gaggin' too many times at the smell o' Xday old dead hedgehog well cooked!
Sorry e'eryone had t' share this, shiver me timbers! Xxx hope one was eatin' a readin'
Ahoy, hi all.
T' those o' you that may have not long eaten o' just a bit whippy, dont read any more.
We all seen at least someone on the roads with a pigeon or other small birds stuffed in the front grill o' thier car. I once see a van dri'in' with a fesent stuck t' the front o' the 'an.
On the way home form my girlfriends Me hit some else road maroon on the next patch o' desolate hell we see', but a my car a stupidly low and I'v got a broken hanger on the exhuast.
The hanger when throught the poor lil Hedgehog, and ga'e a good cookin' o'er the some 20miles home.
After pullin' int' the dri'e got out and ha'in' a fag and me could smell somethin' nasty, thought me had cooked a clutch a lil shuntin' int' the dri'e, wasnt till my dad kindly pointed it out!
Now for the gettin' off, shiver me timbers! bright Idea, thought I'd go for a dri'e round town o'er all the speedbumps Me normaly a'iod. Did my idea work?.... er f**Kin', shiver me timbers! Barely hit the back on any o' these speedbumps, shiver me timbers! B****x!
Plan number 2, shiver me timbers! one o' Dads long ass garden canes, shiver me timbers! and after gaggin' too many times at the smell o' Xday old dead hedgehog well cooked!
Sorry e'eryone had t' share this, shiver me timbers! Xxx hope one was eatin' a readin'
LMFAO Very good mate. You must have even more time on your hands than me! Pirate speak indeed lol!
31-08-2009, 08:31 PM
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Also google cant help with grammer and knowing if things make sence!lol
31-08-2009, 08:32 PM
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http://www.iespell.com/
Install that mate - assuming your using internet explorer
Right click after your post then check spelling
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Install that mate - assuming your using internet explorer
Right click after your post then check spelling
Happy Days
31-08-2009, 08:36 PM
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http://www.iespell.com/
Install that mate - assuming your using internet explorer
Right click after your post then check spelling
Happy Days
Install that mate - assuming your using internet explorer
Right click after your post then check spelling
Happy Days
31-08-2009, 08:47 PM
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Hi all.
To those of you that may have not long eaten of just a bit whippy, dont read any more.
We all seen at least someone on the roads with a pigeon or other small birds stuffed in the front grill of thier car. I once see a van driving with a fesent stuck to the front of the van.
On the way home form my girlfriends I hit some else road kill, but a my car a stupidly low and I'v got a broken hanger on the exhuast.
The hanger when throught the poor lil Hedgehog, and gave him a good cooking over the some 20miles home.
After pulling into the drive got out and having a fag and i could smell something nasty, thought i had cooked a clutch a lil shunting into the drive, wasnt till my dad kindly pointed it out!
Now for the getting off! bright Idea, thought I'd go for a drive round town over all the speedbumps I normaly aviod. Did my idea work?.... er f**King! Barely hit the back on any of these speedbumps! B****X!
Plan number 2! one of Dads long ass garden canes! and after gagging too many times at the smell of Xday old dead hedgehog well cooked!
Sorry everyone had to share this! XXX hope one was eating a reading!
To those of you that may have not long eaten of just a bit whippy, dont read any more.
We all seen at least someone on the roads with a pigeon or other small birds stuffed in the front grill of thier car. I once see a van driving with a fesent stuck to the front of the van.
On the way home form my girlfriends I hit some else road kill, but a my car a stupidly low and I'v got a broken hanger on the exhuast.
The hanger when throught the poor lil Hedgehog, and gave him a good cooking over the some 20miles home.
After pulling into the drive got out and having a fag and i could smell something nasty, thought i had cooked a clutch a lil shunting into the drive, wasnt till my dad kindly pointed it out!
Now for the getting off! bright Idea, thought I'd go for a drive round town over all the speedbumps I normaly aviod. Did my idea work?.... er f**King! Barely hit the back on any of these speedbumps! B****X!
Plan number 2! one of Dads long ass garden canes! and after gagging too many times at the smell of Xday old dead hedgehog well cooked!
Sorry everyone had to share this! XXX hope one was eating a reading!
Reading that has just wasted 3 minutes of my life
Thought you had picked up a leggy blonde hitch hicker, DOH
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31-08-2009, 08:49 PM
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i've got a pigeon stuck on the oil cooler in the front of my mondeo - that smells great after a nice road trip back from plymouth so i can imagine what the hedgehog must smell like
31-08-2009, 09:03 PM
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2 If it had been a leggy blonde, what did you want a short porn story?
I never pick up a hitch hiker, leggy blonde or not! free loader or some nut job that wants to eat me! or worse some lil pikey wanting to have your car off you.
31-08-2009, 09:12 PM
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Still be a fucking bad smell cooked Flying-Rat, also guess you oil cooler maybe hotter that my back box.
31-08-2009, 09:18 PM
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poor imitations - there is only one roadkill story you need to read
https://passionford.com/forum/genera...ford-fair.html
https://passionford.com/forum/genera...ford-fair.html
First time I'v seen that thead
31-08-2009, 09:24 PM
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31-08-2009, 09:36 PM
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31-08-2009, 09:52 PM
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the little bastard is still in there 
02-09-2009, 11:46 AM
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funnily enough only last week i hit a flock of pigeons and had one stuck in the grill on my c4 vts. i just left it there and a fox kindly removed it for me but i do have a pic if anyone wants to dee it
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