If its war they want.........
06-08-2009, 12:39 AM
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If its war they want.........
Its war they get!!!
Went out just before 6 tonight for some training getting back at just after 8 to find someone has broken into my garage!!!
They came over the gate impaling them selves on the spikes before smashing the side window of the garage.
Close up you can see blood and flakes of skin on the spikes
and theres a few drops of blood on ground!!
They then smashed the garage side window, setting off the garage alarm doing so which seems to have put them off as theyve only reached enough into the garage between the window bars to touch the roof and leave drips of blood on side of my car:
Im thinking they were drunk as they have dumped a beer can in the garden too:
Either that or it was thrown over the wall by coincidence in the same period i was out.
Ive reported it to police who im actually quite surprised at turned up with SOCO to swab and check for prints!! Cant fault them for that and quite frankly im surprised they bothered as in past break ins in previous places ive lived at, ive just had crime number!!!
So now ive blocked the window completely from the inside now with wooden planks nailed into window frame and metal strip into the brick work so they cant get in by removing the window frame either!!! fucking cunts!! that window was useful for light when working on car!! obviously i cant have even that "luxury" where i live!!!!
Now several houses in our area have been done last couple of days (photos to follow!!) so im wondering if its a crime spree and theyll be back???
So time to up the anti again!! the spikes have been repaired and im going to source barbed wire.
Is the single wire adequate or shall i go the whole hog with concertina rolled wire??
What id really like to do is find out who it is and where they live so i can sort them out. Im sure being criminal cunts, they will "report" on to thier car thief mates that theres a nice motor at that address so i need to give them an incentive to fuck off somewhere else!!
Preferably a dose of pain, maybe then somewhere in their retarded brains a little synapse will fire and show them the link between nicking stuff and a beating!!! I doubt they would learn though as i suspect their attitude will be that Im the scum for daring to make thieving hard for them. But even if they wont change, it will make me feel better getting payback!!!
Went out just before 6 tonight for some training getting back at just after 8 to find someone has broken into my garage!!!
They came over the gate impaling them selves on the spikes before smashing the side window of the garage.
Close up you can see blood and flakes of skin on the spikes
and theres a few drops of blood on ground!!They then smashed the garage side window, setting off the garage alarm doing so which seems to have put them off as theyve only reached enough into the garage between the window bars to touch the roof and leave drips of blood on side of my car:
Im thinking they were drunk as they have dumped a beer can in the garden too:
Either that or it was thrown over the wall by coincidence in the same period i was out.
Ive reported it to police who im actually quite surprised at turned up with SOCO to swab and check for prints!!
Cant fault them for that and quite frankly im surprised they bothered as in past break ins in previous places ive lived at, ive just had crime number!!!So now ive blocked the window completely from the inside now with wooden planks nailed into window frame and metal strip into the brick work so they cant get in by removing the window frame either!!! fucking cunts!! that window was useful for light when working on car!! obviously i cant have even that "luxury" where i live!!!!
Now several houses in our area have been done last couple of days (photos to follow!!) so im wondering if its a crime spree and theyll be back???
So time to up the anti again!! the spikes have been repaired and im going to source barbed wire.
Is the single wire adequate or shall i go the whole hog with concertina rolled wire??
What id really like to do is find out who it is and where they live so i can sort them out. Im sure being criminal cunts, they will "report" on to thier car thief mates that theres a nice motor at that address so i need to give them an incentive to fuck off somewhere else!!
Preferably a dose of pain, maybe then somewhere in their retarded brains a little synapse will fire and show them the link between nicking stuff and a beating!!! I doubt they would learn though as i suspect their attitude will be that Im the scum for daring to make thieving hard for them. But even if they wont change, it will make me feel better getting payback!!!
06-08-2009, 12:51 AM
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I cant do the live electric wire as ive considered it!! the wall opposite my garage window borders a public path and it wont take long for some drunk to try and take a shortcut over the wall into the housing estate and getting zapped. A dead body will attract the police where as drunks climbing a wall who get cut up usually dont remember in the morning or if they do, quietly think what a muppet they were to climb over spikes when hammered!!! So i can get away with sharp spikey things but i doubt i could get away with live electric for long.
06-08-2009, 12:55 AM
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Just remember mate, if you put up barbed wire and they injure themselves, they can sue you. It takes the piss big time that these no-good little twunts can f'k about on your premises without your permission yet they can still do you for it should they get injured. Surprised soco came out, they're usually lazy f'kers !
06-08-2009, 12:59 AM
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If they want to sue me for personal injury i will raise a counter claim for emotional trauma and go sick from work for stress and anxiety suing them for loss of earnings and psychological damage. 
This is why i want to find where they live. They cant sue me if they are in a coma or if they died when thier house mysteriously caught fire. They shouldnt upset thier drug dealer friends should they, or thats the "plausable reason" for thier death. Them being found floating face down in a canal would also be welcome.
This is why i want to find where they live. They cant sue me if they are in a coma or if they died when thier house mysteriously caught fire. They shouldnt upset thier drug dealer friends should they, or thats the "plausable reason" for thier death. Them being found floating face down in a canal would also be welcome.
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06-08-2009, 02:27 AM
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well it seems the crime spree theory is correct.
nieghbours shed door:
theyve pulled someones newish garage door off and trashed the contents too and kicked in someones back gate into little bits of wood!!! will photo them in morning.
nieghbours shed door:
theyve pulled someones newish garage door off and trashed the contents too and kicked in someones back gate into little bits of wood!!! will photo them in morning.
06-08-2009, 02:34 AM
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That daily mail article applies for council land not privately owned property. And that legal link clearly says the scum cant sue if convicted of the crime committed while they got injured unless they get special permission off the courts.
06-08-2009, 02:37 AM
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06-08-2009, 03:17 AM
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You aint wrong there mate my misses had her car broke into the kid smashed the window tryed to rip the cd player out making a mess of the dash in the process the police caught the little fucker (as he left prints EVERYWHERE! and was well known to them) when i asked them if i would get compensated by him for the window i had to pay to replace the police told me no because he aint got a job
so it wouldn't surprise me if they told you the same about getting your window replace and all he got was a police caution
06-08-2009, 06:25 AM
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Get some barbed hooks up mate! Once they are impaled it would make a right fucking mess trying to get off, and might even keep them there long enough for you to find them. Would a set of window bars be an alternative to the board? Non combustable and would let the light in.
06-08-2009, 06:37 AM
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Warren, as stated mate, razor wire is the way forward here, but you'll need a couple mates to help you put it up, otherwise you'll end up sliced to fuk too, no matter how careful you are.
Oh, and any time you want help with that ''canal'' work..........I'm sure me and a few others ( prob the Scottish lads ) would gladly help out with that.
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Oh, and any time you want help with that ''canal'' work..........I'm sure me and a few others ( prob the Scottish lads ) would gladly help out with that.
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06-08-2009, 07:50 AM
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tbh it seems like a challenge to them. . Every scroat will want a go
I had a load of shit off the natives round here when we moved in. Didnt last long pm for details
I had a load of shit off the natives round here when we moved in. Didnt last long pm for details
06-08-2009, 09:05 AM
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06-08-2009, 09:11 AM
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Hey warren hammer loads of 3"nails in to planks of wood,put them under the fence that the can jump over,then let the grass grow a little,whilst your there spread a little dog crap on to the points of the nails,then you wait
06-08-2009, 09:40 AM
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I was just thinking "man thats got to be a stress" then AJ lightens the thread. Nice one mate made me laugh BIG time
p.s Warren hope you get it sorted AND without having to dig in overnight in your garden.
p.s Warren hope you get it sorted AND without having to dig in overnight in your garden.
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06-08-2009, 10:14 AM
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what about a motion detecting halogen light that can only be activated once someone gets over your wall then you know when they are attempting to get in and you can take action!
06-08-2009, 10:14 AM
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The problem then is even with a camera im relying on them not wearing a hoodie or similar to get a chance of identification!! and even then if its covert or doesnt have the required by law "namby pamby data protection" signs up then it wont stand up in court.
Plus a random face is no good to me unless i can put a name to it!!
I dont think they will randomly set fire to the wood
06-08-2009, 10:17 AM
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catch 22 really!!
06-08-2009, 10:26 AM
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I dont know where gulf war syndrome comes into it - the glass is clearly broken - its not a figment of my imagination
The A team and murdock comment erm yeah youve got me there!!
We should have a "pf team" going round sorting out criminal goons and chav cunts committing these crimes!!
The A team and murdock comment erm yeah youve got me there!!
We should have a "pf team" going round sorting out criminal goons and chav cunts committing these crimes!!
06-08-2009, 10:36 AM
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06-08-2009, 11:12 AM
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well its not just my place theyve done, theyve done a few places in our "block".
Trashed this garage:
Stoved in this gate:
And kicked in someones shed door:
Ive done a full inventory of stuff in the garage and it appears they have nicked a can of WD40, a Ł4.99 extendy wheel wrench and a Ł0.99p domed night lamp i used for night work.
These bits were on the roof of the car so within arms length of the window!!
Im thinking they just nicked them for spite really.
Getting window fixed for Ł20.
Trashed this garage:
Stoved in this gate:
And kicked in someones shed door:
Ive done a full inventory of stuff in the garage and it appears they have nicked a can of WD40, a Ł4.99 extendy wheel wrench and a Ł0.99p domed night lamp i used for night work.
These bits were on the roof of the car so within arms length of the window!!
Im thinking they just nicked them for spite really.
Getting window fixed for Ł20.
06-08-2009, 11:19 AM
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heard a belter of a trap today.fishing hooks hanging at head and shoulder height from your garage roof by nylon fishing line.if they get into your garage they have committed the crime of breaking and entering so you should be ok with the police.when they walk into the hooks in the dark they become snagged,then the more they freak out and thrash about the more snagged they get.when you hear all the commotion you can come down and do what you like to them.remember to post up pics if you do this!
06-08-2009, 11:30 AM
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i wouldn't use cctv for court matey only for my own use,its surprising what cameras look like these days,if your a pro you have a small camera in somthing like unsuspecting that catches them.
ever seen a camera in a teddy bear ??? i have. ever seen a camera in a clock ??? get the picture ?.
the thing is your area looks like they are so well out of it they won't care about harming themselves or getting caught cos they are on dope,the only thing they will understand is a violent kicking.
ever seen a camera in a teddy bear ??? i have. ever seen a camera in a clock ??? get the picture ?.
the thing is your area looks like they are so well out of it they won't care about harming themselves or getting caught cos they are on dope,the only thing they will understand is a violent kicking.
06-08-2009, 12:31 PM
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Use both barbed and razor wire, run barbed through middle of the razor. also use anti climb paint on top of the wall. Wire electric fence pointing 45 degrees off the top of the wall your side. I think if you put signs up on the public side warning of the danger (minus leccy fence) you'll be covered if the t**ts injure themselves.
06-08-2009, 12:44 PM
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Been there and got the t-shirt quite a few years ago now. The 'problem' you have is the more difficult you make it for them, the more determined they will be. The word gets round and it will become a challenge for them. But it can work out good fun for either side really, although a bit of hassle.
It started to become a bit predictable for us, and was happening every month or so. They even struggled to get past the first stage, let alone, stage 2, 3, 4, 5 and got no where near bully's special prize waiting at the finish line for them.
Best thing to do here, is to leave the window as it is, and leave the garage door unlocked. Use a couple of silent alarms and have your weapon of choice ready and waiting. I have chased some on many occassions and caught one once, and could have got a few more on a couple of occassions but its often better and easier to see them laying bricks as you chase them.
Touch wood we havnt had any trouble for a good few years now.
It started to become a bit predictable for us, and was happening every month or so. They even struggled to get past the first stage, let alone, stage 2, 3, 4, 5 and got no where near bully's special prize waiting at the finish line for them.
Best thing to do here, is to leave the window as it is, and leave the garage door unlocked. Use a couple of silent alarms and have your weapon of choice ready and waiting. I have chased some on many occassions and caught one once, and could have got a few more on a couple of occassions but its often better and easier to see them laying bricks as you chase them.
Touch wood we havnt had any trouble for a good few years now.
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