Have you ever wanted to SMASH your boss' face in
31-07-2009, 05:41 AM
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HAHA, I think ill try this
the strange thing is though, he dosent drink any beverages. He only drinks creatine and protein shakes, wich is wierd cause hes a real fat fucker!!! There is someone else there that said he put ear wax on his tooth brush!!!
31-07-2009, 08:13 AM
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i'll have to "complain" to payroll today at some point as they've screwed me out of 2 days sick
we get paid 20 days sick an then afterwards it's "at the companies descretion" so when i've had 23 days off this year and they've focked me a week's worth of money, i think i'll have to reconsider
probelm is though, the only guy who's going to be able to sort it is off on holiday after getting married, so i don't think he's going to answer the phone
we get paid 20 days sick an then afterwards it's "at the companies descretion" so when i've had 23 days off this year and they've focked me a week's worth of money, i think i'll have to reconsider
probelm is though, the only guy who's going to be able to sort it is off on holiday after getting married, so i don't think he's going to answer the phone
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31-07-2009, 09:07 AM
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i nearly did !! whilst living in plymouth !
I was unloading a double deck trailer - took a pallet out of the top deck, backed out, stopped and the bosses son hit the back of the forklift in a transit doing about 30mph..(signs all round the yard saying 5mph) Forklift went over with me still sitting in it, when i eventually got out, i mashed the bosses son down the side of said transit - then the boss came out shouting and hollaring too. It was only because the driver of the lorry managed to pin me back that i didn't.
My new boss at cpl is a proper loon, i get on with him better than my supervisor - so i think he's safe; for now.
I was unloading a double deck trailer - took a pallet out of the top deck, backed out, stopped and the bosses son hit the back of the forklift in a transit doing about 30mph..(signs all round the yard saying 5mph) Forklift went over with me still sitting in it, when i eventually got out, i mashed the bosses son down the side of said transit - then the boss came out shouting and hollaring too. It was only because the driver of the lorry managed to pin me back that i didn't.
My new boss at cpl is a proper loon, i get on with him better than my supervisor - so i think he's safe; for now.
31-07-2009, 12:45 PM
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My boss is a woman, you want to get REALLY fucked off, try working for a woman!! To be fair we get on well now and eveything is cool, but when i first started she made my life a fucking misery!! She would jump on EVERY SINGLE THING i did and pick holes in it in a really belittling fashion, and just loud enough so the whole office could hear her. Got to the point where i had to get up from my desk every now and then and just walk out for 5 minutes otherwise i would have really lost and started smashing the place up or something.
Ive been here a year or so now and we actually get on really really well now and it's all good, and i honestly think she was just 'testing' me to see how i'd react, and make sure i didnt crack under a lot of pressure. Leave, basically. Might sound a bit stupid but that's what it felt like.
EDIT - Just realised my first sentence sounds incredibly sexist!! Obviously this only applies to certain women. I like women in the main!
That is all.
Ive been here a year or so now and we actually get on really really well now and it's all good, and i honestly think she was just 'testing' me to see how i'd react, and make sure i didnt crack under a lot of pressure. Leave, basically. Might sound a bit stupid but that's what it felt like.
EDIT - Just realised my first sentence sounds incredibly sexist!! Obviously this only applies to certain women. I like women in the main!
That is all.
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31-07-2009, 02:29 PM
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when i was 18 my boss was a complete wanker i had a good job as his assistant, he was only there three days a week and only did a few hrs while he was there so i had to do all the running round and make sure everyone was happy and had all the materials to do there job. it was a piss easy job just ordering things that were needed and keep everyone happy. fast forward six months to xmas and all the bottles start turning up with my name on as i was the one ordering materials 30 plus bottles of spirts i left them at work as at the time i did not drink i told him to take what he wanted and i would take the rest fair enough i thought ???. next thing he's on one shouting at me carrying on like a dick acuseing me of all sorts of shite due to the amount of bottles i had compaired to what he had. i just laughed at him then he turned violent thretening me saying i was taking the piss in the end i ended up over the table with him in a fight and gave him what for lol a proper bashing ripped clothes fat lip and a few scuffs a total looser lol. anyway that was it i fooked the job big time but i had the last laugh i took all the bottles and fooked off jobless
31-07-2009, 06:19 PM
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I had an ex boss by the throat hanging over the balcony at Haydock races on a works do, my workmate pulled me away as he wanted to grip him, my workmate twatted him the week after, the MD said it was deserved.
Where i work now we have a woman boss, she likes me so i'm ok there, but then weve got managers, semi managers, supervisers, lickers, acting supervisors, chargehands etc, Ive told them I am only paid to do my job, I aint paid enough to hear them blabbing on trying to use their authority over something stupid.
Where i work now we have a woman boss, she likes me so i'm ok there, but then weve got managers, semi managers, supervisers, lickers, acting supervisors, chargehands etc, Ive told them I am only paid to do my job, I aint paid enough to hear them blabbing on trying to use their authority over something stupid.
31-07-2009, 07:17 PM
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When i use to work for FCUK i ended up having a massive argument with the new cunt of a boss who had just joined FCUK while i had been there for 2 years. The fucker kept turning the key about me not doing my job properly and what not. So i decided to go in on my day off and purchase the clothes i had put on hold. The fucker then said we don't get the 25% discount anymore which i knew he was just being a cunt about. So i rang up my area manager and said he was being a cunt about my discount. The area manager said he's just being a twat and told me to give the phone to him so he can ask him WTF?.
Even after the call he still decided he wanted to be a cunt and still not give me my discount. So i snapped and called him a 'Cock Gobbler' and he came running from around the till threatening to kill me LOL
As he came running i knew exactly what i could do to him to take him down. I just foot soled kicked him in the knee and he fell flat on his face and couldn't get up. The obvious part of my thoughts were 'Ah shit, i can kiss this job goodbye' turns out i dislocated his knee cap and surprisingly all the staff backed me up saying it was self defense and they let me keep my job and made Assistant Manager 3 months down the line which really pissed him off.
Even after the call he still decided he wanted to be a cunt and still not give me my discount. So i snapped and called him a 'Cock Gobbler' and he came running from around the till threatening to kill me LOL
As he came running i knew exactly what i could do to him to take him down. I just foot soled kicked him in the knee and he fell flat on his face and couldn't get up. The obvious part of my thoughts were 'Ah shit, i can kiss this job goodbye' turns out i dislocated his knee cap and surprisingly all the staff backed me up saying it was self defense and they let me keep my job and made Assistant Manager 3 months down the line which really pissed him off.
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