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Old 05-08-2007, 07:24 PM
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Yes
we picked up a hitchhiker on the way to fordfair
a deer
12" of dead red deer does not fit under a crossmember 4" off the ground
the smell of it burnng on the exhaust had us gagging









it was all down the underside, e.g. on the gearbox and axle



As we speak 6 of the local cats are performing a clean-up operation
they are clawing down the meat with their little paws. one is doing the gearbox
I thought the chickens would have eaten the meat but the cats beat them to it
Old 05-08-2007, 07:26 PM
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oh dear !!!!
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Originally Posted by cozzie_dave1
oh dear !!!!
Old 05-08-2007, 07:27 PM
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or oh deer
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FPMSL saw the "Free Food" in front of the trolley jack
Old 05-08-2007, 07:28 PM
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lucky it never damaged the body/paintwork.

not nice to clean that out,probably stink soon too
Old 05-08-2007, 07:31 PM
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lol thats fucking nasty shit under your car
Old 05-08-2007, 07:32 PM
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I'm sure you can see its head in the 4th pick down. been lucky it didn't do any damage mate. its just sick!
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bet you just wanted to on the way up
Old 05-08-2007, 07:32 PM
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is that the cortina with the cossie lump in? was in max power many years ago? if so class sleeper
Old 05-08-2007, 07:40 PM
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yes it was cheers
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fuckin class stu
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Never a boring trip in the Goonybus mate
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looked better than the burger that i had
Old 05-08-2007, 08:28 PM
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it looks like the burger i had for 6fuckin quid
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Old 05-08-2007, 09:20 PM
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found this a quite amusing scene at half 9 on a sunday morning
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Yes i got a pic of your road kill on my camera!
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well it looked a rather more apetising siight than a shoddy little burger costing the same price as a small house haha
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QUICK!

get the lacqure out!!

Thats priceless!!

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At least the deer didn't suffer.
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Originally Posted by pig
it looks like the burger i had for 6fuckin quid
agreed there, mine was cold. least this dear would have been warmed by the yb lump lol
Old 05-08-2007, 11:13 PM
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Default Re: hit a deer on the way to ford fair

Originally Posted by the original
Yes
we picked up a hitchhiker on the way to fordfair
a deer
12" of dead red deer does not fit under a crossmember 4" off the ground
the smell of it burnng on the exhaust had us gagging









it was all down the underside, e.g. on the gearbox and axle



As we speak 6 of the local cats are performing a clean-up operation
they are clawing down the meat with their little paws. one is doing the gearbox
I thought the chickens would have eaten the meat but the cats beat them to it
pmsl at that but thats extremely annoying
Old 05-08-2007, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by foreigneRS
looked better than the burger that i had
You beat me to it!

LOL

That is a grim looking carcass!
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Originally Posted by AlexF
QUICK!

get the lacqure out!!

Thats priceless!!

good idea
but the puke we lacquered onto the roof in germany has now gone black and all the mushrooms have shrivelled up in the sun
Old 06-08-2007, 06:35 AM
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You'll have to get the polish out now.
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Old 06-08-2007, 06:49 AM
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And cossie helen didnt want it when i said to here
could put it on the BBQ
what is wrong with vile ?
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Originally Posted by tabetha
You'll have to get the polish out now.
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where were you hiding yesterday Tabetha?
Old 06-08-2007, 12:36 PM
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RS500/364 veal is baby cow, you're thinking of venison

the original i just bought this month's retro ford magazine - brilliant feature on the goony
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hit a deer on the way to ford fair
How do you know it was on its way to ford fair? did it have a ticket?
Old 06-08-2007, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by dave cos4x4


lucky it never damaged the body/paintwork.


In all seriousness though, it's not nice hitting deer, i've hit two of the cunts now!
Old 06-08-2007, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
hit a deer on the way to ford fair
How do you know it was on its way to ford fair? did it have a ticket?
Old 06-08-2007, 12:51 PM
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err thats nasty



Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
hit a deer on the way to ford fair
How do you know it was on its way to ford fair? did it have a ticket?
Old 06-08-2007, 12:54 PM
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That's rank.
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
hit a deer on the way to ford fair
How do you know it was on its way to ford fair? did it have a ticket?
cos it was female, minging and showing too much flesh
Old 06-08-2007, 02:03 PM
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thats mad!
Old 06-08-2007, 02:32 PM
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ooo just remembered i ran over something on the way home.

not sure what think it may have been a badger.
Old 06-08-2007, 02:40 PM
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you should make yourself a new sig out of it with "FORD FAIR 2007" accross it
Old 11-08-2007, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by James
ooo just remembered i ran over something on the way home.

not sure what think it may have been a badger
.
Alan s1 posting i have hit a badger in the past ,
If it was one you hit your know about it there hard fucking things i fort i hit a fcuking great brick in the road


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